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NEWS: Offensively Binary [2]

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rouser_of_rabble

I'm lost

January 2007

FEB 23, 2007 10:22 AM

GEEK: Offensively Binary

Finally, I can wear offensive T-shirts in public without my wife getting upset with me. Thank you, Offensively Binary:

Offensively Binary gives you the chance to rage and bitch about the world on the sly. Each item has the binary code translation of some pretty fucking offensive shit.

My personal favorites would have to be,

01000110011101010110001101101011
00100000001000000110111110010110
1100011011110110111001110011

and of course,

01000110011101010110001101101011
00100000010000100111010101110011
01101000

and if you dont agree with my choices, well then you can pretty much go 01000110011101010110001101101011 yourself.

sidmortiis

Sharon, PA

July 2005

FEB 23, 2007 02:08 PM

I can't believe I actually double checked this on a calculator, feh...

rosarandall

USA

March 2006

FEB 23, 2007 02:13 PM

I think this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

ElizaTheTroll

Australia

January 2006

FEB 23, 2007 02:28 PM

Full ASCII? That is so lame. We need no frecking lower case letters and numbers and shit. Five bits per letter are more than enough. Less with a little creative spelling.

Or how about EBCDIC? Or maybe hex? Much cooler than binary.

codyp

Camarillo, CA

January 2006

FEB 23, 2007 02:30 PM

I think this would be an awesome product if it weren't made on cafe shop. Its time to go screen printing!

hadees

Austin, TX

December 2003

FEB 23, 2007 02:37 PM

I made a t-shirt that said "fuck you" in binary 7 years ago.

goatboy23

Vatican City

November 2003

FEB 23, 2007 02:48 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
Full ASCII? That is so lame. We need no frecking lower case letters and numbers and shit. Five bits per letter are more than enough. Less with a little creative spelling.

Or how about EBCDIC? Or maybe hex? Much cooler than binary.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Sorry. You just induced an AS/400 flashback.

Altamedic

High Level, AB

September 2006

FEB 23, 2007 02:58 PM

this is cute i love it

crzyboy

Pitman, NJ

May 2006

FEB 23, 2007 04:03 PM

meh

Elenor

AWESOME

Marina Del Rey, CA

FEB 23, 2007 04:07 PM

OlafTheTroll said:
Full ASCII? That is so lame. We need no frecking lower case letters and numbers and shit. Five bits per letter are more than enough. Less with a little creative spelling.

Or how about EBCDIC? Or maybe hex? Much cooler than binary.

I once ordered a customized pair of Converse in black and white the "0x000 0xFFF"embroidered on each shoe.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

FEB 23, 2007 04:08 PM

Thhis is teh purfect idear 4 my new tshirt company.

codyp

Camarillo, CA

January 2006

FEB 23, 2007 05:40 PM

unravled said:
Thhis is teh purfect idear 4 my new tshirt company.

I love ripoffs!

BoxOfficePoison

Portland, OR

June 2003

FEB 23, 2007 06:00 PM

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

LoneWolf367

Morro Bay, CA

February 2007

FEB 23, 2007 06:26 PM

Hmm... this months credit card bill is gonna be big.

hadees

Austin, TX

December 2003

FEB 23, 2007 06:40 PM

BoxOfficePoison said:
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't.

I love that line

dragonatthegate

Cedar Park, TX

June 2006

FEB 23, 2007 06:43 PM

goatboy23 said:

OlafTheTroll said:
Full ASCII? That is so lame. We need no frecking lower case letters and numbers and shit. Five bits per letter are more than enough. Less with a little creative spelling.

Or how about EBCDIC? Or maybe hex? Much cooler than binary.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Sorry. You just induced an AS/400 flashback.

Oh god, don't start. I spend much of my days staring at an AS/400 screen.

It would be good for me to advertise with these shirts, just in case people weren't already convinced I am a nerd.

TheFly

Eagle Springs, NC

November 2003

FEB 23, 2007 07:28 PM

Hmm, maybe have one that says "Fuck All Nerds?" Yeah, they could read it. I just have a lot of friends that are geeks

MandB

Bremerton, WA

February 2004

FEB 23, 2007 08:21 PM

hadees said:
I made a t-shirt that said "fuck you" in binary 7 years ago.

A few years ago, I gave the guy I was with a dark red shirt with "love" in binary on it for Valentine's Day.

LinkIsMyHero

USA

February 2005

FEB 23, 2007 08:47 PM

I need one that says

01001001

01101000011000010111010001100101

011110010110111101110101

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

FEB 23, 2007 09:17 PM

OK, my apologies for my ignorance...but anyone have a good link on learning to read binary?

-TM

codyp

Camarillo, CA

January 2006

FEB 24, 2007 12:27 AM

thefreak said:
OK, my apologies for my ignorance...but anyone have a good link on learning to read binary?

-TM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_numeral_system

=D its not ignorant, it just means you have a life.

TheFly

Eagle Springs, NC

November 2003

FEB 24, 2007 01:27 AM

codyp said:

thefreak said:
OK, my apologies for my ignorance...but anyone have a good link on learning to read binary?

-TM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_numeral_system

=D its not ignorant, it just means you have a life.

I took a couple of computer science classes and partly understand binary... does that mean I have a Half Life?

DJFriar

Fort Worth, TX

February 2005

FEB 24, 2007 02:22 AM

Eh, I have a tattoo on my wirst that says "geek" and "slut" in binary. been tehre, done that. lol

Gringo

Spokane, WA

May 2006

FEB 24, 2007 02:32 AM

DJFriar said:
Eh, I have a tattoo on my wirst that says "geek" and "slut" in binary. been tehre, done that. lol

You totally need a watch to go on your other wrist.

rglater

Eugene, OR

March 2005

FEB 25, 2007 01:06 PM

I have a welcome mat in binary.

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