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4/17/08

Dem. Debate [5]

4/17/08

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup 41 [12]

4/17/08

NEWS: Lethal Injection and Voter IDs and Protests, Oh My! [2]

4/16/08

Riots, instability spread as food prices skyrocket

4/16/08

Court Upholds Lethal Injection, States Finally Free to Get Their Kill On

4/15/08

Everyone needs to read....

4/15/08

The Compassion Forum [2]

4/14/08

4/13/08

Democrats = Pure evil [2]

4/13/08

NEWS: Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish [7]

4/13/08

"Hillary, when was the last time you went to church or shot a gun?"

4/13/08

Absolut accurately depicts history; Americans freak out [4]

fountainofdreams

4/13/08

Barack Obama - Jedi Master

4/13/08

Patchouli oil wearing, Volvo driving, Fur protesting, No job well-fare recipient, amoral, anti-american LIBRULS! [3]

4/13/08

Beating for Youtube. [7]

4/12/08

NEWS: Sagittarius Wants to Kill You [3]

4/12/08

NEWS: Black On Black Election? [4]

4/11/08

UN chief calls for calm in Haiti

4/11/08

Video of Hillary Clinton's Bosnia trip lie. [3]

4/11/08

Can't Clinton get Anything Right? Story of Uninsured Woman's Death Untrue [2]

4/11/08

Torch Trouble [5]

4/11/08

NEWS: Saturday Morning Feel-Good Story: Playground From the Mind That Brought Us Katamari

4/10/08

Guantanamo trials delayed

4/9/08

Microsoft Goes After Yahoo!: $44.6 Billion [2]

4/9/08

4/9/08

Patraeus Report

4/8/08

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup #40 [4]

4/7/08

Hillary fires campaign strategist [2]

4/6/08

Absolutly owned

4/6/08

Kids are scary [2]

4/6/08

Obama Slams Clinton [3]

4/6/08

Banks noww requiring SS number for home loans

4/5/08

Nah Nah Nah Nah, Nah Nah Nah Nah

emotedcreations

4/5/08

Noted traitor endorses Obama [3]

4/5/08

Oh no! Pirates! [2]

4/5/08

NEWS: A Steaming Pile Of Sadr [7]

emotedcreations

4/5/08

That's It! Obama Just Lost My Vote [4]

4/4/08

An odd day of compromise . . . maybe

4/4/08

A day to remember peace

4/4/08

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Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

APR 01, 2008 05:57 PM

3rd grade kids devise plan to hurt teacher

Police seized a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight from the students, who apparently intended to use them against the teacher, Tanner said.

And this is the scary part:

The scheme involved a division of roles, Tanner said. One child's job was to cover windows so no one could see outside, he said. Another was supposed to clean up after the attack.

These kids weren't fucking around.

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

APR 01, 2008 06:06 PM

I could take them all on!

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 01, 2008 06:14 PM

36.

scylis

Anchorage, AK

November 2004

APR 01, 2008 06:24 PM

they were just looking for a snuke that they had been tipped off about.

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

APR 01, 2008 06:24 PM

I always knew it !

Never turn your back on 'em.

coyotemike

Kearney, NE

May 2006

APR 01, 2008 06:45 PM

Sydni said:
I could take them all on!

I could only take on 23 . . . but I'm only partially willing to pick up a small child and use it as a club.

Colinism

Atlanta, GA

July 2005

APR 01, 2008 06:48 PM

Are we absolutely sure they were not just trying to film Hentai at the school? I mean this sounds like something the Japanese would come up with and make a cartoon or movie about. Those people are on their own island for a reason you know........

Mr_Matt_

Hollywood, FL

July 2005

APR 01, 2008 09:04 PM

Overpopulation is the root of almost all our problems. STOP HAVING KIDS!

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

APR 01, 2008 10:24 PM

Sydni said:
I could take them all on!

24

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA

April 2005

APR 01, 2008 10:49 PM

Wasn't this an episode of South Park?

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY

July 2006

APR 02, 2008 02:21 AM

Part of me is horrified but that part is not my mouth. My mouth laughed.

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ

June 2003

APR 02, 2008 06:37 AM

The school should be proud of the fact that it was the special ed kids that got together and did this. Yay Special Ed!

PerfectEquation

Long Beach, CA

May 2005

APR 02, 2008 10:49 AM

How do children get that crazy?

Oh holy crap, I lose. I can only take on 10 children. I blame the fact that I'm as small as a 3rd grader

Colinism

Atlanta, GA

July 2005

APR 02, 2008 10:54 AM

mydogfarted said:
The school should be proud of the fact that it was the special ed kids that got together and did this. Yay Special Ed!

Makes you wonder what they teach in that special ed class.

Serial killing for retards?

Kindle

Seattle, WA

March 2006

APR 02, 2008 11:05 AM

mydogfarted said:
The school should be proud of the fact that it was the special ed kids that got together and did this. Yay Special Ed!

Makes you wonder what they teach in that special ed class.

Serial killing for retards?

Current Events and History of course!

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

APR 02, 2008 03:06 PM

Serial killing for retards?

The time will come when "retard" is in the lexicon of unacceptable words, along with "nigger". It can't be too soon.

Rusty_metal_ass

I'm lost

October 2006

APR 02, 2008 03:40 PM

SockPuppet said:

Serial killing for retards?

The time will come when "retard" is in the lexicon of unacceptable words, along with "nigger". It can't be too soon.

Careful with him, I hear he's also heavily armed.

RumpusParable

Augusta, GA

April 2003

APR 02, 2008 03:54 PM

I could take 28, easy.

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

APR 02, 2008 03:57 PM

Shiny_Metal_Ass said:

SockPuppet said:

Serial killing for retards?

The time will come when "retard" is in the lexicon of unacceptable words, along with "nigger". It can't be too soon.

Careful with him, I hear he's also heavily armed.

Steroids, I expect.

But the reason I removed his username from the comment was because it wasn't a snark at him specifically.

sillyokio

Egypt

January 2005

APR 02, 2008 04:29 PM

What ever happened to the days of putting whoopee cushions in the chair when she wasn't looking?

Kindle

Seattle, WA

March 2006

APR 02, 2008 04:30 PM

sillyokio said:
What ever happened to the days of putting whoopee cushions in the chair when she wasn't looking?

We're old apparently.

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR

December 2002

APR 02, 2008 04:35 PM

SergeantPsycho

Hampton, VA

January 2007

APR 02, 2008 04:43 PM

SockPuppet said:

Serial killing for retards?

The time will come when "retard" is in the lexicon of unacceptable words, along with "nigger". It can't be too soon.

Awwww! You said the N-Word!

Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

APR 02, 2008 04:58 PM

SnakePlissken said:

that's going into my nightmares, thank you.

Darke

Trego, WI

June 2005

APR 02, 2008 06:52 PM

Cover strategy? Cleaning up after the attack?
These kids are smarter than the President and his entire staff. Let's graduate 'em and get em into the field.

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