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brett54

brett54

Australia
November 2004

JUN 15, 2007 03:55 PM

Wendy said:
My favorite fatwa is the one where men and women can get married for 15 minutes, or an hour, or whatever. however long a good blow job takes. You can't have sex outside of marriage, and all.



This is Shia thang - The girls would flock around the holy city of Qom, Iran (where Khomeini is buried). Seems the clerics need a bit of "booty" also.

mmmm ...... good blow job ......?(drools)wink

NadirByte

NadirByte

I'm lost
May 2007

JUN 15, 2007 04:01 PM

Crypes, SG can be a high-handed site, nah.

Otherwise said: Quite surprising, to find an article about Islamic (?) Fatwahs, at SG.


"Welcome to the year 2007, Muslims."



Some Muslims still recognize the Hijri calendar, which is a lunar-reckoned calendar. (Some professors of avowedly Wiccan doctrine may be familiar with such a manner of calendar-functioning.)

The Gregorian calendar -- commonly forgotten of, as "the only calendar" -- it is reckoned on a solar-centric periodcity.

In the Hijri calendar, it's sometime in the 15th century.


Just because someone calls it a revelation, that doesn't mean it's not a crackpot's fantasy, "not that there's anything wrong with temporary insanity."

Just because someone calls it a Fatwah, that doesn't mean that it would mean much, if anything, to so-many Muslim scholars and practitioners.

Speaking as a person having studied -- albeit, briefly -- some doctrine in an avowedly Islamic context: Something about those things being called fatwahs, ther, it is some utter non-sense -- a manifestation of the 5th horseman, Bullshit.

This is an entertaining story, though, honestly.

stax

stax

Morris Plains, NJ
December 2006

JUN 15, 2007 04:32 PM

that's more like a fat-what?

hehe, i'm glad i'm where none of you can hit me for that.

NadirByte

NadirByte

I'm lost
May 2007

JUN 15, 2007 05:21 PM

chainlink said:
Is that a nipple in the picture ? That breast is areolaless ?



Good point.

It's probably one of those "neoreality, sponsored by Photoshop" images. or some shytte.

imclever

imclever

Kent, WA
February 2007

JUN 15, 2007 07:07 PM


The idea came to him when he wrote a story about a woman who drank the Prophet's urine.



I had no idea there was a market for Islamic fan-fic.

imclever

imclever

Kent, WA
February 2007

JUN 15, 2007 09:42 PM

chainlink said:
Is that a nipple in the picture ? That breast is areolaless ?




Anything more than a mouthful is a waste, apparently.

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

JUN 16, 2007 12:16 AM

Zarth said:

Zarth said:
Does the woman have to be lactating, though? Or is only a symbolic feeding necessary?


And what if one of her coworkers is lactose-intolerant? Is she just out of a job?



I suspect you operate under a false presumption. Namely, that breast milk contains lactose.

Cow milk is designed for calves, not for humans (had to restrain myself from typing "humies," inside joke). We consume piles and piles of this substance that was intended to nurse offspring of another species.

I'm one of those who are lactose intolerant. I'd imagine it might be yet another of a few auto-immune issues I've got (diabetes, vitilago and some minor food allergies as well). My body has had a tendency to see certain things as a threat that aren't actually so harmful after all. And then it goes and kills or fights them in some way that screws other things up.

Unfortunately, one of those things (my beta cells) makes insulin and is kind of key to getting food into my body and keeping me alive and healthy.

Were I to guess, I'd imagine that breast milk doesn't contain lactose. Could anyone who's got a firmer grip on medicine (particularly pedatric medicince) confirm or deny?

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

JUN 16, 2007 12:39 PM

ASSH0LE said:

Zarth said:

Zarth said:
Does the woman have to be lactating, though? Or is only a symbolic feeding necessary?


And what if one of her coworkers is lactose-intolerant? Is she just out of a job?



I suspect you operate under a false presumption. Namely, that breast milk contains lactose.

Cow milk is designed for calves, not for humans (had to restrain myself from typing "humies," inside joke). We consume piles and piles of this substance that was intended to nurse offspring of another species.

I'm one of those who are lactose intolerant. I'd imagine it might be yet another of a few auto-immune issues I've got (diabetes, vitilago and some minor food allergies as well). My body has had a tendency to see certain things as a threat that aren't actually so harmful after all. And then it goes and kills or fights them in some way that screws other things up.

Unfortunately, one of those things (my beta cells) makes insulin and is kind of key to getting food into my body and keeping me alive and healthy.

Were I to guess, I'd imagine that breast milk doesn't contain lactose. Could anyone who's got a firmer grip on medicine (particularly pedatric medicince) confirm or deny?



That would be incorrect. While there certainly are negative health and development effects from giving cow's milk to human infants, diabetes from exposure to lactose isn't one of them.

Lactose is considered an important carbohydrate for brain development. Studies show the level of lactose in the milk of a species correlates with the size of the brain of that species.



More info.
Virtually all mammalian species have lactose in their milk. Human breast milk has one of the highest concentrations. 33-45% higher than cow's milk (only donkey and mink (?) compare - on that list)

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