NEWS: Demon Asked To Stop Being A Demon

POLITICS: Demon Asked To Stop Being A Demon

I’m not a big fan of writing about Ann Coulter. She is an angry, attention-seeking twunt. It is pretty obvious by her actions that she has some serious mental problems and will say anything to get attention. Basically, the poor girl is the Andrew Dice Clay of the this century.

Ordinarily I let the Platinum Viper's over-the-top, hateful comments pass by without giving her what she wants. But occasionally something happens and the Skinny Beast cannot be ignored. Today is one of those days.

The Floss Demon has a history of making disgusting comments about John Edwards. On November 20, 2003 she wrote an article about how Democrats use the death of loved ones for political gain. John Edwards had a son who died at the age of 16 and the Bony Creature couldn't resist.

Ha ha! Hilarious. His son died and not only does she accuse him of using it for political gain, she makes a joke. Good times! This year, the String Monster called Edwards a faggot at a conservative conference.



I’ll be the first to say that she is an amazing writer. It takes an extraordinary wit to call someone a faggot. I can only hope to achieve such heights.

A few of her columns in newspapers were pulled after the incident, but compared to Don Imus her punishment was a slap on the wrist. And the Emaciated Banshee had obviously learned her lesson, because two days ago she showed her remorse on Good Morning America.



Ha ha! Calling for the death of a man running for the President of the United States because he has a different ideology. Hilarious. Can the Bulimic Serpent do anything to get thrown off of television? Now she is wishing that an ex-Senator be killed in a terrorist attack. At what point does the media stop treating the Blonde Gollum like a serious political commentator?

Apparently John Edwards wife, Elizabeth had heard enough from the Anorexic Goblin. Today, the Scraggy Windigo (hitting the bottom) was on Chris Mathews and Elizabeth Edwards decided to phone in to say, “Enough.” Watch the Lanky Scylla (sorry) slowly shrink as Edwards brings up the comments about her dead son.



Nothing like getting called out on your own bullshit. Certainly no apology would ever come out of It’s mouth. You have to be incredibly self-loathing person to ever want this kind of hate heaped upon you. There will come a point where everyone ignores her, much as the world learned to ignore Morton Downey, Jr. and Andrew Dice Clay.

I have so much to say on this I'm going to vent it in an erotic story...check the Sexual Roleplaying Group.

God damn, I'd love to use her intestines as a jump rope.

Now, now, comparing Ann Coulter to Andrew Dice Clay is unfair. Andrew Dice Clay has some use for women, if only sexually. (Art_Prostitutes's no doubt amazing stories aside.)

I'm afraid it's been done (or as CRASS said, "Well forked but not dead")...

I Fucked Ann Coulter In The Ass, Hard

Actually, I kinda thought Dice Clay had a retarded Archie Bunker neanderthal appeal to his baseness. What I find most irksome about Coulter is not even her political incorrectness, it's her pretentions to being a political pundit. But as you suggest, with such attention whores it is best to consider her beneath contempt...

She makes me physically ill.

i try to ignore ann coulter as much as possible, given that she is a soulless cunt who will say anything to sell books and i feel like even talking about her to take her to task is somehow giving her acknowledgment she doesn't deserve. i'm not going to debate the raving lunatic homeless guys who spout political nonsense about aliens and computer chips in our brains and coulter is no more rational.

but yes, of course it's disgusting (but by no means surprising) that she would make light of edwards' son's death.

note: for those of you who give in to the occasional ann coulter bashfest, one of my favorite people ever, susan estrich, wrote a response to coulter's godless: the church of liberalism. it is soulless: ann coulter and the right-wing church of hate. i hate that she's giving her air time, but it is a good read.

Ok, I'm really sorry. I haven't read the article and I've no idea who these people are. However, I think TWUNT is a great word. Thanks for that one

I just wish she'd go away.

Ann is the Conservative version of Rosie.......

Both of them need to shut the hell up, maby if we put them in a room together they would destroy each other like matter and anti matter.

I love how she equated Elizabeth's asking her to stop making outrageous personal attacks to asking her to stop writing altogether. It's nice for her to admit publicly that she has nothing of substance to offer.

oddly, I think Ann Coulter does more damage to the conservatives than good. much like Rosie does for liberals. maybe she is a double agent.

Some days I question my own Atheism. After all, if there is a God, surely it wouldn't allow a bitch like her to exist. Then again, maybe God put me on this Earth to find this bony old whore and end her. It's an interesting theological dilemma...

Where is Henry Rollins letter to Ann Coulter? It says what I don't need to say here.

i'd say that my only hope for her is that she's not entirely barren so that one day she can have a child then lose it, but that isn't really true.

what i really hope for is that someday she chills the fuck out and lets a little humanity creep into her twisted, backwards heart.

I'm not a violent person.

But I'd pay good money to punch her in the face.

Just once.

That's all I ask.

barren is a bit of an understatement, considering i'm pretty sure going to second base with her would cause your penis to fall off.

Does anyone else get a serious Skeksis vibe from this "lady"?

It amazes me every single time that she can be that much of a bitch and not be shot. It's just rather disgusting. I commend Elizabeth Edwards for handling it as she has.

The look of pure hatred on her face when the audience applaused at the end was priceless. The Gollum reference was sound, Reaper, because Gollum's contorted face when Frodo tells him he's going to destroy the Ring in The Return of the King was the first thing I thought of when I saw her face there.

Henry says it for me.

I have to agree with Hank. She needs to just STFU!

I was shocked when I found out she's a big Grateful Dead fan.

Comparing her to Andrew Dice Clay or Rosie O'Donnel is preposterous! Neither of those 2 have been hoisted up as the poster child of a major political party! If republicans would just stop inviting her to events and denounce her, then she'd be akin to Rosie or Dice. But until that time she is waaaaaayyy different!