NEWS: O-Bin: Happy Birthday 9/11!

POLITICS: O-Bin: Happy Birthday 9/11!

It’s always nice when old friends remember your birthday. In this case, Osama Bin Laden is sending America a happy B-day message for 9/11’s big sixth. O-Bin is dropping his video shout out on Sunday and people are excited.

Yeah. For instance, Osama could say, “I want to give a ‘What Up?’ to the sweet ladies playing in the Women’s Football World Cup from the mountains of South Waziristan.”

The Search for International Terrorist Entities Intelligence Group said the release was being promoted on terrorist websites. The announcement came with a new picture of O-Bin, in which he looks older but has died his beard completely black. His beard used to have grey streaks, but he switched hair stylists last year.

Oh, hell yeah! Rumors say he may even wear a wife beater to show off his new guns. You don’t want to see his fucking abs. Kapow!

The last time Original Bin dropped a video was in 2004, just days before the 2004 presidential election. The video is credited with scaring Americans into voting for George Bush in a close election. But the video release was just a coincidence. Just like it is a coincidence that General Petreaus will deliver his report on the Iraq war to Congress a couple of days after the new O-bin video is released.

A Department of Homeland Security explained how Americans should feel about the new video.

So, don’t be afraid, but be afraid!

The Original Bin released his video through his usual media production company, As-Sahab. As-Sahab and O-Bin have been making videos together since the bombing of the USS Cole. After being shot and edited, the videos are released on the Internet on sites like YouTube. Fight Globalists like to upload terrorist videos as soon as they get their hands on them.

As-Sahab also has a really great logline for the flick, which accompanies the ad banners they have bought online.

Is it a good sign that Osama bin Laden has a media production company that buys ad banners online? That seems to be an indication that he’s doing okay.

Is it a bad sign that I already feel completely jaded about this sort of news?

I remember when they were looking for Saddam they were saying how his hair would very likely be grey, as he dyed it. Then when he was found, it turned it he had a grey beard, but if I'm not mistaken his hair was still black. Did he keep dying it? I've always been curious! And there's your link between the two, America!

Oh please ... ever since he released "Buttsex with Goats" and "Faqhah - the Anal Jihad" I've had no respect for Bin Laden as an actor.

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I have heard that he has threatened massive attacks on U.S. soil if ABC doesn't begin the new airing of LOST now instead of February. Oh wait, that was my press release.

His said "it is too fucking cold in these mountains and I miss my 40 wives and 500 children."

Osama should open the VMA's instead of Britney...

Now THAT would be shocking!!!!

And probably less patheitc.

I liked how you managed to bring football into this.

It is more important.

Beware of the mighty Wales.

i haven't seen this much hype over a video since the last posthumous Tupac release.

Come on, man Tupac's not dead!

Bin Laden has stated that if 50 Cent's release is more successful than his, he will quit his terror campaign and work strictly behind the scenes, making beats for Nickleback.

I just saw ass-ahab and giggled.

oops

I agree, it is more important.

Otherwise the terrorists would have won.

And I'm confident, after Wembley.

This board has the best line of discussion I've seen in a long time.

It hasn't even been released yet and I'm already anticipating the Timbaland remix.

I heard P. Diddy already sampled it.

I heard that if you play the video backwards we finally find out who was the walrus.

Original Bin... bahahahahaaahhahah :hiccup: hahaha ha haha ha

amazing how we can find out when he is releasing a video. but not find him

why doesnt he get with the ages and just do the youtube thing, or least dvds with some bonus features

You know, that's a valid point. Does he have a good agent, or what?

director commentary?

In older pictures his beard was not only gray, but not as bushy as in the current. His nose is also wider in the new video. Not him.

Even Osama's not that out of date.