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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

SEP 04, 2007 07:02 PM





On September 15th, Bush will release his carefully picked over and re-written version of General Petraeus' report. That is the report Congress has been waiting for, in order to determine if they will continue to support this disaster of a war. It was previously thought that the General would write the report, but last month it was revealed that the White House would do the writing and Patraeus would read it to Congress. That way the White House can easily confuse Americans into thinking that Patraeus actually wrote the report. And you can bet the report will make it seem like things are looking up! But according to the Government Accountability Office, Bush's surge has been completely worthless. Yesterday, the GAO released their own report on the surge.



Thirteen of the eighteen benchmarks set to measure whether or not the surge has been successful have not been met. The GAO report claims that only three out of the eighteen have been met. That is 16.6%. Unless we are grading on a curve, the surge gets a big fat F.



Of course, like any grade school kid who gets an "F," the administration believes the GAO report is mean and too hard.



It's pretty clear that if that's your measurement standard a majority of the benchmarks would be determined not to have been met. A lot of them are multipart and so, even if 90 percent of it is done, it's still a failure. The standard the GAO has set is far more stringent. Some might argue it's impossible to meet.



Aw. Boo hoo. Were the benchmarks too hard? Maybe we can make up an extra-credit surge? Keep spinning, it is obvious the surge is a failure. More Iraqi civilians and American soldiers were killed this summer than last summer. And on top of that horrible statistic, almost nothing was accomplished to show progress on other fronts.



Here is a list of the benchmarks that were met and the many that were not met.



Benchmarks met:



* Establishing supporting political, media, economic, and services committees in support of the Baghdad security plan.

* Establishing all of the planned joint security stations in neighborhoods across Baghdad.

* Ensuring that the rights of minority political parties in the Iraqi legislature are protected.



Benchmarks partially met:



* Enacting and implementing legislation on procedures to form semi-autonomous regions.

* Providing three trained and ready Iraqi brigades to support Baghdad operations.

* Ensuring that, according to President Bush, Prime Minister Maliki said ''the Baghdad security plan will not provide a safe haven for any outlaws, regardless of [their] sectarian or political affiliation.''

* Allocating and spending $10 billion in Iraqi revenues for reconstruction projects, including delivery of essential services, on an equitable basis.



Benchmarks not met:



* Forming a Constitutional Review Committee and then completing the constitutional review.

* Enacting and implementing legislation on de-Ba'athification.

* Enacting and implementing legislation to ensure the equitable distribution of hydrocarbon resources of the people of Iraq without regard to the sect or ethnicity of recipients, and enacting and implementing legislation to ensure that the energy resources of Iraq benefit Sunni Arabs, Shia Arabs, Kurds, and other Iraqi citizens in an equitable manner.

* Enacting and implementing legislation establishing an Independent High Electoral Commission, provincial elections law, provincial council authorities, and a date for provincial elections.

* Enacting and implementing legislation addressing amnesty.

* Enacting and implementing legislation establishing a strong militia disarmament program to ensure that such security forces are accountable only to the central government and loyal to the Constitution of Iraq.

* Providing Iraqi commanders with all authorities to execute this plan and to make tactical and operational decisions, in consultation with U.S. commanders, without political intervention, to include the authority to pursue all extremists, including Sunni insurgents and Shiite militias.

* Ensuring that the Iraqi security forces are providing even-handed enforcement of the law.

* Reducing the level of sectarian violence in Iraq and eliminating militia control of local security.

* Increasing the number of Iraqi security forces' units capable of operating independently.

* Ensuring that Iraq's political authorities are not undermining or making false accusations against members of the Iraqi security forces.



Writing that some benchmarks were "partially met" kinda fucks up the White House talking point that, "even if 90 percent of it is done, it's still a failure." But the White House pressured the GAO to change the report to include a "partial" category.



The study was slightly more upbeat than initially planned. After receiving substantial resistance from the White House, the GAO determined that four benchmarks _ instead of two _ had been partially met.



Very soon you will begin to hear the term "sub-benchmarks" or "mini-marks." That is how we reframe failure in America.



And I can guarantee that the "Patraeus' report" (White House report) will paint a much prettier picture and Republicans will scream that we cannot pull out now, because of all the "progress" and then the Democrats will cave like bitches. And the war will go on and on and on, even though it is obviously never going to be successful.



MrCrisp

MrCrisp

Charleston, SC
August 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:06 AM

"F" is for fabulous!

