Cobert for President!

surprised this hasn't been posted

can't find it on youtube yet, but his announcement can be seen at comedy central

and Colbert Announces Presidential Pursuit on yahoo

i would die laughing and happy if he won

Colbert for King.

President > King, because Democracy > Monarchy.

Sorry.

I always thought Stewart/Colbert refrained from a presidential bid because it would cannibalize the democratic vote just enough to give the repubicans an edge

Well, and because why would two comedians genuinely want to be President? They're on top of the world now with one/one millionth of the pressure. Besides, one could argue that a Republican administration is better for them because it gives them more material.

It's all a moot point anyway, because Colbert is running only in South Carolina and as both a Democrat and a Republican. Not sure how that will work out, but I'm not one to question the man.

I love it.

Colbert would be a Monarch fair to his people. Colbert > Americans.

Someone lost an L.

(And so can you!)

Plus, I think he's only running in the primary or primaries (probably only as a write-in candidate), so it's not like he's going to tip the balance of anything, other than perhaps Hungarian bridge naming contests.

I'm not sure if Papa Bear would approve.

Well, my decision just got much easier.

cobert?

mmmmmmmmm cherry colbert.

No, no, no, no noi. Colbert = America!

Sorry, Tardo but you are EPIC FAIL on this one, and I'll prove it.

Which is better...

President?



Or King?



-TM

I was all behind this thread until I got to that fucking scary picture of the Burger King....

Why do you hate America?

-TM

Sometimes I imagine the GGW guy behind the Burger King mask...

He sits outside your window while you are asleep and watches. We don't know why. We don't want to know why. We're all very happy he picked your window and not ours.

I think H.P. Lovecraft should have written about the Burger King; a better avatar of unknown cosmic evil I have never found!