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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JUN 27, 2007 12:16 AM


Authorities in Holland successfully managed to capture a man on the loose in his father's car after he crashed it in a ditch, but not before managing to ruin an entire corn field and four police cars.

The individual, who was using cocaine, was trying to make an escape from the police when he entered the field. Officers damaged the cars as they attempted to prevent the drug user from returning to public roads.



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emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 12:35 AM

Dude...that's a fucking alien landing site. You couldn't possibly believe that was actually perpetuated by a driver high on cocaine? I mean--Occam's Razor for serious! Geez, didn't you ever see Signs?

be_elzebe

be_elzebe

China
May 2006

JUN 27, 2007 12:41 AM

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 12:46 AM

That's pretty cool, but really, that's kinda a waste of research money. I mean, isn't that obvious. It reminds me of this.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

JUN 27, 2007 01:19 AM

I blame this on the introduction of the Dukes Of Hazzard to Dutch airwaves.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 01:27 AM

RudieCantFail said:
I blame this on the introduction of the Dukes Of Hazzard to Dutch airwaves.


joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

JUN 27, 2007 02:04 AM

It looks like there was a large vehicle in that field, perhaps a

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 02:13 AM

joker_c said:
It looks like there was a large vehicle in that field, perhaps a

shocked

Glassmachine

Glassmachine

United Kingdom
November 2004

JUN 27, 2007 02:15 AM



I'm pretty sure that was a famous hoax.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 02:18 AM

Glassmachine said:
I'm pretty sure that was a famous hoax.

I really hope so.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

JUN 27, 2007 02:38 AM

looks like it might have been fun. kinda.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JUN 27, 2007 03:06 AM

Vampirate

Vampirate

Durham, NC
October 2004

JUN 27, 2007 03:43 AM

That looks like the mark of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

NickFaust

NickFaust

USA
April 2004

JUN 27, 2007 05:30 AM

Vampirate said:
That looks like the mark of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



Indeed. Yet another government cover-up of what is clearly a supernatural event.

Bastards.

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

JUN 27, 2007 06:09 AM

Definitely aliens...high on cocaine.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 03:21 PM

Damn. If somebody told me I needed to work out what had happened there, I'd be asking particle physicists.

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JUN 27, 2007 03:21 PM

Vampirate said:
That looks like the mark of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.



Truly.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

JUN 27, 2007 06:08 PM

punk said:
Definitely aliens...high on cocaine.



Damned illegals, stealing our jobs and our drugs.

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

JUN 28, 2007 06:58 PM

SockPuppet said:
Damn. If somebody told me I needed to work out what had happened there, I'd be asking particle physicists.



If I was the farmer, I'd be asking "what the fuck did you do to my corn?!"

Waldo_Jeffers

Waldo_Jeffers

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

JUN 29, 2007 01:25 PM

emotedcreations said:
Dude...that's a fucking alien landing site. You couldn't possibly believe that was actually perpetuated by a driver high on cocaine? I mean--Occam's Razor for serious! Geez, didn't you ever see Signs?



biggrin biggrin

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JUN 29, 2007 01:35 PM

That's not how you make crop circles, dude.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

JUN 29, 2007 01:41 PM

Okay, aliens aside, that's awesome.

Try to follow his path.

erleichda

erleichda

Germany
May 2003

JUN 29, 2007 01:51 PM


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TBSheets

TBSheets

I'm lost
December 2004

JUN 29, 2007 02:12 PM

Driving thru a plowed field makes it hard to drink a beer and nearly impossible to do cocaine. You also get to buy the entire field from the owner at season high prices if you get caught.

Stay in school.

jermhawk

jermhawk

Tidioute, PA
December 2004

JUN 29, 2007 09:37 PM

The question for the day is; Why did he stay in one field?

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