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3/27/07

NEWS: A Solid 9/11 Confession [16]

3/25/07

NEWS: Words Are Pouring Over Our Border [5]

3/25/07

NEWS: A New Power Rises in Iraq [2]

3/24/07

NEWS: 2007 Constitutional Showdown! [4]

3/24/07

NEWS: How Much for That Baby in the Window? [2]

3/24/07

DC Gun Ban Overturned

3/23/07

NEWS: The Confederacy May Finally Get Some Props [15]

3/23/07

NEWS: Release the Porn! [2]

3/23/07

On a lighter note, Al Franken for Senate [3]

3/22/07

Sorry this is just DAMN funny. [2]

3/22/07

NEWS: R2-D2: You've Got Mail [2]

3/22/07

3/21/07

Couple Sentenced For Having Sex In Front Of Child

3/21/07

Democrats Not Cutting Funding For Iraq War: Why? [2]

3/21/07

NEWS: Battlestar Galactica Coming to Xbox Live

3/21/07

NEWS: Haliburton Should Run Our Wildlife Refuges [2]

3/21/07

NEWS: Terrorists Want To Murder Our Babies! [2]

3/20/07

NEWS: Sort of Civil War

3/20/07

NEWS: When Jenna Jameson met Dick...Cheney, that is. [2]

3/20/07

NEWS: Tumor V. Pot. Government Picks Tumor. [4]

3/19/07

Global Warming flip side [7]

3/19/07

Vladimir Putin, Plagiarist

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3/19/07

The Genius Factory: genius sperm bank [2]

3/19/07

California Paid Family Leave

3/18/07

Stuck in an Elevator with the President [2]

3/17/07

NEWS: Hideo Kojima Describes Zombie MMO Idea [2]

3/17/07

Ohio proposes special license plate for convicted sex offenders. [10]

3/16/07

NEWS: Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: WILLIAM FUCKING SHATNER, Part I [4]

3/16/07

NEWS: Prominent Iraq Vet Calls for End to Military Homosexual Policy [4]

3/16/07

Decorated yet suicidal vet, turned away by VA, takes his own life

3/16/07

count the idiots . . .

3/16/07

NEWS: Fuck Dennis Kucinich [4]

3/16/07

Fuckwad Christian... [13]

3/16/07

NEWS: God of War 2: An Eye-Gouging Good Time [2]

3/15/07

NEWS: New Mexico Refuses to Let the Pluto Issue Go [2]

3/15/07

Fox News in Pictures [3]

3/15/07

NEWS: Hugh Hefner, the 44th President of the United States [2]

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3/15/07

Iranians have their panties in a twist over movie 300 [2]

3/14/07

The Wonderful, Openminded World Of Sororities! [3]

3/14/07

Every time you eat a banana, the terrorists win

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dholokov

Toronto, ON

April 2003

MAR 22, 2007 06:49 PM

I've done the math and with a nine month gestation period there really isn't any way to make it pay out decently.

dark_armour

Australia

September 2005

MAR 22, 2007 09:56 PM

In the time before abortion, single parents and childcare, there existed a practice called "baby farming" Unwanted children would be given, with a payment to someone that could "take care of them". Unfortunately, some of the children would accidently die from unpreventable diseases, such as malnutrition or suffocation.

Of course this didn't solve the problem of how to deal with fuckwits who won't hire pregnant women, or kick pregnant teenagers our of school, or make it impossibly expensive to have children in hospital.

Greybeard

Los Angeles, CA

December 2006

MAR 22, 2007 09:58 PM

sportbikepilot said:
you should visit texass sometime. spend an hour here and you'll know that it's no joke. dumbest damn people in North America...

You want to see DUMB? Check out South Central Utah sometime. Maybe Texans are dumber, but it will be no easy call.

roguemind

Groton, CT

October 2006

MAR 22, 2007 10:14 PM

Are there any available women who want to move to Texas with me and start a baby farm? I need like 20 of them to make and money.You also would need to pay for our food and housing and I get to keep 80%.
Holy fuck. If he wasn't republican this would be the most crazy fucking idea I have heard since those people that voted for bush.

BlastProcessing

USA

OLD SKOOL

MAR 22, 2007 10:48 PM

Can I get $500 for every time I don't impregnate one in the first place?

aleksa

Tacoma, WA

April 2006

MAR 23, 2007 12:09 AM

No crazier than what South Carolina is trying to pass....

dem_z

United Kingdom

June 2004

MAR 23, 2007 05:54 AM

Meh, I could go to Ghana and buy a child for less than $50.

GiddyIguana

Spartanburg, SC

February 2004

MAR 23, 2007 01:11 PM

Colinism said:
By that I mean that they actually cared about th ebabies, and that this is not some sort of way to make people have abortions look even worse in the eyes of bible thumpers.

I'm sorry. I know this is both irrelevant and completely off-topic, but I read this and couldn't help but see it as "e-babies," which presumably would some sort of weird, Tamagotchi-esque piece of Japanese pop-kitsch.

Yes, I know I'm weird.

Greybeard

Los Angeles, CA

December 2006

MAR 23, 2007 01:25 PM

BlastProcessing said:
Can I get $500 for every time I don't impregnate one in the first place?

A Rubber Rebate?

coleen

USA

January 2007

MAR 23, 2007 01:55 PM

Oh my fucking God...that is all I have to say.

Oh except they'd have to pay me like $5,000 if they wanted me to do that. Jesus...$500 is nothing.

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

MAR 23, 2007 04:39 PM

Greybeard said:

BlastProcessing said:
Can I get $500 for every time I don't impregnate one in the first place?

A Rubber Rebate?

BAH-DUM-TCHHHHHHHHH

well played.

Flux is right. INVISIBLE HAND!!!!

I now trade in baby futures. And options.

Colinism

Atlanta, GA

July 2005

MAR 23, 2007 05:20 PM

GiddyIguana said:

Colinism said:
By that I mean that they actually cared about th ebabies, and that this is not some sort of way to make people have abortions look even worse in the eyes of bible thumpers.

I'm sorry. I know this is both irrelevant and completely off-topic, but I read this and couldn't help but see it as "e-babies," which presumably would some sort of weird, Tamagotchi-esque piece of Japanese pop-kitsch.

Yes, I know I'm weird.

God I remember those damn things.

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN

July 2003

MAR 24, 2007 02:38 AM

Tamagotchis are, actually, still weirdly popular among a certain set (fairly young children, I believe.). It's just not something that's readily noticed except for the occasional "Wha?" product like Tamagotchi Corner Shop for the DS.

edith

France

April 2006

MAR 24, 2007 02:54 AM

malkav11 said:
Tamagotchis are, actually, still weirdly popular among a certain set (fairly young children, I believe.). It's just not something that's readily noticed except for the occasional "Wha?" product like Tamagotchi Corner Shop for the DS.

hm, i never see young kids playing with those things anymore. they were popular like 10 years ago.

samling

Sumner, WA

December 2003

MAR 24, 2007 02:36 PM

do you think they'll take discover card?

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