NEWS: Whore Lover Gets Money For Anti-Evolution Program

POLITICS: Whore Lover Gets Money For Anti-Evolution Program

Senator David Vitter continues to reveal himself as a bigger and bigger douchebag at every opportunity. Recently, the hardcore religious man admitted to having sweet, sweet sex with whores. And now he has helped an anti-evolution group get their hands on government cash to spread the word about divine intervention. If I am not mistaken, the Founding Fathers would have not really been into giving money to crazy religious groups to spread their word. But what do I know? I’m not a Senator; I’m just a lowly comedian and Halo 3 player.

The Louisiana Family Forum promotes “origins science,” which just happens to promote the idea of “divine intervention in the creation of the universe.” Vitter managed to land them a nice $100,000 to spread their message in schools. What a great way for our tax dollars to be spent.

It should not surprise anyone that the members of the Family Forum, who Vitter secured this $100,000 for, rushed to support him when his prostitute banging scandal broke.



That just warms the heart, doesn’t it? Vitter is being attacked, Craig is bad. Vitter and these clowns have a nice history of rubbing each other’s backs.

But, don’t worry, there is nothing wrong going on here. The Family Forum has a tax-exempt status, so they can’t engage in any political activity or this would seem really sleazy. According to Vitter, he is just trying to provide better science education for Louisiana school kids.

Right, global warming and divine intervention. They are two peas in a pod. Those are the kind of things Vitter is all about. Maybe they can also use some of the money to teach the kids how to put their cocks in prostitutes without getting a disease.

This would be a much more useful way to spend government funds, in my opinion. Besides, the sex education classes I had in high school (taught by our gym teachers, of course) were more than enough to put anyone off sex for years.

So, if Craig repented, and sought forgiveness, reconciliation, and counseling, the Republicans would leave him alone? Doubtful. Also, "So, he's in denial. What's that, a river in Egypt?" should warrant immediate execution. Oh, and I can't even comment on the anti-evolution money, because thinking about that makes me want to vomit profusely.

How is this possibly legal?!

Condom? The Family Forum isn't a crazy religious group that takes its marching orders from the Vatican, is it?

Wait, separation of church and state?

They did away with the church/state distinction as a minor amendment to the bill that ended freedom of speech.

Instead of using that money to educate our children, we're using it to make them stupider. You see, this is why I never vote for a religious candidate... which is why I don't vote.

You know, I always miss little things like that.

from what i read, the LA family forum is not a catholic institution.

i certainly wasn't handed condoms in catholic school, but our science curriculum had no problem with evolution.

I agree that we could use that money more wisely.....but, I don't think throwing more money at education will solve anything. While we outspend every nation on education, we get very little return on that dollar. So....one could argue that investing that money in education could be an equal waste of money. Maybe....we should give that money back to the constituents? hmmm....

Show me some evidence that we outspend every nation on education.

Also, please locate the United States on
this graph of education spending in the world and let us know where it is.

Or, failing that, how "giv(ing) that money back to the constituents" would in any way solve problems with our education system.

It looks like we rank #39 in education spending (percentage of GDP, latest data available).

America will never fix its problems so long as we keep electing the most retarded citizens to political office. We're only getting what we pay for.

your graph is based on GNP ,I bet the GNP of all the nations ahead of the US is considerably less than ours a better gragh would be one that showed the amount spent per child

I fear that's an over-simplifcation, but yes, we are responsible for our own government. A well educated citizenry is crucial to our democracy and I have always felt that our education spending is pretty fucking poor.

How did you make the connection to the Vatican/catholic church when it's completely absent even from their website? Furthermore, none of their staff members are catholic to begin with.

off topic, but...

"Divine Intervention"?

Does that mean this God person fucked around with someone elses creation? That would explain some things.

We're number 2!

Damn Norwegians, with their higher per-capita education spending.

Well, I'll be waiting for you to present those figures.

Funding a program for divine intervention over evolution is just a prime example as to why we should fear the future under a religious right.

These guys aren't just teaching an archaic mythology to these students with this. They are fueling their own future constiuency by supplanting catch phrases and rhetoric into students who will eventually become voters and will easily recognize and identify with these ideals when they are making poll decisions later on down their line in life.

Next thing you know Timothy LaHaye's novel's will become required reading over Huck Finn and To Kill a Mockingbird.

The whole thing makes me ill.

Hmmmm. Best Headline EVER?

yes. yes, I think so.

Please everyone, purchase a cyberskin vagina and some common fucking sense and send to:

Senator David Vitter
516 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510

To get back on topic, what the fuck are we giving anyone money to teach anything remotely like "biblical principles"? There is no science in the bible. Thus, there can be no scientific "biblical principles". Seriously, isn't this illegal? Teaching "the controversy" about global warming and evolution is one thing (bullshit), but funding people who say they're "teaching biblical principles" in science is funding Christianity, is it not?

"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution"

-T. Dobzhansky

By taking factual liberties when trying to crack a joke.

I apologize - next time, I'll try to be actually funny so that people get it's a joke...