Driving on Cocaine

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Dude...that's a fucking alien landing site. You couldn't possibly believe that was actually perpetuated by a driver high on cocaine? I mean--Occam's Razor for serious! Geez, didn't you ever see Signs?

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That's pretty cool, but really, that's kinda a waste of research money. I mean, isn't that obvious. It reminds me of this.

I blame this on the introduction of the Dukes Of Hazzard to Dutch airwaves.

It looks like there was a large vehicle in that field, perhaps a

I'm pretty sure that was a famous hoax.

I really hope so.

looks like it might have been fun. kinda.

That looks like the mark of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Indeed. Yet another government cover-up of what is clearly a supernatural event.

Bastards.

Definitely aliens...high on cocaine.

Damn. If somebody told me I needed to work out what had happened there, I'd be asking particle physicists.

Truly.

Damned illegals, stealing our jobs and our drugs.

If I was the farmer, I'd be asking "what the fuck did you do to my corn?!"

That's not how you make crop circles, dude.

Okay, aliens aside, that's awesome.

Try to follow his path.

Driving thru a plowed field makes it hard to drink a beer and nearly impossible to do cocaine. You also get to buy the entire field from the owner at season high prices if you get caught.

Stay in school.

The question for the day is; Why did he stay in one field?