NEWS: Hillary Clinton is a Victorious Flaming Pig

POLITICS: Hillary Clinton is a Victorious Flaming Pig

We can all stop wondering who will win the election in 2008. FearTheReaper can officially now stop writing his famous “Fuck (insert presidential candidate here)” series. No more “Clinton or Obama?” threads on the Current Events board. Yep, it’s over. Senator Hillary Clinton, Fire Boar, will win the Democratic nomination, according to Chinese Astrologer Y.C. Sun.

But it won’t be all roses and chocolates for Hillary, Sun warns.

Well, she got the whole thing about Senator Clinton having a good first quarter on the nose.

Sun wasn’t finished, though. She also gave us some insight about the embattled current President as our long national nightmare that is his administration begins to wind to a close.

Translation: He’s a bitch.

Translation: Shotgun wedding.

Translation: We’re going to invade Iran.

Translation: We’re definitely going to invade Iran.

Translation: President Cheney is going to nuke Iran.

Translation: And you thought things couldn’t get any worse. Suckers!

War in Iran, then President Hilary? Kill me now.

Was there ever a true belief that Obama would be president? Let's face it folks, we all know that the Secret Society of Reptiles that truly control the world and it's politics would never allow someone from outside of their circle win the helm of America.

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Took the words out of my mouth.

Hell yeah, another reason to mix a drink... who wants a dry martini... ?

Peace...

Come, SG friends!!! Let us make Exodus to Canada!! We shall create a Refuge there from Retarded Government.


Think Canada would grant us Asylum?

How is this Astronomy?

....Astrology...say it with me....Astrology.

Please come to Canada and become citizens so that you may vote Green or NDP in the next federal election! Don't forget, in 2006 we dumped the Liberals for the Conservatives and things are in a downward slide here, too. The sunny coasts of Canada have been shrouded in dark clouds of conservatism. Le sigh.

Hillary Clinton: Fire Bore.

*yawn*

yeah well lets see iran=three times the size of iraq four times the population and has modern millitary weapons as well as the strongest military forces in that region. so if you ask me, you think we had hardships in iraq you aint seen nothing yet. iran would kill america as a country, there would me no unity between the goverment and peoples the worst part is our military would be stuck in between. the western world could fight a hundred years in those countrys and it would not change anything there. The peoples of that area are better left alone let them be isolated and murder themselves let us push to alternative fuels, to push to a more united western world and nation. strengh on the home front will promote strength abroad, bring our military home let us lick our wounds and help scars fade. let those peoples of that area to their own vices, let them murder maim and kill children for their glory of being called a "holy warior" or a "martyr". Their world has no place in ours.

You boys would be better off joining the armed forces. At least someone can profit from your death that way.

i am military

If we nuke Iran I will give the first person to reply to my comment $1,000,000. In other words: it ain't gonna happen. The United States couldn't get world approval to take a dump at this juncture let alone nuke a country. $6 a gallon for gas would suck too, let alone the destruction of millions of innocent people. But Americans don't really care about that now do we? We're more concerned with high prices at the pump.

Oh i am sure FearTheReaper has a long list of other "Fuck <insert any name here>" articles lined up.

I like reading your stuff Subrosa, keep up the good work.

Profit from death?? Awesome, how do my friends and I cash in on this for all the people we know who lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan??? Oh wait, this is probably just for family members, huh?? Well, I've got two younger brothers that are legal now. There's still hope for some good blood money here. Let me know, I'm standing by.

Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as the Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows.

First, quit your current job and apply to work at Blackwater. Then, invest the difference between your new pay and your old pay in Halliburton, Bechtel, Fluor, Chevron, Exxon, BP, Shell, Conoco Phillips, Lockheed Martin, McConnell Douglas, Boeing, Raytheon, General Dynamics, General Electric, Northrop Grumman...I might be missing some, but you get the picture.

We need someone to start the fifth column.

That's it.....I'm moving to Jamaica.

As soon as hubby gets back from "over there"

And out of the "Army"

Being an American kind of sucks right now.

*Grumbles*

You really are insane, arn't you?

Move to Canada if you're all so damn unhappy.

I love that movie.

If you guys want to come to canada, I'm sure we can squeeze ya in. Alberta is most like the US (so I've heard) so you could move there with less culture shock .

I can't say it enough though... I can't see anything good coming from attacking Iran. Only worse things. If Iran isn't working with 'Al Quedia' (sp?) they are going to force them into being allies (The enemy of my enemy is my friend).

Not to mention, this'll probably destroy NATO as well.

The Queen. The Vatican. The Getty's. The Rothchilds. AND Colonel Sanders before he went tits up.

the National Association of Taco Orderers?