Patchouli oil wearing, Volvo driving, Fur protesting, No job well-fare recipient, amoral, anti-american LIBRULS!

"THE COLLABORATIONISTS, THEY WOULD THROW FLOWERS IN THE STREET IF OBAMA CAME HERE! ...What do you expect from libruls? They're liars by nature...LATTE LAPPING LOSERS!"

I actually remember listening to this live on the air a couple years ago. It cracked me up then, it still does today. Can you imagine, this guy actually has a graduate degree in anthropology? You'd think he'd have a bit more perspective.

... and then there's neo-CONs...

So which is the lesser of the 2 evils, libs or neos?

Is that an honest question? Basically you're asking whether it's better to be moderate or extremist? Or do you mean radical leftist?

Oregon scares the shit out of me.

Actually, Oregon sounds pretty sweet . . . except for the patchouli oil. That shit stinks and makes me think of someone who believes they only need to bathe once per week, in a river, without soap.

Like vikings?

so insane.

is there anyone in america who doesnt drink at starbucks anymore? who is threatened by the complexity of a of a latte? that 'joke' is like 20 years old and doesnt ring true any more.

and whats with hating on the free trade stuff? that makes it sound like conservatives want as much exploitation and pain crammed into thier products as possible, if only to keep prices low?

Yes, but only if the Vikings have spent time in an ashram being taught by a guy named Guru Timmy.

Umm, I don't drink at starbucks, but only cuz their coffee sucks monkey balls.

oh i dont either. would i in a pinch? sure, i dont care. my point is if these nuts are attacking starbucks as liberal, then america is libberal.

I can never quite wrap my head around what the complaints against liberals really are. From my point of view, liberals are trying to:

Keep air and water clean for human usage
Feed and house homeless and starving people
Keep people from dying in pointless wars
Erase the dividing lines of gender, race, religion, creed, color, sexual identity, etc. so that everyone gets a fair deal

I don't know what is so wrong about those things, but they really seem to get some idiots to foam at the mouth.

I can't believe you made the Osama-Obama transposition.

amen, brother


hilarious sound byte.


*frolics out the door, leaving a trail of patchouli scent, to gather flowers for the arrival of osama*

I think there's a job for him at Fox.

I think they are trying to make it sounds shallow and trendy.

They don't realize that they too are caught up in special relativity. They are stubborn and refuse to change. If you've got money and/or privilege then change must look like nothing more than a fad.

Michael Savage is just an opportunist. I think he thinks he knows how Archie Bunker-types think and decided to make a radio show for them and get rich that way. I'd be really surprised if he truly believed the things he says. I can't take his negativity.

OH THE IRONY.

Seriously...

oh. god. i just got my volvo last week.

is my card in the mail?

We sent it on Thursday. Please allow 3-5 business days for delivery.

ZOMG!! U USE TEH MAIL N NOT TEH E_MAILZ?!!!1! U KILLT A TREE!!!

DAMN LATTE LAPPING LIBRUL HIPPY! You're DAMN RITE I DID!?!

How do I gain by voicing my opinions? I dont even try to gain. In fact I pay out of my pocket. So how can you possibly draw a compaison between me an Michael Savage?

I'm pretty sure he was referring to the fact that you can't "take his negativity."

I thought this was going to be about my father after he found out how much he had to pay for taxes