Nine minutes of Tom Cruise discussing Scientology

Not surprisingly, other copies that have been thrown up on Youtube over the past few days have been yanked down by the Church of Scientology International.

Whoah this post got edited there was something about some sort of technologies then poof it's gone.

That was actually a pretty unconvincing sales pitch and not that scary compared to other religious "whack-jobs". But then again I've been reading this shit for the past day and a half so everything seems kind of pale by comparison.

Scientologists are lunatics. Who the fuck is "depending on scientologists"? I feel sorry for that guy.

If I mysteriously disappear tomorrow, I think you all know what happened.... O_o

this reminds me... hmmmm ... let me see...

"Seduce and destroy"???....



... why did you lie Tom ???!!!

Nice hotel room, Tom. Where is that? Nice thespian turtleneck. Nice soundtrack. What the fuck are you talking about? What the shit are you laughing about?

I thought i heard "LOH technology" but it was really "LRH technology" and i know what that is.

Let me guess, I'll have to give you my credit card number to find out what LRH technology means...

i thought it was pretty obvious myself (or easily googled), but i'll take your credit card number anyway.

If you're posting in a thread about Scientology, and you can't suss out what "LRH" might stand for, you're not posting in the right thread.

I'll take the credit card number, too. Only I won't tell you what it means.

well, hookipa, apparently Tom Cruise videos short out people's sarcasm detectors.

It would seem so.

Ah. "My pipe is full of fail," as it were.

Mea culpa. On the other hand, I think trocc is on to something.

Here's a working link.

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

Jesus fucking Hubbard. That was awesome.

Guys at his level actually believe they can change reality. So, when he says he can do something about a car wreck, he is literally saying he can change the reality of the situation. But, there are also bad things out there who try to stop him from changing reality - that's why he needs help.

There was a great story from JJ Abrahms from when he was writing Mission Impossible. Cruise invited him up to his house in Colorado, so the two of them could bang out the script alone. One day when they were writing, Cruise said, "Those Drumsticks were great, weren't they?' (referring to the ice cream) JJ agreed. About five minutes went by and all of a sudden Cruise started throwing a tantrum. He was livid that JJ hadn't gone to the kitchen and brought a Drumstick back. He was yelling, "Why would you not do that?"

He can't really handle it when his ability to change reality is opposed.

And yesterday, I only thought he was a loony.

He should have a spaceship.

I'll build him one myself if he promises to leave the solar system and never come back fuck off.

But he can postulate himself a spaceship at any time he wants, so it's all good.

I feel violated by watching that

Damn you. I can't stop laughing and my ribs are bruised. I need oxygen.

Yes, feel the ignorant fanaticism undress your mind.

That's Thetans being stripped away that you're feeling.

I will never watch a movie with that lunatic in it ever again.