Worst Superhero Even

Look, coming down the street...it's an idiot in spandex...no, it's a dope with goggles on...it's ANGLE GRINDER MAN!

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[Edited on Sep 18, 2003 by jake_lex]

[Edited on Sep 18, 2003 by jake_lex]

No the worst superhero EVER is Completly Useless Man!


by day he is mild mannered and slightly nerortic MisterJesus but by night he dons his sweatpants and becomes!

Completly Useless Man

No, the worst superhero ever is, and shall ever shall be, Aquaman. He can communicate with and command sea creatures. Wow, how amazing.

hahaha. fuckin aquaman. damn that guy sucks.

THE WORST

Now he has a job at SeaWorld.

How about Captain Planet?

I wish i had my old copies of Wizard magazine
the mort of the month always made me laugh
there was some great ones in there

how dare you!

These two get my vote... super friends my ass


Marvin always fantasized that he had super powers, and Wendy was the sensible one of the two. Wonder Dog was sort of a Scooby Doo clone for just comic relief!



Zan, Jayna, and their pet space monkey Gleek came to Earth from the planet Exxor. They are in training to become full fledged superheroes. When they touch hands, the Wonder Twins activate their powers... Jayna can change into any animal, while Zan can change into any form of water & ice.

Wonder Twin Powers Activate! Form of ... a toaster oven!

lamest superpowers:

the ability to stop escalators...with my mind!

ability to communicate with CORN!

lightning fast MOOD SWINGS!

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2000/ls_topten_archive_20000717.shtml

I might be going all obscure here, but i read an Iron Man comic years and years ago that featured a hero named 'Squirrel Girl.'

That's right. She had all the powers of...a squirrel.

She had big ass buck teeth and a huge furry tail.

*sigh* I think that very comic might have marked my own loss of interest in the comic book world.

i'm gonna have to scream: SPIDER-MAN STILL SUCKS DICK!

pfft, captain planet kicks ALL ass... and i doubt he can be counted i know, but optimus prime kicks MORE.

Thank you for posting a picture of those fucks the Wonder Twins, and that shit eating monkey Gleek of theirs-they have to be some of the WORST fucking 'super'heroes ever conceived by man. I'm pretty sure they were created in the late 60's, when everyone was stoned off their fuckin' ass, it's the only explanation for it.

He used to be "Totally Stoned 80's Cheez Metal Cover Band Man", but that act was getting suprisingly little press due to the existance of, well, New Jersey.

Howard Stern.

...... Today, our levitating porn king let off stream after stream of noxious ass gases to ward off friends and evil ones alike.......the earth is safe again....Now excuse me while I go retch uncontrollably.....


He has my vote.

*ahem*

well, i can tell you who isn't the worst superhero ever.

MATTER-EATER LAD!!!

i took half my knuckle off with an angle grinder........

Spaceghost gets my vote.
Yeah the Wonder Twins sucked big time.
Remember Bat-Mite? Oh, my god!!!

Come on, Aquaman isn't so bad. He starts dying after being out of water for more than an hour. That should make for some pretty exciting story lines. He, he, he.
These days he's sporting a pretty wicked looking hook. You can take out an eye with that, if you're not careful. Yeah, I guess you guys are right. Aquaman is next to useless.

Not that I'm a huge fan of Aquaman, but the guy can control 75% of the planet...after all, isn't he King of the Seas?

No, the worst, cheesiest superhero ever was Dazzler.

Hmm, I wonder if she puts out...?

Spike