NEWS: I Helped Pay For Rudy To Fuck A Lady In A Nice Place

POLITICS: I Helped Pay For Rudy To Fuck A Lady In A Nice Place

I lived in the cesspool known as New York City for five years. Rudy Giuliani was running the show the entire time and he quickly rose up my list of worst human beings alive. He is, quite simply, an arrogant asshole. Yesterday, I learned that as a New York City taxpayer I was helping Rudy put his penis inside an unfortunate woman.

This means no White House for Rudy. He’s toast.

A bit of this story surfaced in 2001, when a city auditor found $34,000 of travel expenses hidden in accounts of the New York City Loft Board. The mayor, being an upstanding guy, refused to comment on the expenses for “security” reasons. At the time, auditors could not verify that the expenses were for legitimate city business. Unfortunately for Rudy, the US has something called the Freedom of Information Law. Politico.com used it dig up the truth.

Conclusive? No? Enough to destroy a presidential campaign? Oh, yes.

Now, I could give a shit if Rudy was driving out to the Hamptons to fuck Donkeys or a woman or to jerk off at sunrise, while yelling, "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy." What does matter was that the “fiscally responsible” mayor was using city funds for fuck trips. If they weren’t fuck trips, then he probably should have explained them back in 2001 when questions were being asked. And in his Rudy style, he took from those who needed it most.

Weird, because Rudy just loves the disabled.



Nice work, America’s Mayor.

Rudy could have just traveled out to the Hamptons and kept it all above board, but he decided to hide it and leave the tab with “little known city offices.” Why? He was having an extra-marital affair and didn’t want anyone to know. In doing so, he managed to combine everything Republicans are supposed to be against: Immoral behavior and fiscal irresponsibility.

Last night during the Republican debate, Rudy was asked about the breaking story. He responded by saying he had security everywhere he went and how they billed the city was not his responsibility. Uh huh. Good luck with that one.

Rudy's in trouble. His arrogance led him to flaunt his affair and now he's going to pay.

And the best part of that story is that when the press found out about the affair, Rudy called a press conference to announce that he was getting a divorce. He just neglected to tell his wife beforehand. Is telling your wife you want a divorce, via the media, presidential?

Besides 9/11, Rudy has been running on fiscal responsibility and accountability.

Indeed, you do, Rudy. You’re wrapped up in financial irregularities, misuse of official city resources, and an attempt to hide your affair. Welcome to failure.

You had me at

From then on, as I'm reading the article, all I hear in my head is "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy."

Na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye

What I want to know is why I can't get public funds to pay for my fuck trips. I mean come on, fair is fair.

+1

Unfortunately, I would have to honestly answer "extremely so." Those gossip tabloids can't be wrong forever.

On the serious tip: I'm not sure this won't gurgle quietly down the drain. I think the second best we can hope for is that this will be a shock to the system of the Religious Right bloc if Giuliani manages to get the nod now. Him not getting the nod is obviously the best we can hope for, but who do you think gets enough leverage out of this story to win the Repub nom over him and *KOFF*NINE ELEVEN*KOFF*?

Some CNN twit asked him about this, and with a straight face Giuliani tried to brush off concerns about "things that happened 5, 6 years ago".

Yeah, Rudy, it's not like your entire motherfucking Presidential campaign is based on things that happened 5 or 6 years ago.

What I want to know is why I can't just get fuck trips? Or fuck visits. Or you know...anything...

*Cough*
9/11! 9/11! 9/11!

I totally read, "jerk off into the sunset."

Honestly though, I wish this had happened after Giuliani won the nomination. He would be all up in Obama's face during the debate and be like "Hey Obama, I heard you smoked pot!" And Obama would be like, "Yeah? I did, and was honest about it. I heard YOU used public funds to finance your extramarital affairs and then lied to the public about it!"
And then Kucinich (Obama's running mate in my twisted, partisan fantasy) be like , "Oh, SNAP!" and then Huckabee would be like "shut up you little midget!" and then Chris Dodd would punch Huckabee in the FACE and be like, "No one talks to my little buddy like that!"

I need a fucking life.

Plus, he's an anti-ferrite.

I can just imagine how quickly the Conservative Defenders are going to leap to say how this isn't such a big deal, when compared to what he did for NYC and the country. I'm betting on a convenient forgetfullness of the Clinton impeachment charges.

Then I can watch the fireworks . . . I loves the fireworks

Because you aren't a Pubic Official like Rudy. Only Pubic Officials get to pay for fuck trips with public funds.

FTRsaid:

We can only hope this will stick in the media.

Cute.

It got better as soon as you left.

Every time you post you set the Trolls' Rights movement back a century.

lol

he's gonna be president isn't he?

fuck

class.

Well, I had to choose based on the coast. I wanted sunset, trust me, I wanted sunset.

Actually, it supposedly got better while I was there.

I do not think that Judith could ever be considered "unfortuante." She is a money-grabbing social climbing nasty piece of work, with no heart or soul.

That's it. I'm off to take the test and get sworn in.

And I don't think any of this is NEW NEWS. Vanity Fair did a story on this a few months ago and I think there was something in the New Yorker and several other mags a while back...?

Oh, FeartheReaper, you're a man after my own heart. I too hate Giuliani and NYC. Too bad we never met up during our time there. We could have commiserated over booze, whilst punching Republican CEOs. Le sigh.