NEWS: Bush Wants America To Make Babies and Get AIDS

POLITICS: Bush Wants America To Make Babies and Get AIDS

George Bush is attempting to show Americans how very much he wants them to contract AIDS and have unwanted children by naming an opponent of birth control to head the federal government planning office. Susan Orr has been appointed to the position of acting deputy assistant secretary for population affairs. Orr will oversee $283 million in grants that are meant to provide low-income families with contraceptive services, counseling and preventive screenings. Did I mention she is against the use of contraceptives?



Obviously, it's a brilliant idea for a religious fanatic like Bush to make it difficult for poor people to get their hands on contraception. That way they can get pregnant and abort the babies, just like Jesus would have wanted. Just five days ago the World Health Organization released a study about abortion and contraceptives.

What better way to celebrate that study than to appoint a woman who is so backwards that she should be riding around in a buggy and making her own butter? Orr kind of has a difficult time understanding the complexity of the issue.

Fucking bingo! Someone finally speaking the truth about fertility. I am so sick and tired of insurance plans treating fertility like it is some sort of disease. It is not. Fertility is a miracle. It is actually when Jesus takes the tiny man tadpole and puts it inside the woman orb, which makes an instant baby. Because Jesus is involved, insurance companies obviously should not try to stop people from making babies.



Family planner providers were not too pleased with Orr's appointment.

Although it's not like the last guy who held the position was any better. Eric Keroack had previously worked as the medical director of a Christian pregnancy counseling organization that also was against contraceptives. Keroack resigned in March because he had to take care of a fraud allegation by the Massachusetts Medicaid program against his private practice.



Nice job, George. At least you are consistent. Oh, and I would like you to eat my used contraceptive.

Wow! Bitch_Ph.D is gonna be all over this one like white on rice and for once I'd totally agree with her. Just when you think things can't get much worse...

While it's obvious that there's nothing Bush can't massively fuck up, I'm confident that the responsible Democratic members of congress will ensure that there's a tough confirmation hearing where they'll all ask very serious questions of the nominee and -

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh, man. I'm sorry, I just couldn't keep it up. We're totally fucked, my friends. If the only people standing between America and this massively unqualified psychopath are the Democrats, we may as well get used to a country that's swarming with unwanted children.

I hope this new way of thinking catches on over here. Gary Glitter could be our new Minister for Children. And Hitler can deal with Foreign Affairs.

Fuck sake. Slow clap, everyone.

More babies with aids and less medicaid for children mean more opportunities for faith based healing. Praise jesus! The once faggot EU money will now be spent on the ministry for population affairs prayer hotline. The healing power will spring forth care bear like from the bellies of prayer donors like alien babies. Magic healing alien babies.

So, basically, they're anti-sex. That should produce more zealots as a bonus.

Of course we need more babies. The military is running out of soldiers and recruiting is down, so we need to breed up a new bunch. The ones born with AIDS can be launched as a new generation of germ-warfare.

I really wish Barbara Bush would have had better access to contraception. That one cheap or missing condom doomed us all.

Oh FFS. Seriously, putting someone with those kind of values into that position makes about as much sense as putting a child molester in charge of a grade school.

This reminds me of that hideous t-shirt I'd see in the BX and PXs back in the 70s...

Kill them all, let god sort them out.



Honestly, a religious fanatic like GWB can't possibly think AIDS is anything other then God's punishment, right?

Why must WE all be punished though. What have we done to deserve GWB.

WHY GOD WHY!!!

Umm... the administration wiped their ass with it?

Pretty sure it says nothing about birth control. *shrugs*

Just another small step in Bush's master plan of replacing the US Constitution with the bible.

Jesus is the one that got me pregnant?
Holy shit!
Can I collect child support from him?
Would he consent to a paternity test?
How does on subpnea Jesus?

She was probably against contraception, unfortunately.

first: why. why why why why why.

second: that picture is terrifying.

No. That picture is hot. Do you have any more?

It's right next to the part about the right to a living wage.

Yay free babies for everyone!

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!

Yeah, fuck that stupid ol' Supreme Court and their "right to privacy" and "right to be free from unwarranted governmental intrusion" bullshit.

Without a condom, of course, because they're not mentioned in the Constitution.

Immaculate contraception ?

Ahh, and what a fine time of good prosperous Christian industry it will be with so many extra helping hands! Now: would you like your train full of hard-working impoverished orphans with or without cholera? (I mean, not that there's much of a choice, but it's only polite to ask.)