Waitress gets $50,000

emotedcreations

Someone explain this to me... [2]

TheFuckOffKid

Libertarians Gaining Ground [8]

emotedcreations

Baltimore sets new record! [4]

hornjock

We're winning!

freshprncebelair

NEWS: Oh, WoW: Ron Paulites March on Azeroth [3]

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWS: We Had A Good Run, Didn’t We? So Long, America [9]

Coyotemike

NEWS: Democratic Healthcare Plans = Horseshit [4]

Holden_Caulfield

NEWS: Congress, Please Schedule A Vote To Make Jesus Our Official Lord [10]

Varuka_Salt

2007, year of the endemic surveillance scoeities.

Waldo_Jeffers

The woman who attempted to kill President Ford out on parole

MrCrisp

NEWS: What If I Want My Kid To Be A One Armed, Blind Midget? [7]

Zippo

Benazir Bhutto slip

RedBstrd

NEWS: Saddam No Mas [7]

PaulNikon

Europe Celebrates: From 'Iron Curtain' to 'No Borders' in 20 Years

llouys

Bin Laden warns Iraqi Sunnis, threatens Israel

Tiger_Fodder

New-home sales at lowest level in 12 years

Tiger_Fodder

Hoops star needs bodyguards to play his season

Tiger_Fodder

Bush to reject defense bill with ‘pocket veto’

emotedcreations

Kenya suspends election results as riots erupt

emotedcreations

Not quite appropriate but whatever

thefreak

NEWS: Bush To Lay Out Latest Plan For Failure [2]

NickFaust

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets

arielwaldman

NEWS: Christmas Is Fucked, Santa Shot Down Over Brazil

Nancy

Descendants of Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse break away from US

Sempi

NEWS: Alderaan Was a Peaceful Planet (Before the Black Hole) [2]

Certhas

NEWS: Seriously Though, Can We Impeach Now? [7]

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NEWS: Anti Immigrant Crowd Full Of Shit On The Medical Front [24]

bean

How 'bout them Niners?

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NEWS: Good News! FCC Further Destroying Our Country Tomorrow! [3]

wereduck

NEWS: MoveOn.org Launches Anti-Facebook Campaign [2]

squee_

NEWS: Too Many Cats Can Kill You FYI [3]

Clidna

NEWS: Huckabee and Son, Creeping The Shit Out Of People For 26 Years [3]

BatAttaK

DEATH PENALTY ABOLISHED

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NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup – Strike Edition! [8]

_kungfoo_

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: Grand Theft Auto, Guitars, And Gadget Girls

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NEWS: Congress To Save Us From Devastating Steroids [4]

wereduck

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup #25 [3]

dvlgrl

[vegetarianism]. [4]

Ascanius