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AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

APR 02, 2007 12:04 AM

A state record number of 300 games at the DonDee Lanes over the past few years has apparently grabbed the attention of bowling's governing body, the United States Bowling Congress (USBC).

...

Just over half of those tested showed positive for steroids, including a dozen bowlers that rolled perfect games on record at the DonDee.

Source

Make sure to read the last sentence in the article.

trocc

Chicago, IL

March 2003

APR 02, 2007 12:15 AM

OVER THE LINE!!

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 02, 2007 12:23 AM

The FOURTH WALL!
YOU'RE breaking the FOURTH WALL!

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NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

APR 06, 2007 11:09 PM

trocc said:
OVER THE LINE!!

MARK IT ZERO!

-TM

skeptik

New Orleans, LA

February 2004

APR 07, 2007 11:30 AM

Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

APR 07, 2007 03:16 PM

AceT said:

A state record number of 300 games at the DonDee Lanes over the past few years has apparently grabbed the attention of bowling's governing body, the United States Bowling Congress (USBC).

...

Just over half of those tested showed positive for steroids, including a dozen bowlers that rolled perfect games on record at the DonDee.

Source

Make sure to read the last sentence in the article.

you know, this all seemed kinda odd...

Then I saw that it's at Soo Evening News, in Sault Ste. Marie.

It makes a lot more sense now.

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

APR 07, 2007 03:18 PM

oh, and...

The final statement about the local bowlers and steroid abuse story is - April Fools!

and i'm dumb. i misread what you said at the end of the article.