Current Events

TOPICS:

1/4/08

NEWS: Anyone Who Believes Al Qaeda Killed Bhutto Is An Asshole [5]

1/4/08

After Bhutto's death, Sharif steps forward

emotedcreations

1/4/08

Kenya opposition plans new rally

emotedcreations

1/4/08

Waitress gets $50,000

emotedcreations

1/4/08

Someone explain this to me... [2]

1/3/08

Libertarians Gaining Ground [8]

emotedcreations

1/3/08

Baltimore sets new record! [4]

1/3/08

freshprncebelair

1/3/08

NEWS: Oh, WoW: Ron Paulites March on Azeroth [3]

_DictionaryGirl_

1/1/08

NEWS: We Had A Good Run, Didnt We? So Long, America [9]

1/1/08

NEWS: Democratic Healthcare Plans = Horseshit [4]

Holden_Caulfield

1/1/08

NEWS: Congress, Please Schedule A Vote To Make Jesus Our Official Lord [10]

1/1/08

2007, year of the endemic surveillance scoeities.

1/1/08

The woman who attempted to kill President Ford out on parole

12/31/07

NEWS: What If I Want My Kid To Be A One Armed, Blind Midget? [7]

12/31/07

Benazir Bhutto slip

12/30/07

NEWS: Saddam No Mas [7]

12/30/07

Europe Celebrates: From 'Iron Curtain' to 'No Borders' in 20 Years

12/30/07

Bin Laden warns Iraqi Sunnis, threatens Israel

12/30/07

New-home sales at lowest level in 12 years

12/30/07

Hoops star needs bodyguards to play his season

12/30/07

Bush to reject defense bill with pocket veto

emotedcreations

12/30/07

Kenya suspends election results as riots erupt

emotedcreations

12/28/07

Not quite appropriate but whatever

12/28/07

NEWS: Bush To Lay Out Latest Plan For Failure [2]

12/28/07

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: XXXmas, In-Flight Porn, And Global Orgasm Gadgets

12/27/07

NEWS: Christmas Is Fucked, Santa Shot Down Over Brazil

12/27/07

Descendants of Sitting Bull, Crazy Horse break away from US

12/27/07

NEWS: Alderaan Was a Peaceful Planet (Before the Black Hole) [2]

12/27/07

NEWS: Seriously Though, Can We Impeach Now? [7]

12/24/07

NEWS: Anti Immigrant Crowd Full Of Shit On The Medical Front [24]

12/24/07

How 'bout them Niners?

12/24/07

NEWS: Good News! FCC Further Destroying Our Country Tomorrow! [3]

12/23/07

NEWS: MoveOn.org Launches Anti-Facebook Campaign [2]

12/23/07

NEWS: Too Many Cats Can Kill You FYI [3]

12/23/07

NEWS: Huckabee and Son, Creeping The Shit Out Of People For 26 Years [3]

12/21/07

DEATH PENALTY ABOLISHED

12/20/07

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup Strike Edition! [8]

12/20/07

12/20/07

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: Grand Theft Auto, Guitars, And Gadget Girls

PAGE:

1 ...

82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86

... 487

retweet

NEWS: Saddam No Mas

PAGE:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

... 7

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

DEC 29, 2006 07:42 PM

POLITICS: Saddam No Mas

Arab media is reporting that Saddam Hussein has been executed.

State-run Iraqiya television, Saudi-owned Al-Arabiya and the U.S.-financed Al-Hurra, reported about an hour before daylight Saturday that Saddam had been executed.

Everything should be good now, right?

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

DEC 29, 2006 07:48 PM

saturday? but it's still friday! quick, marty, it's not too late to save him!

ShinraCorp

Lynnfield, MA

November 2004

DEC 29, 2006 07:50 PM

all i can think of is the movie hot shots.

Ferretbite

Mexico

September 2006

DEC 29, 2006 07:52 PM

Wrong.

Shit just hit the fan

jimmy_heartcore

Dover, FL

February 2005

DEC 29, 2006 07:54 PM

Well that sucks. I can't wait to see what Bush's next scapegoat adventure will be.

