NEWS: Satan Allowed Into Senate Chamber

POLITICS: Satan Allowed Into Senate Chamber

Well, it happened. Satan was allowed to walk his heinous ass into the Senate chamber and babble his nonsense. You can’t say we weren’t warned. Just a few days ago, the good folks from the American Family Association alerted us to the fact that Satan was coming and this time he was going to be dressed like a Hindu.

Scary, huh? A Hindu allowed to speak in the Senate. Never thought I would see the day. I always know when shit like this is going down because my anus tingles. It’s like a “Spidey sense,” but it’s my anus and it warns be that there is a threat to Christianity. Anyway, the AFA makes a good point about why Hindus shouldn’t be allowed to speak, in the Senate, or really at all anywhere in America.

Well, today was the day. As expected, the Senate bowed their heads to Satan and let the Hindu speak. Thankfully, the AFA had people there to get out their message: Hindon’t!



Yes, they shouted down a religous man of another faith because he was saying a little prayer. It was the first time a Hindu was allowed to deliver the morning invocation and our very own American Taliban clearly scared the shit out of the poor guy. The three protesters were from Operation Save America, who apparently have such weak faith in Jesus that they can’t allow other people to speak different religious beliefs out loud. If you couldn’t hear it, this is what they said:

Then, just as Jesus would have done, the brave Christians put out a press release to brag about calling a man from another religion, who was merely speaking words, an "abomination." Jesus was all about bragging, calling people abominations and press releases.

Keep up the good work and please don't get stabbed in the neck.

Correction: please get stabbed in the neck.

"This is not a religion that has produced great things in the world," he observes. "You look at India, you look at Nepal -- there's persecution going in both of those countries that is gendered by the religious belief that is present there, and Hindu dominates in both of those countries."

I really can't form the words other than to say: Kettle, meet pot.

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHTTTTTT...no conflicts going on in this "Christian" society.

I saw that on C-SPAN this morning; it was sooo embarrassing.



Edit: ...and very "Carrie".

Couldn't have put it better myself. I am all for religious tolerance even including Christians but this type of shit just bothers the hell out of me.

*chuckles*

It's like they've never heard of the Inquisition.

What a bunch of shit, if I ever meet a christian who believes in the teachings of christ and actually practices things like, "love thy neihbor" or "good will toward men" I think I might have some sort of mental breakdown.

I hate my countrymen.

Did you by any chance see the article today where the Pope refered to all non-catholic denominations of christianity as...wait for it...

i find it more disgusting and appalling that they have a prayer before getting to work, if I have to keep my dick in my pants at work then so should they! Of course.. dick being a metaphore for my own personal religious beliefs and practaces...

Yeah, he just basically told all the Protestants that they're pwned and he has the exclusive line to JC and crew.

Difficult to respond this article. It is a pity people like David Barton exist, uneducated about the world around himself, scared of anything that isn't white and corn fed.
As for the xthian group, I'm fairly confident that inbreeding is being practiced at a rate much higher than people would expect.

Imagine it was three Muslim guys disrupting the Senate to shout down a Christian preacher. Slap on the wrist? Press release? Or burning mosques all over the country while those protesters would be on the first flight to Guantanamo.

I'm no fan of religion, but I do appreciate politeness. It's a shame Jesus told his followers to go out and be such fucked up nasties.

Heh, I love their complete bullshit blabber about the "founding fathers", who were in fact hinted to have been something more of deists or even secular humanists, who believed in an actual separation of church an state, no matter what church that is. Hmmm separation of church and state, didn't I read that somewhere before? Oh yeah, the fucking Constitution stated that. Too bad it seems that the gov't doesn't even give a shit about that either now a days.

As for their also completely bullshit ridden statement belittling Hinduism as "not a religion that has produced great things in the world", I'm sorry, but what good has any of the other religions done except start wars and fuel prejudice? I seem to recall one particular sect that has over the years eradicated millions in such things as Crusades and Inquisitions. And also, who is to say That such-said religion is actually monotheistic, there seem to be lots of demigod like entities know ans "saints" and other such as "angels". I'm done
Fuck it, I could ramble all day and pick apart such pathetic arguments.

Wake up world, time to smell reality and stop wasting your time, and actually live and enjoy life, not squander it away with petty squabbles with fellow human beings about such insignificant differences.



grrrr, stuff like this pisses me off, time to go hit the bottle.

So horribly depressing... Sapped all the enjoyment I got from your Spidey-sense joke. Damn you Christians, where will it end!!!

Ok, not to stir the pot, but there isnt even any historical proof outside of religious texts that christ ever existed, except from one small fragment from a jewish traitor/roman scholar. Not to mention most "christians" only quote the passages of the bible that suit them. It says in there it is an abomination to eat pork,shellfish, and all kinds of other food that those self ritious assholes probably eat on a daily basis. Fucking hypocrites...

Ah, hypocrisy. Ain't it grand?

And to those nut-balls who think that the founding fathers "stood on the scripture of Jesus Christ," they should read this and shut up.

Oh! Here's another good one!

PLZ TO STFU RELIGZON PPLS!!!

I'm not going to be the one start the fight, but I'm gonna say I'm disturbed by the verbal assault on this guy.

And if you can't meet a Christian in Holt, Michigan who practices these things, they must not exist anywhere!

...yah they stood on it so that people could practice whatever religion they wanted and that no one would be persecuted for their beliefs. It's in that constitution thingy they wrote, I'm sure of it.

"The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus by the Supreme Being as his father, in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter."
-- Thomas Jefferson, 1823

The biggest scandal here is simply that the US Senate opens its session with any religious invocation at all.

Oh, dear Gods...

Historians "believe" he's the first? Shouldn't they know something like that? C'mon, historians!

But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.

-- Thomas Jefferson, 1782

I for one applaud the Senate for allowing this man to say a prayer. It was a bold move and I for one am kinda amazed they actually did it.

And let me paraphrase a quote by Ghandi that went along the lines of " I like your Christ but not your Christians. Your Christians are not like your Christ,"

I for one follow the teachings of love of man kind that Christ taught. Not the bullshit methods of some nut case that think they are following the teachings of Christ. They should be a good follower and learn a thing or three about theology to really fucking understand what the hell this path they supposedly are on is really about and what this book they follow text really means.

"One True God, Jesus Christ." Clearly these folks flunked out of Bible school anyway!