NEWS: Tony Snow More Cancery Than Before

POLITICS: Tony Snow More Cancery Than Before

Tony Snow went in for surgery yesterday and the news is not good. Doctors removed a small growth from his pelvic area and tests revealed it was cancerous. It was also discovered the cancer has metastasized to his liver.

This is sad news because there are so many people in the White House that cancer should visit but Snow is not one of them. Several names come into my head; El Presidente, El Vice Presidente, Rove, Rice, Scooter, Fielding, Bolton. But Snow is just their mouth clown, not a creator of the incompetence and anti-American bullshit that pours out of the White House. Lately I have come to feel sorry for him because of all the crap he is being forced to spew.

Snow had colon cancer two years ago and had his entire colon removed, which probably does not make shitting very fun. He underwent six months of chemotherapy. His survival depends on how much of the liver is affected and if it has spread to other parts of the body.

Bush spoke to Snow this morning. Not surprisingly, the President is going to pray.

Aw, he’s nice. I’m sure that warmed Tony’s heart. Snow is 51, is married and has three kids, 10, 11 and 14.

The news comes only one week after John Edwards wife, Elizabeth, announced that her breast cancer has returned and is incurable, but treatable. His decision to continue on with his campaign has been met with quite a bit of criticism from several right wing pundits, like drug addict Rush Limbaugh. They apparently believe people with cancer should stop working and crawl into a hole and die. That’s what Jesus would have done.

I hope he's making it all up in a last ditch attempt to escape the white house.
I don't like the idea of anyone with cancer.

that headline is in poor taste

You've only been here 2 months, so I'll spare you. It's just FTR's style. You learn to love it.

-TM

I'm failing to see the bad news. I've had several members of my family die of cancer and I have no remorse for him, who tries to defend and justify the current administration, and all the harm they have done. at least mcclellan seemed to know he was full of shit.

Though I now accept that i must be totally cool if Tony Snow wishes cancer upon me.

I feel sorry for Tony Snow, despite all the crap he spews. Which is, I guess, what FTR was trying to say through the wince-inducing attempts at humor.

So, this is about longevity? So the longer someone is subscribed allows them to be incrementally tasteless? Two months later... two years later. That shit was out of line.

I still look forward to FTR's posts but this one is despicable.

On the bright, insensitive side, we won't have to listen to the snot for a while.

And suddenly all the right-wing pundits, bloggers, and board-dwellers who capped on Edwards go mum...

A rapier wit to put Wilde to shame.

He is a dick. But I do not wish him harm.

And way classier. Without so much gay.

That's not true.
He's never said one word against Denmark.

I meant Tony Snow, by the way.

No, no, he's right about the greatness.

Denmark = great country

Japan = great country + ninja

USA = great country + ninja as portrayed by Lee Van Cleef


LEE. VAN. CLEEF.

Case closed.

It took me a minute to figure the above out, but I thnk I got it. Lee Van Cleef was the great action hero/villain of the '50s and '60s who died of cancer.

As for the rest of the thread, I wouldn't wish cancer on my worst enemy. Or anyone's worst enemy.

Master Ninja theme song!

lolz.

Politics aside, cancer fucking sucks.

Cancer, you are a piece of shit, I hope you get cancer you fuck face.

You spend all day slamming the beings of the world perhaps you should find another place to live, I am thinking Guantanamo Bay may be a better place for you.

You can then bad mouth our military and government to their faces you fucking pussy!

I've got this existential dilemma going on right now where I can't decide whether filling in the "reason" text box in the flag form with "because this guy's a grade-A jackass" is hypocritical.

I'm sure his parents will find out about their missing credit cards eventually.

Anyway, this is sad.
I'm going to go study up on cell biology now so we can end this crap.