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SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 14, 2007 03:24 PM



I mean, I know I do! According to Gametart, the UK's largest online game rental company, women who play games have more sex. Throughout January, a survey was administered to visitors to see how the recent availability of more girl-centric video games has affected gamers' sex lives across the UK.

Of our sample of 200 women, those who played video games on average had sex 4.3 times a week while those who didn’t play games only had sex just 3.2 times a week.

Perhaps even more promising for gamers is the fact that many of the women that we interviewed who have only recently started playing games said that they now have sex more often than before.


So fellas, before you wander into that Hallmark store, and pick up one of those terrible stuffed animals we actually hate, and will likely burn when things go sour, consider the affects of getting your special lady a DS Lite, or if you've got loads of money and a bit of luck, how about a Wii? Think of the possibilities! Strip Bowling, Strip Mario Kart, Naked Boxing? Think of the bouncing breasts! And more importantly, think of all that bonding that'll go down... along with other things.

[source: Games Press]

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

FEB 14, 2007 06:08 PM

Because guys totally want to bang the hot girl who likes games. It's true, a sure fire way into a man's pants is to actually enjoy his nerd hobbies. Of course, you do have to worry if your gaming enjoyment gets too public, because us lonely geeks will mob you. And not all of us smell nice.

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 14, 2007 06:12 PM

In my experience, this is very true.

goodpoltergeist

goodpoltergeist

Douglasville, GA
January 2007

FEB 14, 2007 06:15 PM

wow. that's awesome!!!

VaugelyChilly

VaugelyChilly

Ireland
October 2006

FEB 14, 2007 06:19 PM

Cue seedy gamer hovels starting "girls night".

CountVertigo

CountVertigo

Ann Arbor, MI
June 2005

FEB 14, 2007 06:19 PM

Hooray! Love and Warcraft!

jonze

jonze

Willimantic, CT
December 2005

FEB 14, 2007 06:25 PM

Gillionaire said:
Because guys totally want to bang the hot girl who likes games. It's true, a sure fire way into a man's pants is to actually enjoy his nerd hobbies. Of course, you do have to worry if your gaming enjoyment gets too public, because us lonely geeks will mob you. And not all of us smell nice.



Yep, nothing quite like a chick that'll read comics with me. And Strip Wii would be lots o' fun.

xfinitex

xfinitex

East Lansing, MI
August 2005

FEB 14, 2007 06:27 PM

Strip Warioware? That game is fun as hell anyway, I can only imagine the nude possibilities.

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

FEB 14, 2007 06:32 PM

jonze said:

Gillionaire said:
Because guys totally want to bang the hot girl who likes games. It's true, a sure fire way into a man's pants is to actually enjoy his nerd hobbies. Of course, you do have to worry if your gaming enjoyment gets too public, because us lonely geeks will mob you. And not all of us smell nice.



Yep, nothing quite like a chick that'll read comics with me. And Strip Wii would be lots o' fun.



Yeah, after all, the Wii remote has vibration functions. It's like it was planned from the start.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

FEB 14, 2007 06:47 PM

I don't care if the statistics are made up, as long as it encourages more women to play games and have sex.

OffBroadway

OffBroadway

Canada
September 2004

FEB 14, 2007 06:57 PM

Strip 'Super Team Games'!

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

FEB 14, 2007 07:03 PM

it's a scientifically proven fact that drunken Mario Party leads to scintillating shenanigans.

Weso

Weso

Santa Cruz, CA
July 2002

FEB 14, 2007 07:07 PM

Vestril said:
I don't care if the statistics are made up, as long as it encourages more women to play games and have sex.



Agreed.

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

FEB 14, 2007 07:14 PM

My wife doesn't play games much, but yesterday she wanted to get Hunter: The Reckoning, which is a pretty awful game, but she likes it. Anyway, I'm going to try and move her from Hunter to Halo to sex! Wish me luck.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

FEB 14, 2007 07:18 PM

I'm divided on how to interpret this. My experience says it's true. I'd even go so far as to say that every woman I've known who falls in the "wow, she has sex a lot" category has also been a gamer.

But, at the same time, I have to wonder if those numbers take other variables into account. In particular, age springs to mind - younger people are more likely to be gamers and people tend to have sex less as they get older. It's a nice sensationalistic "study" that I'd like to be true, but the skeptical part of my brain calls a potential bullshit.

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

FEB 14, 2007 07:19 PM

Hooray for science

son_of_a_duck

son_of_a_duck

I'm lost
June 2006

FEB 14, 2007 07:22 PM

I imagine the margin of error on those numbers makes the difference almost nonexistent but who cares. My girlfriend is actually more of a geek than I am and she's totally hot.

If there is a real difference maybe it's because girls that play games hang out more with guys, leading to more opportunities.

Flawedhero

Flawedhero

Suwanee, GA
October 2006

FEB 14, 2007 07:33 PM

jonze said:

Gillionaire said:
Because guys totally want to bang the hot girl who likes games. It's true, a sure fire way into a man's pants is to actually enjoy his nerd hobbies. Of course, you do have to worry if your gaming enjoyment gets too public, because us lonely geeks will mob you. And not all of us smell nice.



Yep, nothing quite like a chick that'll read comics with me. And Strip Wii would be lots o' fun.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpB9BpeGJGw

^^ Like this?

Este

Este

Tucson, AZ
October 2005

FEB 14, 2007 07:43 PM

Women Boners Like To Game.

Wait, that doesn't work.

Kleio

Kleio

Winona, MN
January 2006

FEB 14, 2007 07:57 PM

What was that line from Revenge of the Nerds?

"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."

Mmm... nerdsex...

TwoToner

TwoToner

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 14, 2007 08:17 PM

Break out the sliderules!

ARRR!!!

sevenblades

sevenblades

East York, ON
January 2007

FEB 14, 2007 08:20 PM

*Has totally played strip NES*

AndrewRyan

AndrewRyan

Lebanon, OH
February 2007

FEB 14, 2007 08:28 PM

Sounds pretty accurate from what I've seen in life so far. haha

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

FEB 14, 2007 08:31 PM

I've never met any gamer girls, so I can't tell you. Catholic girls however, just to reinforce the stereotype.

catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

FEB 14, 2007 08:49 PM

So, to have sex every day of the week, I should have one of each?

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