Pres. Bush Nearly Incinerates Himself

PRESIDENT BUSH NEARLY INCINERATES HIMSELF:
Poetic Justice Narrowly Averted

Perhaps he never paid attention in Chemistry class, perhaps he's just an idiot. Whatever the case may be, something compelled the President to attempt plugging in a live extension cord into the fuel cylinder of a hydrogen-electric hybrid vehicle last week. If he had been successful in opening the fuel cap and had attempted the technical equivalent of putting a square peg into a round hole, he could have caused the hydrogen gas to instantly ignite and likely would have been engulfed in an expanding fireball of gas. Alas, Allen Mulallay, Ford Motor Company CEO, spared the President's life (and his own) by preventing the President from completing this very action. Allen had arranged a meeting with the President on the White House lawn to demonstrate the Hybrid vehicle, originally intending to have the President drive it.

Acting quickly, Allen grabbed the disasterous President's arm preventing him from bumbling his way into self immolation.

No Allen, I'm sorry it isn't. Sometime during his life, President Bush will have to learn to be responsible for his own actions without someone always being there to rescue him.

He grabbed the President's arm? And he wasn't shot?

One more reason to hate Alan Mulally.

You know, I would never wish death on anyone, but that would have been the coolest end to a presidency in history.

That could work out quite well. The world would get to be without W, and Cheney would have more free time to shoot people in their face. It would be a win/win situation.

It sure would've been one to tell the grandkids.

What , no burning Bush jokes ?

and im sure cheney would have railroaded legislation through to make hybrids illegal.

For the life of me , I'll never understand how this guy hasn't gotten to the level of being a joke as Ford was for being clumsy . He can't ride a bike without falling & skinning himself up . He can't even eat a pretzel without almost choking to death . Now he can't plug a car in the proper way . Without even going into his political ass-hattedness , he's a walking disaster .

Ford didn't have Rove and FOXNews running interference for him.

Allen Mulallay needs to learn to mind his own fucking business and let nature do its job to thin the herd.

But Alan Mulally, being a good CEO, knows that thinning the herd is only for poor people.

No, he wouldn't.
He'd be too busy shooting people in their face.

ZING. Or something.

Seriously, Bush could have earned himself a Darwin Award. He was robbed!!!

Also, I just love how Bush was literally running over to plug that thing in. Like he was rushing towards death or something. Mulallay should have just pulled a Willy Wonka and muttered "Stop, don't come back."