KingHELL

KingHELL

Portland, OR
July 2003

SEP 05, 2007 09:22 AM

Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:28 AM

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:34 AM

"The White House 'Patraeus Report'"

Jackie_Treehorn

Jackie_Treehorn

Seattle, WA
June 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:35 AM

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.


I heard we built a hospital.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:36 AM

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



Or in Afghanistan. But everything must be fine there because we don't care about them any more. Right?

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:36 AM

meatpieboy said:

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.


I heard we built a hospital.


And painted a school! Some areas of Baghdad even have electricity sometimes!

You never hear about that, though, do you?

SirPsychoSexy said:
Or in Afghanistan. But everything must be fine there because we don't care about them any more, Right?


Their agricultural sector is booming! And they're increasingly taking on their own security responsibilities!

graphicsman77

graphicsman77

Pasadena, MD
June 2007

SEP 05, 2007 09:37 AM

It was previously thought that the General would write the report, but last month it was revealed that the White House would do the writing and Patraeus would read it to Congress.



Umm, where did you read ANYWHERE in that article that Patraeus is going to read a report re-written by the administration? I read the article and didn't see that at all.

Here's the latest I've read about the coming report.

Time to Head to Congress

aaronthere

aaronthere

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

SEP 05, 2007 09:40 AM

Maybe we should have sent a politician surge instead of a troop surge. jesus! enacting legislation? If that would help I know of a few good choices to send over there that won't be missed here.

aaronthere

aaronthere

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

SEP 05, 2007 09:41 AM

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



we ARE fighting terrorists at home, they are called Democrats.

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:44 AM

graphicsman77 said:
Umm, where did you read ANYWHERE in that article that Patraeus is going to read a report re-written by the administration? I read the article and didn't see that at all.


Second page, tenth paragraph:

Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will reflect evaluations by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the White House, with inputs from officials throughout the government.



aaronthere said:
we ARE fighting terrorists at home, they are called Democrats.


Oh, snap!

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

SEP 05, 2007 09:50 AM

aaronthere said:

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



we ARE fighting terrorists at home, they are called Democrats.



Why didn't you just cut to the chase and write, "I'm too lazy and/or inept to actually address any part of the article content at hand of how massively the Bush administration's plans in Iraq have failed?"

Heathen_Dave

Heathen_Dave

Birmingham, AL
July 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:51 AM

Rafi said:

aaronthere said:

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



we ARE fighting terrorists at home, they are called Democrats.



Why didn't you just cut to the chase and write, "I'm too lazy and/or inept to actually address any part of the article content at hand of how massively the Bush administration's plans in Iraq have failed?"



I think he should have cut to the chase and written, "I'm going to make a joke on a topic." Cry about it.

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:52 AM

Rafi said:
Why didn't you just cut to the chase and write, "I'm too lazy and/or inept to actually address any part of the article content at hand of how massively the Bush administration's plans in Iraq have failed?"


You don't think he was being sarcastic?

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

SEP 05, 2007 09:52 AM

SirPsychoSexy said:

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



Or in Afghanistan. But everything must be fine there because we don't care about them any more. Right?



it's the same with New Orleans. i mean, we wouldn't go around fucking with other countries unless we had our own people taken care of, right?

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

SEP 05, 2007 09:57 AM

graphicsman77 said:

It was previously thought that the General would write the report, but last month it was revealed that the White House would do the writing and Patraeus would read it to Congress.



Umm, where did you read ANYWHERE in that article that Patraeus is going to read a report re-written by the administration? I read the article and didn't see that at all.

Here's the latest I've read about the coming report.

Time to Head to Congress



He's referring to this admission by the administration:

Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will reflect evaluations by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the White House, with inputs from officials throughout the government.



It's not that the report is going to be re-written by the Administration, it's just going to be, quite plainly, written by the Administration with input from Petraeus, among other sources.

Rafi

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

SEP 05, 2007 09:58 AM

Heathen_Dave said:

Rafi said:

aaronthere said:

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



we ARE fighting terrorists at home, they are called Democrats.



Why didn't you just cut to the chase and write, "I'm too lazy and/or inept to actually address any part of the article content at hand of how massively the Bush administration's plans in Iraq have failed?"



I think he should have cut to the chase and written, "I'm going to make a joke on a topic." Cry about it.



Maybe if the joke had actually been about something remotely related TO the topic. . .

