Michael Vick alledgedly an Al Qaeda operative, sued for $63,000,000 billion dollars.

I love this story so very much.

I also need to learn how to spell allegedly.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

How is this not front page on The Globe?

And he's being sued for $63 billion, billion dollars?

Whoever wrote that story for Fox should take some remedial math courses.

he also stole my mule

What's that thing where someone can be held in contempt for frivolously wasting the court's time?

I think so too, but I'd expect it to have an [sic].

Wait, FOX news. All bets are off.

The original handwritten court filing is comedic gold.

That's beautiful!

This is the best lawsuit ever.

Holy fuck. I can't believe this was an actual letter. It read like some sort of funny hoax that would be forwarded to everyone on your contact list.

I love this:

I am hoping that CourtTV does a reenactment of the entire case like they did with the Michael Jackson trial.

Did you see the bit about Michael Vick selling Jonathan Lee Riches merchandise?

Michael Vick is one evil son-of-a-bitch, I hope they give him the chair

I heard this on the radio yesterday. My favorite bit is where he says something along the lines of 'Micheal Vick needs to quit physically hurting my feelings'

Stop hurting his feeling and dashing his hopes, dammit!!

I think the highlight for me was that he wanted the 63 bajillion dollars delivered to him by UPS.

Backed in gold, no less.

and silver

Does he know it's illegal to own gold? Also, I'm not sure UPS would deliver something that heavy. They'd have to break it up.

That would be the "United States Parcel Service", backed in gold and silver.

My favorite: "Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing"

The Onion couldn't have come up with something this funny if they tried.

F'real. You can't make up this shit.

wow this a whole area of pure crazy i love it

this si the best story in Current Events for ages

This poor guy was violated under the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, and 14th amendment to the Constituion, and all you folks can do is laugh at him? I'm laughing AND pointing at him.

He was violated under the 2nd amendment? Michael Vicks infringed on his right to bear arms. That bastard. If anything, I would say that this guy in infringing on Vicks' right to bear arms in the form of Iranian Government Missiles.

What a fucking asshole. He opens his letter with

In his opening statement, he says himself that his suit is a civil rights violation.
He can't even say that "Constituion a Laws" is a typo, because he wrote it out by hand. Some criminal mastermind this one is....
What a freaking twat.