NEWS: Ku Klux Klan Off!

POLITICS: Ku Klux Klan Off!

Sometimes I have to admit I don’t know what the fuck is happening. Today is one of those days and I am confused because one KKK group hates another KKK group for being too mean. You see where I’m coming from, right? You would think they could bond over their common goal of white supremacy.

A few days ago, Cullman, Alabama approved a permit for the National Knights of the Ku Klux Klan to hold a protest in front of the courthouse. The National Knights plan on holding an anti-immigration rally on November 10th, which is a great idea because it is very timely and they can scream about bad brown people. The only problem is the Ku Klux Klan of Alabama doesn’t like the National Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.

Ken Mier, of the Alabama Klan, contacted the local paper and said they planned to protest the National Knights. Mier, an “investigator for the Alabama Klan,” said his organization is against the National Knights protest tactics. Apparently, because they are mean.

And, white power!

Athens. It all goes back to Athens and the September Trail of Tears ride. Last month, the National Knights held an anti-immigration protest in Athens, Georgia while motorcyclists held their annual ride, the Trail of Tears. The Alabama Klan showed up and held a “silent protest” against the National Knights. They officially became the biggest pussy Klan in the nation on that day. Look, I applaud the lamest Klan tactics ever, but why not just go all the way and drop the “Klan” name? The Alabama Klan seems to think they are really, really nice people.

I did love the good old non-violent Klansmen of yesteryear. They were awesome. All they wanted was for all black people to be gone. They would dress up all in white to appear like ghosts and ride around on horses, scaring freed slaves. But in a totally non-violent way! From the Ku Klux Klan website.

Exactly. They didn’t use harsh language and racist taunts, like these National Knights characters. They were just a tight knit group of fellas riding around and “scaring” folks by yelling, "BOO." It is sad to see the Klan splinter apart like this. Why can’t everyone just get along and hate black people like they are supposed to?

Now the Alabama Klan will also need a permit to protest the National Knights Klan. Cullman Mayor Donald Green says he will not stand in their way because everyone has a right to free speech, even if they are retarded.

Splitters!

I like the application:
http://www.kkkk.net/application.htm
What Talents do you have which would be useful to the Klan?
"I'm a real people person!"

It's not who you hate, it's how you go about hating them.

What disturbs me most is that I'm pretty sure that there are people out there who would agree to this statement unironically.

Can't we arm both groups to the teeth, stick them in a steel cage together, and then broadcast it on pay per view? The proceeds could go to the NAACP.

ha ha. this article just came out in time for halloween. guess im changing my costume. of course by that i mean i will be dressing as mayor donald green. ahem.

Wait. Wait. Wait. So the Klan held an anti-immigration rally in protest of the Trail of Tears ride? Who the fuck does their research for publicity events?

I would apologise on behalf of Alabama, but most of Alabama disowned Cullman over 30 years ago.

you mean i shouldn't dress up as the mayor of cullman. goddamit. now i have to go back to my old costume. mother theresa of calcutta, its the same as the klan costume just has a blue trim. kinda nice.

You need references to join the Klan??

Sad, and yet undoubtedly true.

Joke:
What did the National Knights Klansman say to the KKK of Alabama Klansman?

Well, I do prefer the sort of racist who stays home and grumbles to himself over the sort who beats people to death with a blunt object. just sayin.

This wouldn't have taken place in the Town of Rockridge, would it?

To prove you are blanco?

I suppose I can concede that point.

"We're sorry. We're not going to be able to accept your application at this time. Your references didn't quite pan out and we're not sure you're quite racist enough."

Are you the Judean People's Front?
Fuck off!
What?
Judean People's Front. We're the People's Front of Judea! Judean People's Front. Cawk.
Wankers.
Can I... join your group?
No. Piss off.
I didn't want to sell this stuff. It's only a job. I hate the Romans as much as anybody.
Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
Schtum.
Are you sure?
Oh, dead sure. I hate the Romans already.
Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans.
I do!
Oh, yeah? How much?
A lot!
Right. You're in. Listen. The only people we hate more than the Romans are the fucking Judean People's Front.

This is a little, backwards

Yes, yes. 2 men enter 1 man leave.

God y'all, they're just tryin' to be gentlemen racist like their PR people advised. How immoderate of you guys.

I wish whales could fly, so I could aim a 700 pound shit at their parade.

Pot say hello to Kettle.