Oh, did we ever find the weapons of mass destruction, or tie Iraq to 9/11? Maybe I missed something.

YAWG

Victoria, BC

November 2003

DEC 29, 2006 07:56 PM

The fact that people are dying left, right and center in Baghdad kind of takes the gravitas out of this event.
Sort of hard to stand in awe of state sanctioned murder when your uncle got blown up to little bits trying to by a lettuce for his family's dinner.

OhSoOrdinary

New York, NY

July 2006

DEC 29, 2006 07:57 PM

This is SO going to make everything worse.

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

DEC 29, 2006 07:59 PM

Ferretbite said:
Wrong.

Shit just hit the fan

I was thinking the same thing.

-TM

cspeedball

I'm lost

July 2003

DEC 29, 2006 08:02 PM

I don't think it will change anything.

_panda_

I'm lost

November 2005

DEC 29, 2006 08:04 PM

What the theck are we going to do about Castro!

And why is Tony Blair in Miami auditioning for the BeeGees!

SPANKY84

Killeen, TX

November 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:07 PM

Makes me happy, makes me full of cheer.

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA

September 2006

DEC 29, 2006 08:11 PM

that sound you hear is (more) shit hitting the fan in baghdad.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:11 PM

dvldg said:
Makes me happy, makes me full of cheer.

i didn't know you were an iraqi. man, i guess we learn something new every day.

burbankcitylines

I'm lost

October 2003

DEC 29, 2006 08:11 PM

It closes a long vicious circle, but can open up a whole new one.

photoline

Edmonton, AB

January 2005

DEC 29, 2006 08:11 PM

Holy Shiite!

I wonder where his lookalikes are today?

Meanwhile, more Americans have died to date in the current Iraq war than died on 9/11.

Andvari

Calgary, AB

April 2005

DEC 29, 2006 08:13 PM

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been executed, a witness said.

"Saddam's body is in front me," said an official in the prime minister's office when CNN telephoned. "It's over."

In the background, Shiite chanting could be heard. When asked about the chanting, the official said "These are employees of the prime minister's office and government chanting in celebration."

'Cause that will help bring everyone together in a spirit of peace and non-violence.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:15 PM

photoline said:
Holy Shiite!

I wonder where his lookalikes are today?

well, one of them is hanging in baghdad. oh my, i've said too much already.

Kenet

USA

November 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:18 PM

Saddam Hussein was eaten by wolves...he was delicious.

burbankcitylines

I'm lost

October 2003

DEC 29, 2006 08:20 PM

Its been reported videotaped and released to media.

Keep an eye on youtube....

jeffvader

San Diego, CA

November 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:21 PM

and bush says...."we got him, again"

yeah great...

Metta

I'm lost

September 2006

DEC 29, 2006 08:25 PM

Sources say they videotaped it.

Who wants to take bets on how long it takes for the tape to be leaked on YOUTUBE?

ICK

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA

June 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:25 PM

WTF.......... No video?

Synthiviper

Chicago, IL

June 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:25 PM

Yup, this seems like a pretty logical way of approaching everything!

Run into problem. Find answer. Execute answer.

allergic

Saint Petersburg, FL

October 2004

DEC 29, 2006 08:28 PM

BAGHDAD, Iraq (CNN) -- Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been executed, a witness said.

"Saddam's body is in front me," said an official in the prime minister's office when CNN telephoned. "It's over."

In the background, Shiite chanting could be heard. When asked about the chanting, the official said "These are employees of the prime minister's office and government chanting in celebration."

'Cause that will help bring everyone together in a spirit of peace and non-violence.

unfortunately the chant turned out to be "death to america"

Eternalxile

Irving, TX

March 2003

DEC 29, 2006 08:28 PM

Overheard in Crawford Tx:

"Alright, i got Saddam (pronounced like "beaver dam"), now i gotta go get Mah..Mam-hood Am..Amid....Saddam 2.

PAGE:

1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

... 7