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1/5/08

Free drug samples go to wealthy and insured

1/4/08

Israeli raid kills nine in Gaza

1/4/08

NEWS: Anyone Who Believes Al Qaeda Killed Bhutto Is An Asshole [5]

1/4/08

After Bhutto's death, Sharif steps forward

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1/4/08

Kenya opposition plans new rally

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1/4/08

Waitress gets $50,000

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1/4/08

Someone explain this to me... [2]

1/3/08

Libertarians Gaining Ground [9]

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1/3/08

Baltimore sets new record! [4]

1/3/08

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1/3/08

NEWS: Oh, WoW: Ron Paulites March on Azeroth [3]

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1/1/08

NEWS: We Had A Good Run, Didn�t We? So Long, America [9]

1/1/08

NEWS: Democratic Healthcare Plans = Horseshit [4]

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1/1/08

NEWS: Congress, Please Schedule A Vote To Make Jesus Our Official Lord [10]

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1/1/08

2007, year of the endemic surveillance scoeities.

1/1/08

The woman who attempted to kill President Ford out on parole

12/31/07

NEWS: What If I Want My Kid To Be A One Armed, Blind Midget? [7]

12/31/07

Benazir Bhutto slip

12/30/07

NEWS: Saddam No Mas [7]

12/30/07

Europe Celebrates: From 'Iron Curtain' to 'No Borders' in 20 Years

12/30/07

Bin Laden warns Iraqi Sunnis, threatens Israel

12/30/07

New-home sales at lowest level in 12 years

12/30/07

Hoops star needs bodyguards to play his season

12/30/07

Bush to reject defense bill with �pocket veto�

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12/30/07

Kenya suspends election results as riots erupt

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12/28/07

Not quite appropriate but whatever

12/28/07

NEWS: Bush To Lay Out Latest Plan For Failure [2]

12/28/07

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets

12/27/07

NEWS: Christmas Is Fucked, Santa Shot Down Over Brazil

12/27/07

Descendants of Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse break away from US

12/27/07

NEWS: Alderaan Was a Peaceful Planet (Before the Black Hole) [2]

12/27/07

NEWS: Seriously Though, Can We Impeach Now? [7]

12/24/07

NEWS: Anti Immigrant Crowd Full Of Shit On The Medical Front [24]

12/24/07

How 'bout them Niners?

12/24/07

NEWS: Good News! FCC Further Destroying Our Country Tomorrow! [3]

12/23/07

NEWS: MoveOn.org Launches Anti-Facebook Campaign [2]

12/23/07

NEWS: Too Many Cats Can Kill You FYI [3]

12/23/07

NEWS: Huckabee and Son, Creeping The Shit Out Of People For 26 Years [3]

12/21/07

DEATH PENALTY ABOLISHED

12/20/07

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup � Strike Edition! [8]

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NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets

arielwaldman

San Francisco, CA

July 2007

DEC 24, 2007 11:13 PM

GEEK: Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets

As the last installment on SuicideGirls, Tuesday Tasting will be moving to Shake Well Before Use in 2008.

Each week, Ariel Waldman serves a tasting of the latest in sex and tech.

Santa Brought Us Slutty Stocking Stuffers

Fleshbot posts ten XXXmas videos aimed to get you hotter than a Macbook on bare thighs. Naughty, video-loving vixens are decked out in reindeer hats and ready to ride your sleigh (at least on screen).

Yes, it's been well established that "Christmas porn" pretty much just means "babes in Santa hats," but it can also mean so much more. For example, sometimes the dudes are wearing the hats! Also, sometimes there's a tree in the background!

From "Three Tight XXXMas chicks share Santa" to "Hardcore Christmas party", the videos are definitely NSFW, but that shouldn't be a problem today.

Flying Home For The Holidays Will Still Suck

The friendly skies want to make sure they remain just that: friendly, but not of the fuck-buddy variety. Airlines are starting to open up to in-flight wi-fi and mobile phone service. Unfortunately, the possibility of porn is making many planes hesitant to allow unrestricted Internet access.

And there are going to be a ton of questions to answer. Will it be free? Ad-supported? Will there be a subscription charge? What if the guy in the seat next to you is looking at porn? Even worse, what if he plugs in a Skype headset and starts yakking away?

Personally, we'd much prefer an accidental glance at Britney's latest crotch shot on an adjacent laptop, than listen to someone ask what groceries are left in the fridge on our flight home.

362 Days Left To Stock Up On Gadgets For Global Orgasm Day 2008

Missed Global Orgasm Day last week, only to go directly to a thinly-walled, relative's home for the holidays? Thankfully, Gizmodo listed the top 10 gadgets you need for Global Orgasm Day, most of which you can order or make through the quiet convenience of a few clicks. If pink Japanese blowjob machines and Call Me Panties aren't your thing, then we can only hope your fingers and a fast internet connection help satiate next year's winter solstice.

And now it is time for this sexy geek to bid you adieu...

Evilgasm

Netherlands

April 2007

DEC 26, 2007 03:00 PM

Another great column gets the axe... Damn!

Your work will be missed.

P.S. On one thing I do agree. You are one sexy geek

bairdduvessa

Centerville, MA

April 2005

DEC 27, 2007 03:23 AM

last one why?

arielwaldman

San Francisco, CA

July 2007

DEC 28, 2007 01:02 PM

Budget cuts to the newswire. Don't worry, I'll still be around on the interweb!