I dont know how many of you have been following the sad and strange tale of Rachel Bevilacqua, whom you also might know as Reverend Magdalen of the Church of the SubGenius.
Back in 2006, in a move that can only be described as utterly devoid of Slack, Judge James Punch of the state of New York chose to relieve the Reverend of custody of her son (as well as the ability to contact him) after the boys father produced photographs of Magdalen at the Churchs X-Day celebration. In these photos, Rev. Magdalen was in various states of undress, in a few, she wore a papier-mache goats head. The Catholic Punch took offense, called Ms. Bevilacqua a pervert and mentally ill, forbidding her from seeing her son. After going back and forth in appeals, on July 6th of 2007, custody of the boy was awarded to his father, Bevilacquas ex-boyfriend.
Until it came out that the ex-boyfriend just had another DUI in a long string.
So, at least for now, the Reverend and son are reunited, albeit with $140,000 in legal bills (follow link to contribute to the Reverend Magdalen Legal Fund). Also, she has been forbidden by Judge Punch from keeping SubGenius materials in her home.
Wait, what was that?
Is a court of these glorious United States of America so pink as to ban the worship and praise of Bob? Which of us shall they come after next? Pastafarians, you are not safe, and when the dark days come they will take your meatballs from you with prejudice. Cthulhu cultists, you will not be dreaming, but dead. And the Discordians shall again have to wrestle with Greyface.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof
I guess that only applies to real religions. Harrumph.
My brethren, whether you pretend to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Yog-Sothoth, Eris or J.R. Bob Dobbs, stand up for your right as an American to freely practice your fake faith! And even if you dont mutter chants to elder things invented by a crazy genius from Providence or eat hot dogs on Fridays in honor of Discordia, join us in defending what the founding fathers intended as our birthright: freedom to parody religion and dress up in funny costumes in the pursuit of happiness. Write to your congresspeople. Demand that totally hilarious religious practice be afforded the same protection as the less Slackful faiths. Learn from our Jedi brothers in the UK and make your pretend practice known.
Flux has pretended to worship Eris for ten years now and is looking into starting the first ever Campus Crusade for Cthulhu branch at her particular institution of higher learning. This is her first post for the Newswire.
"Mentally ill" and a "pervert," because of the practices she's chosen, which are utterly harmless? That just pisses me off, and the appeals courts sticking with it is even worse. A habitual drunk driver is a better parent than a woman who marches to a different beat to these people; what utterly infuriating bullshit.
Vestril said:
"Mentally ill" and a "pervert," because of the practices she's chosen, which are utterly harmless? That just pisses me off.
Yeah, no shit, right? I wonder whether this judge would have had balls enough to hand down a similar decision if the wife were a Jew, Muslim, or Hindu.
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SouGei
Blackwood, NJ
January 2007
AUG 22, 2007 12:44 PM
She's awesome, this is is bullshit. More than religion, this is a ruling against people with children to make ART, if some judge doesn't like it.
Vestril said:
"Mentally ill" and a "pervert," because of the practices she's chosen, which are utterly harmless? That just pisses me off.
Yeah, no shit, right? I wonder whether this judge would have had balls enough to hand down a similar decision if the wife were a Jew, Muslim, or Hindu.
Vestril said:
"Mentally ill" and a "pervert," because of the practices she's chosen, which are utterly harmless? That just pisses me off.
Yeah, no shit, right? I wonder whether this judge would have had balls enough to hand down a similar decision if the wife were a Jew, Muslim, or Hindu.
But those are real religions, silly!
But are they really?
are we even real?
maybe all of the gods ever imagined are just a bunch of buddies from an alternate san diego who got really stoned after gym class and collectively dreamed the entirety of history, subconsciously weaving themselves into each other's trips to form a world with a pantheon -- an idea that's way far out to their version of the universe.
if so, they're going to have a hell of a story to tell when they wake up in a few minutes.
What really bothers me too is , at least in the pictures you linked to Flux there doesn't seem to be any various states of dress or undress at all.
She's wearing the same outfit in every shot of what appears to be obviously a deity themed costume contest. The costume is really less revealing than a bathing suit, and while on a glance looks like just mesh, on a close look even a senile old Judge should be able to tell there is a skin colored garment on under there.
What.The.Fuck.
I'm guessing that her son was not at this gathering with her ?
Flux
SUICIDEGIRL
Georgia, USA
AUG 21, 2007 05:43 PM