May I have a candidate, please?

I'd like a representative who will enforce laws against corporate malfeasance without instituting socialism or fascism. I'm talking about jail terms, not fines.

I'd like a representative who will not reward people for having children. I don't want to punish them, though. How about allowing sex education and condoms to reduce the demand for abortions, while you're at it?

I'd like a representative who understands that government hardly ever does anything well, and points out the overwhelming evidence for that, refusing to even attempt to fix problems they can never fix. May I suggest ending the war on drugs for a very tiny start?

I'd like a representative whose foreign policy doesn't use quick fixes that create even bigger problems long after they leave office.

It took me quite a while to learn that sometimes I just have to let someone else be wrong, even to let them fail and recover all on their own. I'd like a representative who has figured that out.

Perhaps we get the candidates we deserve, but if you don't ask you don't get, right?

Wishful Thinking, '08!

Nader?

The thread title made me think

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RON PAUL OH ATE!!!

I can only think of one man

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Margot_Dent said:
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I would mind a candy date, myself.

_Margot_ said:
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As long as Roger Clinton gets a cabinet position, I'm in.

_Margot_ said:
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You guessed it.

ckdexterhaven said:

_Margot_ said:
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As long as Roger Clinton gets a cabinet position, I'm in.

Isn't that the dude from Air Supply?

that kitten makes me sad.

But he's so adorable.

but it's sad adorable, and I can't hug it to make it happy adorable.

I bet I could hug him to make him happy. I'm pretty good with cats. I am filled with magic.

Zarth said:

ckdexterhaven said:

_Margot_ said:
I can only think of one man

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As long as Roger Clinton gets a cabinet position, I'm in.

Isn't that the dude from Air Supply?

I think it's the guy from REO Speedwagon, actually.

Did you say a pony?

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ckdexterhaven said:

Zarth said:

ckdexterhaven said:

_Margot_ said:
I can only think of one man

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As long as Roger Clinton gets a cabinet position, I'm in.

Isn't that the dude from Air Supply?

I think it's the guy from REO Speedwagon, actually.

I thought he had a moustache, though.

Zarth said:

ckdexterhaven said:

Zarth said:

ckdexterhaven said:

_Margot_ said:
I can only think of one man

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As long as Roger Clinton gets a cabinet position, I'm in.

Isn't that the dude from Air Supply?

I think it's the guy from REO Speedwagon, actually.

I thought he had a moustache, though.

If there is one thing that can complete that picture, it's a mustache.

But it's evil magic. Your dirty red commie magic would probably send him to siberia. My good blue capitalist magic would send him to a factory to be a model citizen who eats red meat works 20 hours a day and fears god and homos.

Lenin himself had a cat. Did Maggie Thatcher? Mussolini? I think not.

But how many cats did he sentence to the gulag Comrad?

LOL

Or I could just establish Priatopia.

Thank you for the design for the stamp that will commemorate its founding, Margot_Dent.

Margot_Dent said:
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You totally stole my idea. I was right about to post one with "I can has candudate now plz? Kthnxbai."