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lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JAN 14, 2008 11:05 AM



Q: Am I in discussion with a human who has a functioning brain?

A: What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?



Holy mackeral!!!!
100 Greatest Quotes from Christian Fundamentalist Chat Rooms

_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

JAN 14, 2008 11:10 AM




The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.



Wow.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:10 AM

I posted that a while back somewhere thanks for reminding me of it. smile

Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.



And there you have it folks proof from the good book itself that the moon landing was a hoax otherwise the moment we touched it it would have come crashing down into the earth.......

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

JAN 14, 2008 11:11 AM

JohnR7 said:

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:15 AM



No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims


What? What?!?

hk85

hk85

Guerneville, CA
October 2007

JAN 14, 2008 11:17 AM



You are banned. You are not a Christian for Christians don't accuse brothers and sisters in Christ of being non-Christian.



and so the circle is complete.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:17 AM


If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol


This from a guy called "gods [sic] soldier".

_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

JAN 14, 2008 11:19 AM



I have very little use for science. In fact it is in impediment to getting close to God.



I loved it!

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:19 AM

Bastardo said:

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol


This from a guy called "gods [sic] soldier".



I wonder how he would feel if a woman raped a man.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:22 AM

Colinism said:

Bastardo said:

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol


This from a guy called "gods [sic] soldier".



I wonder how he would feel if a woman raped a man.


Duh, they'd be married!

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:23 AM

Bastardo said:

Colinism said:

Bastardo said:

If u have sex before marriage then in Gods eyes u are married to that person if a man rapes a woman in Gods eyes they are married it sucks for the girl but what can we do lol


This from a guy called "gods [sic] soldier".



I wonder how he would feel if a woman raped a man.


Duh, they'd be married!



somehow I doubt it. smile

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:25 AM


Convinced atheists adhere to no concepts of good and bad, but make them up as they go along. To me, they're no different from machines! A bit like the gun which is capable of cold, mindless, killing - devoid of all consciousness of responsibility.



I'm still rabidly pro 2nd amendment but THAT guy needs to have a far more narrow definition of the second amendment adhear to him because I for one shudder at the thought of him possessing a rubber band and a paperclip.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:25 AM


A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.


W.
T.
F.

_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

JAN 14, 2008 11:26 AM

Bastardo said:

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.


W.
T.
F.



Holy hell.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

JAN 14, 2008 11:28 AM

Colinism said:

Convinced atheists adhere to no concepts of good and bad, but make them up as they go along. To me, they're no different from machines! A bit like the gun which is capable of cold, mindless, killing - devoid of all consciousness of responsibility.



I'm still rabidly pro 2nd amendment but THAT guy needs to have a far more narrow definition of the second amendment adhear to him because I for one shudder at the thought of him possessing a rubber band and a paperclip.



Shut up dude, I'm this close to becoming an atheist Terminator!

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:29 AM


A woman for president is a bad idea. Hillary for president is even worse. Do you think America never had a woman for president by coincidence?

[You can transfer that logic to black people, seeing as there's been no black presidents - Anyway it's incredibly insensitive, stupid and unbased.]

As stupid as you think it sounds I totally agree. Blacks should not ever be in positions of power. They should be suppressed back in to slavery.



It's like a huge waterfall of crazy.

_margot_

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA
December 2007

JAN 14, 2008 11:32 AM



The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.



mad

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:32 AM


so you think if no one believed in any religion there would be no wars or fighting? i think it would be worse. i know if i didn't fear god's judgement i would have killed many many times.



And that guy needs to be locked up forever next to gun boy.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:34 AM



all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang "has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.

ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.


This is the 21st century, right?

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

JAN 14, 2008 11:35 AM

Ho. ly. shit. surreal
That's some painful stuff. blackeyed

It really makes me much more appreciative of the morons we have here. wink

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

JAN 14, 2008 11:35 AM

Apes are just creatures twisted by Satan to mock Jesus by giving EVILolition credibility.



That could explain things like this:

NoPantsDave

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH
OLD SKOOL

JAN 14, 2008 11:35 AM

Now some people might object to killing atheists for there (and obviously it is there and not thier as they are not whos but whats ) organs but think of all the full human persons that would benifit from the organs and the medical research that could be done on these non-persons.



That one's my favorite so far.

Coyotemike

Coyotemike

USA
May 2006

JAN 14, 2008 11:36 AM

_Margot_ said:


The only solution we have to stop gays from recruiting other people is to cut off the source. They need to be taken to specialized containment centers where they will be forced to become straight and accept Jesus as thier savior and to repent from their disgusting, wicket, hatful, devilish ways. Those that refuse to go can either be forced, or banished from society in other specialized communities where they have no connetion to the outside world at all. Most would die of AIDS anyway. Anyone who refused any of the answers to make them better would have to be killed or banished.



mad



Just think of the clubs they would have in "Gay-Land!"

I'm almost scared to actually click on the original link.

hk85

hk85

Guerneville, CA
October 2007

JAN 14, 2008 11:37 AM

Those posts are not from Christians, they are from the Devil himself. You Satan lovers should know how the Lord has filled my heart with redemption and love.

I hope you all burn in hell for eternity.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

JAN 14, 2008 11:38 AM

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!



It's time to repeal Watson & Crick's Nobel Prize, and someone should inform the writers at C.S.I. that you can't really test for DNA, you can only test for SATAN!

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