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4/1/08

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Proving the point: Liveleak gets death threats. [3]

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3/30/08

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3/29/08

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3/29/08

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3/27/08

State Department Intelligence? Not So Much.

3/27/08

Science will destroy us all. [4]

3/27/08

Sick Frankenstein Shit [3]

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3/27/08

White House Computers are Colecovisions

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3/26/08

NEWS: Could YOU Be an Astronaut? [3]

3/25/08

Even his NAME is "Pro Life!"

3/24/08

NEWS: "No Child Left Behind" leaves inner city schools behind [2]

3/24/08

Stingrays really are assholes [3]

3/24/08

China: Keeping the word safe from Buddhist Monks [2]

3/24/08

Paultards are Hysterical, Example #79438 [3]

3/24/08

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The Curse of Tampa

3/22/08

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Richardson to Endorse Obama

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Hillary's "3 A.M. ad" Girl Doesn't Approve of that Message

3/21/08

CNN: State Department Reports Security Breached on Obama's Passport File

3/21/08

5th Year In Protest Thread [3]

3/21/08

Sir Arthur C. Clarke dead at 90

3/20/08

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3/20/08

The End is Near

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OMG Extramarital Sex!! By A New York Official!!! [2]

3/19/08

NEWS: Right Wing Nightmare: Michael Moore Is Right [42]

3/18/08

Supreme Court hears DC gun ban case.

3/18/08

The twisted, racist fuck that Obama calls "Reverend" [9]

3/18/08

Another Chapter emerges in the U.S war against democ.......Terror

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3/18/08

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Cassiel

Aurora, CO

September 2004

MAR 20, 2008 11:05 AM

Stingray jumps out of water, kills woman.

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

MAR 20, 2008 11:14 AM

Oh damn. They've got me surrounded.

I have heard of the pinfish here doing that too. If you are toolin along at even 30-40 mph out there and an animal of any kind jumps out of the water and hits you, it's going to be an asshole about it. The water is shallow and there's lots of stuff to scare down there.

Sad for that poor woman though. Who the hell expects that ?

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 20, 2008 11:20 AM

Wyrd.

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

MAR 20, 2008 01:21 PM

too much stingray will kill you!

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

MAR 20, 2008 01:40 PM

Chainlink said:
Who the hell expects that ?

NO ONE EXPECTS THE STINGRAY INQUISITION!

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

MAR 20, 2008 02:01 PM

Aw man, look at her visor sitting on the thing's back.

Asshole.

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL

July 2005

MAR 20, 2008 04:08 PM

I feel bad for the stingray too. If I thought she was pulling some: crikey, isn't it BEAUTIFULL! shit while messing with it I'da said she deserved it.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

MAR 20, 2008 07:22 PM

Wait! I live in Florida!

Clidna

Canada

January 2005

MAR 20, 2008 08:15 PM

Be on the lookout, then. Apparently the stingrays are planning some kind of terrorist attack. I heard it on Fox.

elicit77

USA

October 2003

MAR 21, 2008 02:46 AM

Found some video of the unfortunate
event.

Oskar

United Kingdom

February 2005

MAR 21, 2008 06:20 AM

I'm suprised no one has made a Steve Irwin joke about this yet...

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 21, 2008 06:46 AM

Oskar said:
I'm suprised no one has made a Steve Irwin joke about this yet...

Look up 4 posts.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

MAR 21, 2008 07:22 AM

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

MAR 21, 2008 07:53 AM

Halloween 2006

Still too soon ?

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

MAR 21, 2008 07:54 AM

PaulNikon said:
Wait! I live in Florida!

My love for Dickeyville not withstanding, that happened less than 30 miles from where I live.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

MAR 21, 2008 08:00 AM

Steve Irwin agrees with this thread.

Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

MAR 21, 2008 08:05 AM

Cash said:

Steve Irwin agrees with this thread.

Dude had the easiest wardrobe evAR.

Steve wakes up. . . " gee what shall I wear today. . . let me see here . . . should I wear the tan shirt with the tan shorts ? . . . OR , maybe I'll wear the tan shorts with a nice tan shirt. CRIKEY ! "

billybillybilly

Minneapolis, MN

March 2004

MAR 22, 2008 10:45 PM

Uh... guys? Did anybody notice the last paragraph of that article?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

gdarklighter

San Diego, CA

August 2005

MAR 23, 2008 12:50 AM

Wow, this thread is in really good taste.

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom

August 2005

MAR 23, 2008 07:51 AM

what a sucky way to go

r00kers

Nederland, CO

February 2003

MAR 23, 2008 09:17 AM

what a sucky way to go

There are suckier. The marine life still wins sometimes.

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

MAR 23, 2008 01:09 PM

what a sucky way to go

There are suckier.

True. You could experience death by lamprey, or even death by giant squid.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

MAR 23, 2008 01:10 PM

Gringo said:

what a sucky way to go

There are suckier.

True. You could experience death by lamprey, or even death by giant squid.

Death by head, kthxbai.

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

MAR 23, 2008 03:20 PM

Chainlink said:

Halloween 2006

Still too soon ?

I love how the topless woman thinks she's the one getting photographed there instead of just being in the background of someone else's photo.

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

MAR 23, 2008 03:24 PM

Also, from the article (emphasis added):

"Rays jump to escape a predator, give birth and shake off parasites," said Lynn Gear, supervisor of fishes and reptiles at Theater of the Sea in Islamorada. "They do not attack people."

That's the scariest image ever--some stingray all flyin' through the air at you while it shoots out baby stingrays?

Fucked right up.

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