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Clowns Are Terrifying: Case File #210327

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Clowns Are Terrifying: Case File #210327

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

OCT 10, 2007 08:58 PM

From The Smoking Gun

An Illinois man who worked as a "Christian clown" named Klutzo was arrested yesterday on child pornography charges for allegedly taking naked photographs of young boys at a Philippines orphanage.

The clown/minister/pervert, Amon Paul Carlock (wtf?), got snagged during a routine check of his laptop and camera at SFO.

So icky. Check out the uber-creepy promotional video on the site.

(link to the article)

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

OCT 10, 2007 11:46 PM

Oh. Ew.

Ew.

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA

December 2003

OCT 10, 2007 11:55 PM

The song in that promo video kills me. "When anyone looks at me, let them see Jesus."

No thanks, I'd rather not visualize Jesus taking polaroids of young boys dropping trou.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

OCT 10, 2007 11:58 PM

Of course it happens at SFO. Gee, thanks for tainting my city with your pedo-clowniness.

Dickhead.

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA

December 2003

OCT 11, 2007 12:03 AM

Possibly the worst clown/child interaction since Pennywise and/or that freaky doll from Poltergeist.

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the rubber nose again."

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

OCT 11, 2007 12:06 AM

PatrickY said:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the rubber nose again."

Bravo, sir.

Bravo.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

OCT 11, 2007 12:10 AM

PatrickY said:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the rubber nose again."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-TM

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA

February 2006

OCT 11, 2007 12:44 AM

Subrosa said:
Of course it happens at SFO. Gee, thanks for tainting my city with your pedo-clowniness.

Dickhead.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Ha.

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

OCT 11, 2007 03:16 PM

My favorite quote from the linked article:

Regarding the naked photos of young boys, Carlock explained, "That's how they live."

Yeah, that's a credible response. 'Cause Southeast Asians are so poor and backwards that they don't wear clothes.

emotedcreations

Germany

July 2006

OCT 11, 2007 03:32 PM

For Fuck's sake...

Kindle

Houston, TX

March 2006

OCT 11, 2007 03:43 PM

PatrickY said:
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the rubber nose again."

buwahahaha! That was snort material

And also, to the story.. EW

SignalNoise

USA

February 2004

OCT 11, 2007 05:04 PM

Go Illiniois!

Keri

SUICIDEGIRL

Virginia, USA

OCT 12, 2007 10:59 AM

cut his dick off.