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POLITICS: Teen Breaks Through Australian Anal Wall

Australia is retarded. There, I said it. The whole continent. All the people living on it. Retarded. Except for one teenager. He is smart. How could I reach such a conclusion about an entire continent? Because of the way Australia is handling porn. Sweet, sweet porn.

The Australian government created an $84 million porn filter for the Internet The NetAlert filter was released on Tuesday and the country rejoiced because Australia’s children we so very much safer. Kids could go back to being kids and would no longer have to endure the relentless thrusting of cocks in and out of vaginas on their monitors. Australia had managed to do what American politicians cannot: Turn all of Australia into a 1950s sitcom.

The country’s new Leave It To Beaver bliss lasted about 30 minutes. That is how long it took 16-year-old student Tom Wood to break through the porn filter. That is $84 million well spent.

Thirty minutes. I’m going to go on record here and say that governments should not waste money on programs like porn filters. Any software creator who is even slightly talented will not work at a low paying government job when they can make much more money at a private company. The result is a porn filter that can be cracked by teenagers, who are probably savvier than the idiot who created the system anyway.

Also, maybe parents should be the porn filters. Why the fuck does the government have to be involved in whether or not kids see sweet, sweet porn? I find government involvement in who sees porn to be more obscene than a cock penetrating a woman’s anus over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Oof. Here’s an idea: Keep the computer in the living room, or another space where kids can always be watched. Throw your own software on your own computer to keep the kids off Suicide Girls. The fact that governments needs to keep kids from watching sex is retarded. Especially when violent images seem to be okey-dokey. Money shot or gun shot? That is the question.

Really? In 30 minutes? Bullshit.

Uh, yeah. I guess that is why you spent $84 million on a useless porn filter.

Sixteen-year-old Tom explained to the situation to the government

I think young Tom is applying for a job.

FearTheReaper knows America is really weird about porn, also. But that does not mean he can’t rip on an island of criminal spawn when they deserve it.

/nelson haa-haa.

I couldn't agree more!

One of the best articles I've read for awhile. I saw this before they even introduced it.
It is embarrassing, but whats more embarrassing is the average Joe who watched the news thought it was a great idea.
Surely it would have been more effective to burn the money, perhaps as firewood, it could keep people warm... more useful then this political stunt.

Embarrassing...

Another fucking stunt from a desperate government.

fabulous!

they could have spent that 87 millions on government subsidized porn...that way they would know exactly who was looking at the porn...and they could prevent children from seeing it.

what's next, child safety locks on playboys so dad's can't hand them down to their sons?

More of an anti-fucking stunt from a desperate government I'd say.
When will these idiots realise that anything a human can make another can break.

I think it's better than tossing a few dozen FBI agents, who could be doing stuff like catching serial killers and UFOs and whatever else they do, on a crazy anti-porn squad. What country did that, again?

I 'm gonna be walking round saying "Sweet,sweet porn" all the damn time now.


Everyone will think I'm a pervert

Australia: trying to be America on Canada's budget since 1901.

I didn't want to laugh at that, but I can't help it.

O lawdy, is dat sum cp?

Thats fucking hilarious.

I can't even conceive of how a government could spend 87 million dollars on this. Are like weirdo religious extremists in power there or something?

If only the American GOP could get past that pesky first amendment.

you just know the kid went straight to 4chan when he broke filter.

Same here.

Also, I just want to say that this is surely one of the three most awesome news story headlines in history, right up there "Corpse-Eating Rats Now Largest Military Force in Europe" from November 6th, 1918.

Same here.

They're working on adding a Jesus clause to that.

I was going to write a post here telling you to get f$#ked for labelling my fellow australians as retards but then the 1st 2 out of 3 posts were Australians agreeing with you. So, what can i do?

oooooh! ooh! i know! it was ours!

You can go watch sweet, sweet porn over and over and over and over and over and over,....

I find it much easier to allow my step children free access to porn. Once the initial "OOOOh I'm looking at porn" phase wore off, they have really shown no interest. The same went for drinking and sex. Once the 16 year old found out he had free access to the bar and could do his girlfriend in his own bed, (and we would supply the condoms), he's pretty much said thanks but no thanks. I guess it's not as much fun if you can get away with it.

You can

A) Agree with FTR
B) Call FTR some name
C) Carry on
D) Find Porn
E) All of the above

yes unfortunately they are