NEWS: Circuit Court To FCC: “Go Fuck Yourselves”

POLITICS: Circuit Court To FCC: “Go Fuck Yourselves”

Remember when President Bush corralled that twat Tony Blair at the G8 conference last year and was caught on camera saying they needed to “get Hezbollah to stop this shit”? Or what about back in 2004 when dickface Vice President Cheney told cuntmunch Senator Patrick Leahy to “go fuck yourself” on the floor of the Senate? Good times, especially since that was the day the Senate passed the “Defense of Decency Act”.

Don’t you think it’s just a wee bit hypocritical that the two of the three most powerful men in our goddamned government can get away with saying “fuck” and “shit,” but if Bono accidentally drops one eensy fucking little F-Bomb on TV then the station that broadcasts it gets ass-rammed for indecency by the FCC? It sure sounds that way to me.

Apparently, it sounded that way to a federal fuckinÂ’ court of appeals as well.

As most of you know, the FCC is an independent regulatory agency charged with regulating broadcast communications. Until the Janet Jackson incident (or the “Boob Seen ‘Round the World", the FCC was generally pretty lax in their enforcement of decency standards. Afterwards, spurred on by public outcry (“What the hell was that thing on her nipple!?!?!”) and Congressional posturing, the FCC became more aggressive at regulating obscenity on the airwaves. This lead to an increase in both the amount and frequency of FCC fines.

In this case, the regulatory action under review was the repeated imposition of fines and violations for mere “fleeting expletives” or words that implied sexual or excretory acts. They levied these fines and violations on the basis of Title 18, Sec. 1464 of the U.S. Criminal Code, which makes it a crime to broadcast “obscene, indecent or profane” language, despite the fact that until now it had never been applied to such “fleeting” four-letter words. This policy has been in place ever since.

Until the Second Circuit this week said “try again, motherfuckers.”

But that shit ain’t all, yo. The Court went a step further, and was all like “haven’t you assholes heard of the First Amendment?”

To buttress that claim, the bitches on the panel even cited fuckin’ Reno v. ACLU. That case made it OK for FearTheReaper to call everyone on this site a “cumstain.” On a broader sense, you could say it helped ensure that this asstacular website even exists.

Similarly, the human blowjobs at the FCC are now worried that this ruling will do for the airwaves what Reno did for the Intertubes.

Boo fucking hoo, cockhead.

The full text of the Second Circuit Court of AppealsÂ’ ruling can be found here. Be careful though, as it does contain some language that may be offensive. And shit.

Fuck.

I like how you really ratcheted up the language toward the end. You cumstain.

FCC is pronunced "Fuck."

Thank you, queef.

Fanfuckingtastic.

FCC,

Fucking cock shitballs! That's fucking awesome you shit-tweezing cocksucker!

1st amendament for the FUCKING win! About time the FCC got put in check. If you don't like whats being said, Change the fucking channel!

Holy baby cum, I think I just shat all over your bitch wife's fuck udders.

"Earmuffs."

We don't have to celebrate it Frank.

sweet... I hate censorship anyway...

How does one tweeze shit?

Very carefully.

*rimjob*

Fucking get a fucking room the fucking pair of you.

However one does manage to tweeze shit it has got to be pretty fucking messy.

Actually, that's the real issue right there. These rules were initially instated when there were only about 5 channels and "People had to be protected, because there were so few options." But now-a-days, while Paris is serving time in her mansion and gets distracted by something shiny before she can flip through all 749 channels on her big screen...

Well...the point seems kind of moot...yes?

In the immortal words of South Park:

Eat penguin shit you ass-spelunker.

Man I got so fucking excited about this I had to put down my shit tweezers.

"Rat shit, bat shit,
Dirty old twat!
Twenty-nine assholes,
Tied in a knot!
Hooray,
I don't give a shit,
FUCK!"

"The FCC Cheer," by George Carlin

*hugs canadian television*

the last time i heard the laws.. the only censorship as far as language goes on canadian tv was all self imposed among the networks... i believe "erect penises" and actual penetration are all that they can't show on tv regardless of the time/station..

about time freedom of speech caught up.. but i'm reminded of the south park episode involving shit and the end of the world...

I am delighted by this cock sucking article. Fuckty fuck fuck. Chinese toothpaste.