NEWS: Worst Place To Be A Nazi

POLITICS: Worst Place To Be A Nazi

Israel has an immigration law called the Law of Return. It allows anyone “with at least one Jewish grandparent to become a citizen.” I think we have found a major flaw in the Law of Return. Not everybody knows or likes their grandparent, and some may even hate their grandparent. Also, some people are total fucking morons.

Take the young lads who immigrated to Israel from the former Soviet Union. They started this little Nazi club, which is ironic because Israel was founded because of worldwide Jewish persecution and this little thing called the holocaust started by some guys called Nazis. The club has some fun outings – which they videotaped.

They roamed the streets, attacking homosexuals, Jews who wore a skullcap and drug addicts. They also desecrated a synagogue with graffiti of Nazi swastikas and Adolf Hitler’s name. At their homes, police found Nazi uniforms, portraits of Adolf Hitler, knives, guns and TNT. All of the young Nazis, all between 16 and 21, have white supremacist tattoos.

That is so cute. Do they also have a private handshake? You know you have pride in what you are doing when you have to hide your idol’s name in numerical code. I wonder if they giggle when they see the number 69.

Relatives of the Nazis claim the kids are not Nazis.

Sadly, Eli’s nickname undermines her argument.

Israelis are now calling for changes to be made to the Law of Return. Some immigrants use the law to gain citizenship even if they do not practice Judaism. They only move for economic reasons. As far as the young Nazis are concerned, Interior Minister Meir Sheetrit and many others are demanding they have their citizenship revoked and are deported back to Russia.

Strategic Affairs Minister Avigdor Lieberman does not believe the Law of Return should be altered. And he wants to crack down down on Nazis.

Uh. Eradicate? I remember some guy used to use words like that..what was his name? I just can’t seem to put my finger on it….

A friend of mine in Israel just told me about this. He said that it's going to be very bad for them in prison - unless they get housed with the Arabs.

One can only hope

I still bet American neo-nazis are dumber. Link to a documentary about skinheads in the U.S. I'd only recommend watching if you really, really like to make fun of dumb rednecks.

I hope that these dumbasses don't ruin it for the other people who need or want to be in Israel for legitimate reasons.

Nothing like a little persecution to aid the rehabilitation process. Oh wait...

(Not, in any way, suggesting that they don't deserve to get their just desserts.)

Trust me, I know this one. Slavic rednecks are every bit as dumb as Anglo-Saxon/Celtic rednecks.

Hey! I'm moving to Birmingham, AL! Awesome!



Stupid well-paying job in AL.

Alabama? LUCKY! Bill Riccio declared all of Alabama to be a haven state for whites!

Are you trying to say that Arabs have smaller dicks?

israelis are generally proud people (trust me, i work with them) and for them to say they aren't going to change the law of return because of an obvious flaw in the system is pride. i can go and marry one of my coworkers and move to israel according to the law. meanwhile, there are arabs who are citizens who can't even visit their own families, merely because they are arabic. it makes no sense.

This has to rate as one of the maddest articles I have ever seen, I don'tdoubt it could be true but way far fetched enough to be a sympathy gathering scam. I thought at least they would be Stalinists as he perpetuated a far larger massacre of people then the other bloke mentioned ever did. Then they could have stopped home in Russia and and saved on the pollution factor of the aircraft at least

Prior to the rise of Nazism, and the subsequent Arab-Israeli conflict, anti-Semitism was at its most virulent and brutal among Slavs. And outside of Russia itself (and within to a lesser extent), Hitler's reputation in Eastern Europe has been rather ambiguous. Finally, now that Communism has been decisively discredited, a romanticization of Fascism can emerge among those inclined to indulge themselves that way.

Of course, how ideological these guys were, as opposed to merely how dumbly and aggresively contrarian, is questionable. They were pretty confused. I guess they put some of their adventures up on YouTube with 'Du Hast Mich' as the soundtrack - Rammstein seems to be favored by Fascists, even though they're actually socialists - which just goes to show what a mixed-up world we live in, and how many really, really stupid people we share it with.

My screen name also means FF.

fuck em, kill all the nazi's\....erm eliminate them, desecrate them IDC kill em all

Wonderful, keep bringing these wankers into the country. Can't say I'm surprised. Bloody angry yes, but not surprised.

People then wonder why kids don't want to serve in the army anymore.

These guys don't even sounds like "smart Nazis". Now don't get me wrong, there has not been a single Nazi I've ever encountered (and trust me when I say there's been a lot) that has what can be considered anything near an average IQ level...

But at least some were fucking organized. These people sounded like they just wanted attention. (Like most people who get into Nazi-ism... Surprise!)

I'm in an anti-hate (although most of the time pro-love) band, and we preach a lot about anti-fascism, anti-homophobia, anti-racism... We've done our homework, and these kids sound like... well... kids.

Deport their asses, AFTER sending them to a prison where they'll encounter much fun circumsized sodomy!

Good article. But how about some equal time here? Where's the best place to be a Nazi? Because I have two weeks of vacation coming, and these subversive works of literature aren't going to burn themselves.

How can you expect anyone to take your racist brotherhood seriously when Future Biff from Back to the Future Part 2 is the brains of your operation?

Idaho.

ha, yeah

i hope they cut their bolocks off

I think 88 as a code for Heil Hitler originated with german neonazis, because openly using the expression, like wearing it on their bomber jackets or chanting it at their marches is a felony, here. For the same rason Lonsdale is such a big brand for them. Worn under a jacket, the remaining visible letters of a logo shirt will spell NSDA, meaning national-sozialistischer deutscher Arbeiter.

Nazis can be clever in the most dumbass way.

And Rammstein, by the way, might say that they're politically left, but they are well liked by the extrem right crowd for their esthetics and pathos, the rolling r's, for using Leni Riefenstahl imagery. Personally, I cand stand them.

I wonder if a Palestinian has a Jewish grandparent, do they get their old house back?

LOL

look! liberal rhetorhic about tolerance has been so overused even nazis want equal representation.

get in line and wait your turn with the other freaks. right between the pedophiles and the heroin addicts.

on the article: i smell some kids going through a typical mad at the world phase and trying to get attention.

if you're gonna be a nazi in israel, then you're asking for it.... and you deserve whatever you get.