Girl Tells Us How To Solve Our Education Problems

From Friday Nights Miss Teen USA Contest.



She came in 4th.

Our country is a fucking embarrassment. I mean, embarassmint.

What the fuck was she even saying?

To be fair, my answer would be, "No fucking clue."

That seemed to be hers, too.

i watched this last night, drunk. now watching it sober it suddenly makes more sense. magical. such as. and. U.S. americans. maps! everywhere like such as. whoa.

Who cares? She's hot!

I'd watch you keeping her quiet.

Wow.

Just wow.

I am sort of wondering if she is in the group that could find the US on a map.

Or on her ass with both hands and a flashlight.

Although I agree with Phantasy that this latter would be more fun with her, than, say, my mother-in-law.

She is hot and I am willing to bet you could sneak out the door later and she might never notice.

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

What the blithering fuck?

Also, sure, she's physically attractive, but hot and unable to form coherent thoughts do not go together in *my* world.

This is her favorite TV channel, actually.

Don't think about that for more than a couple of seconds, or blood will shoot out your nose.

That's the most edumacational episode of Saved by the Bell I've ever seen.

Thats a tough question to answer in 30 seconds.

"Because geography isn't adequately taught in our schools."

That didn't take thirty seconds.

It's not a good answer, or even necessarily an accurate one, but throw in some pablum about "children are our future" and "we need to focus more on education" and you can pad it out - in complete sentences, no less - to thirty seconds without just jabbering incoherently about South Africa, Iraq, Osama, and "the Asian countries."

+1

Even if she did notice, it's not like she could follow you.

also, my cellphone can't exactly youtube. Hit a sister up with a transcription?

I don't know which is more disconcerting, the fact that 1/5 of Americans can't identify the U.S. on a world map, or her answer. Something tells me that both are directly related. What's worse is that Americans apparently can't read or choose not to, only 1 out of 4 read a book last year. WTF!

This is what we get from a generation raised on Fox, Miss Teen South Carolina tried the neo-con approach and it didn't work: direct attention away from domestic problems by focusing on some fuzzy foreign fantasy fluff instead.

"Our education over here should help [...] South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so that we will be able to build up our future." Damn, she should be the Assistant Secretary of State (ASS for short).

If someone asked me that question, I would be so stunned, i'd spend a minute or two wondering if they were fucking with me or not.

...I'd just stand there slackjawed for 20 seconds, pick up my mouth, shrug my shoulders, and say, "normal distribution of the bell curve."

Alternately, "Yewgoddabefuckinkiddinme."

i'm so excited! i'm so excited! i'm so scared!

I am curious what conclusions you would like us to draw from this.