NEWS: Women Gamers Love to Bone

Because guys totally want to bang the hot girl who likes games. It's true, a sure fire way into a man's pants is to actually enjoy his nerd hobbies. Of course, you do have to worry if your gaming enjoyment gets too public, because us lonely geeks will mob you. And not all of us smell nice.

In my experience, this is very true.

wow. that's awesome!!!

Cue seedy gamer hovels starting "girls night".

Hooray! Love and Warcraft!

Yep, nothing quite like a chick that'll read comics with me. And Strip Wii would be lots o' fun.

Strip Warioware? That game is fun as hell anyway, I can only imagine the nude possibilities.

Yeah, after all, the Wii remote has vibration functions. It's like it was planned from the start.

I don't care if the statistics are made up, as long as it encourages more women to play games and have sex.

Strip 'Super Team Games'!

it's a scientifically proven fact that drunken Mario Party leads to scintillating shenanigans.

Agreed.

My wife doesn't play games much, but yesterday she wanted to get Hunter: The Reckoning, which is a pretty awful game, but she likes it. Anyway, I'm going to try and move her from Hunter to Halo to sex! Wish me luck.

I'm divided on how to interpret this. My experience says it's true. I'd even go so far as to say that every woman I've known who falls in the "wow, she has sex a lot" category has also been a gamer.

But, at the same time, I have to wonder if those numbers take other variables into account. In particular, age springs to mind - younger people are more likely to be gamers and people tend to have sex less as they get older. It's a nice sensationalistic "study" that I'd like to be true, but the skeptical part of my brain calls a potential bullshit.

Hooray for science

I imagine the margin of error on those numbers makes the difference almost nonexistent but who cares. My girlfriend is actually more of a geek than I am and she's totally hot.

If there is a real difference maybe it's because girls that play games hang out more with guys, leading to more opportunities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpB9BpeGJGw

^^ Like this?

Women Boners Like To Game.

Wait, that doesn't work.

What was that line from Revenge of the Nerds?

"All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex."

Mmm... nerdsex...

Break out the sliderules!

*Has totally played strip NES*

Sounds pretty accurate from what I've seen in life so far. haha

I've never met any gamer girls, so I can't tell you. Catholic girls however, just to reinforce the stereotype.

So, to have sex every day of the week, I should have one of each?