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

SEP 05, 2007 09:58 AM

KUNGFOO said:

graphicsman77 said:

It was previously thought that the General would write the report, but last month it was revealed that the White House would do the writing and Patraeus would read it to Congress.


Umm, where did you read ANYWHERE in that article that Patraeus is going to read a report re-written by the administration? I read the article and didn't see that at all.

Here's the latest I've read about the coming report.

Time to Head to Congress


He's referring to this admission by the administration:

Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will reflect evaluations by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the White House, with inputs from officials throughout the government.


It's not that the report is going to be re-written by the Administration, it's just going to be, quite plainly, written by the Administration with input from Petraeus, among other sources.


Ahem.

Rafi said:
Maybe if the joke had actually been about something remotely related TO the topic. . .


Well, to be fair, he was riffing off of mine, which probably wasn't related, either.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Los Angeles, CA
April 2005

SEP 05, 2007 10:12 AM

Zarth said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

KUNGFOO said:

graphicsman77 said:

It was previously thought that the General would write the report, but last month it was revealed that the White House would do the writing and Patraeus would read it to Congress.


Umm, where did you read ANYWHERE in that article that Patraeus is going to read a report re-written by the administration? I read the article and didn't see that at all.

Here's the latest I've read about the coming report.

Time to Head to Congress


He's referring to this admission by the administration:

Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will reflect evaluations by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the White House, with inputs from officials throughout the government.


It's not that the report is going to be re-written by the Administration, it's just going to be, quite plainly, written by the Administration with input from Petraeus, among other sources.


Ahem.



Whoops.

graphicsman77

graphicsman77

Pasadena, MD
June 2007

SEP 05, 2007 10:15 AM

thanks for pointing out the paragraph. That clears up that issue for me. I, for one, don't see the ominous issue arising from this, however....(which is clearly a function of my political vantage-point).

I'm certainly hoping that no one has assumed that I am calling any Democrats at home terrorists? That was not my comment, nor is it my opinion. Just because I disagree with Dems and Libs are a whole range of issues, doesn't mean that they are terrorists. Hell, it doesn't even mean that they are wrong.

As far as the report goes, his recommendations are being addressed in the media as we speak. I'm not going to dignify the GAO's report with anything more than a reminder that the report gave no credit for progress being made. Goals were either 100% met, or were deamed to have been FAILED. Based on that type of measuring stick, how many of us would have managed to graduate? There would be no B, C, or D grades. Only A's or E's (or F's depending on your school system).

I think it makes sense for the administration to write the report to Congress.
IT FOLLOWS THE CHAIN OF COMMAND. Patraeus is the General who answers to the President (NOT Congress). Aside from that, it wouldn't matter anyway, as Sen. Reid has already said he wouldn't believe anything that the General had to say.



Reid vows not to believe Petraeus if he reports progress in Iraq

aaronthere

aaronthere

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

SEP 05, 2007 10:23 AM

Rafi said:

aaronthere said:

Zarth said:

KingHELL said:
Wait, we're not doing well in Iraq? Since when?!


It's okay. The media is only reporting the bad stuff, and none of the good stuff. We're just about to turn the corner. And it's a good thing we're fighting the terrorists there, too, otherwise we'd be fighting them here.



we ARE fighting terrorists at home, they are called Democrats.



Why didn't you just cut to the chase and write, "I'm too lazy and/or inept to actually address any part of the article content at hand of how massively the Bush administration's plans in Iraq have failed?"



and yet my comment is still more related than your comment. and the vicious cycle continues...

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

SEP 05, 2007 10:23 AM

wow, what a fair and balanced news source you cited there, buddy!

graphicsman77

graphicsman77

Pasadena, MD
June 2007

SEP 05, 2007 10:29 AM

RileyStClair said:
wow, what a fair and balanced news source you cited there, buddy!



The video clip (which is the principle point of the piece) is from CNN. Can't help it if the mainstream media want to bury the past in an attempt to re-write it. Also, shows how fair and balanced these news bulletins are when the staff make snide comments from afar, eh?

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

SEP 05, 2007 10:34 AM

graphicsman77 said:
I'm not going to dignify the GAO's report with anything more than a reminder that the report gave no credit for progress being made. Goals were either 100% met, or were deamed to have been FAILED. Based on that type of measuring stick, how many of us would have managed to graduate? There would be no B, C, or D grades. Only A's or E's (or F's depending on your school system).



Except that the GAO report does give credit for partial progress.

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