NEWS: Hillary Clinton Needs Your Help...Choosing a Song

POLITICS: Hillary Clinton Needs Your Help...Choosing a Song

This above video is a feature in Hillary's MySpace blog. If you took the 52 seconds to watch Hillary's "News & Politics" clip, hopefully you made it to the bathroom quickly, and were able to wash off the dirty feeling of unbridled, nonsensical fluff. I washed for a long time before I started to feel clean again.

A hope that we as a people can decide on the ever important and nagging political query that burns in the minds of all freedom loving people -- what particular song best represents our future leaders.

Way to spotlight the important issues there, Hillary.

Smash Mouth?

As much as I hate to say this, she should choose Dixie Chicks just to give the Republicans something else to talk about.

Can I do a write-in vote?

I suggest:

Something Against You - The Pixies
Change Your Mind - The Killers
Fuck Off - Mindless Drug Hoover
Dig Your Grave - Modest Mouse
Help Me I am In Hell - NIN
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

does any one have a dirty sock? i've got plenty of duct tape!

Hillary could be the first president to post political questionaires on myspace:

Should we pull out of Iraq?

Yes

No

Ask me next year.

Final Countdown.....

I think any MSI song would be really really funny.

but wait...there's more:

Artificial Flavor - 2 Skinnee J's
She's Losing It - Belle & Sebastian
Ridiculous Thoughts - The Cranberries
Idiots Rule - Jane's Addiction
A Loon - Kristn Hersh
Bad For Me - New Bomb Turks

"help!" - The Beatles

and you are helping to publicize for her. I am sure she would thank you.

How about antichrist superstar- marilyn manson!

Or The reflecting God by the same artist That may have a more feasible approach considering that it has a phrase of "when I'm God everybody dies"!

Please God let it be Jesus Jones! I haven't heard that song enough!

Now that I have a bucket of vomit, does anyone know the address Hillary wants people to send this stuff to?

chickenshit conformist- Dead Kennedys
jumping someone else's train- The Cure
Head Like a Hole- NIN
When You Lie - Orange 9mm
Career Oppurtunities- The Clash.


I like this game.

We have a winner.

Love Me I'm a Liberal
by Jello Biafra, Mojo Nixon, and Phil Ochs

I cried when they shot John Lennon
Tears ran down my spine
And I cried when I saw "JFK"
As if I'd lost a father of mine
But Malcom-X and Ice-T had it coming
They got what they asked for this time

So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

I go to pro-choice rallies
Recycle my cans and jars
I'll honk if you love the Dead
Hope those funny Grunge bands become stars
But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit to far

So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

I cheered when Clinton was chosen
My faith in the system reborn
I'll do anything to save our schools
If my taxes aint too much more
And I love Blacks and Gays and Latinos
As long as they don't move next door

So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

Rush Limbaugh and the L.A.P.D.
Should all hang thier heads in shame
I can't understand where they're at
Arsenio should set them straight
But if neighborhood watch doesn't know you
I hope the cops take your name

So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

Yeah, I read the New Republican
Rolling Stone and Mother Jones too
If I vote it's a democrat
With a sensible economy view
But when it comes to terrorist Arabs
There is no one more red, white, and blue

So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

Once I was young and had an attitude
Stickers covered the car I drove in
Even went on some direct actions
When there weren't rent-a-cops to be seen
Ah, but now I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in

So love me, love me, love me,
I'm a liberal

I vote for...

The Gadjit's "Party Girl"
or
Orange's "I'ma Cunt!"

It would be the hip, youth-oriented thing to do.

"Tell that girl to shut up" - transvision vamp.

Have a Cigar - Pink Floyd

Too bad Meredith Brooks - Bitch isnt on that list.

redneck - lamb of god
capital G -NIN
right in two - tool

All the *chan.orgs are petitioning their viewers to submit under 'Other' the 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song.' It would be amusing if that were selected.

I didn't think it was that bad. I smiled. She's trying to look like a person, amenable, etc... That was after all one of the bigger complaints with Dole in 2000 (too robotic), no?

As to the song, I could care less.