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Not really news and all but.............

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Santa dies in front of children.

AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

DEC 24, 2006 07:56 PM

Merry Christmas!

CHILDREN watched in horror as a Santa Claus collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a Christmas party.

Andrew Robertson, 82, took ill as excited youngsters were being given their gifts.

He was taken to a side room, still dressed in a Father Christmas outfit, and attempts were made to revive him.

But when medics arrived, he was pronounced dead.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

DEC 24, 2006 08:10 PM

Oh, god, that's terrible.

Zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

DEC 24, 2006 08:22 PM

At least he went out as a legend.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

DEC 24, 2006 08:38 PM

mamet said:
Oh, god, that's terrible.

I should probably read the source before I comment, huh.

skeptik

New Orleans, LA

February 2004

DEC 24, 2006 08:58 PM

He died doing what he loved.

Somehow the cliche sounds more meaningful in this case than it would for a mountain climber or skydiver.

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

DEC 24, 2006 09:02 PM

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

AceT

Portland, OR

April 2004

DEC 24, 2006 09:38 PM

Dead_Ringer said:
It's better to burn out than to fade away.

So true. Rock on Santa.

PRockGirlScout

Hawaii National Park, HI

October 2005

DEC 24, 2006 10:10 PM

mamet said:

mamet said:
Oh, god, that's terrible.

I should probably read the source before I comment, huh.

Oh. Is it fake, you think?

apologees

Antarctica

February 2003

DEC 24, 2006 10:23 PM

nah, santa is like jesus or hulk hogan. you hit him and it just makes him mad.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

DEC 24, 2006 10:24 PM

Billie_Jean said:

mamet said:

mamet said:
Oh, god, that's terrible.

I should probably read the source before I comment, huh.

Oh. Is it fake, you think?

Well, perhaps not. The Sun is a trashy tabloid, though.

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

DEC 24, 2006 10:37 PM

AceT said:

Dead_Ringer said:
It's better to burn out than to fade away.

So true. Rock on Santa.

I think we all know that Neil Young is, in fact, Santa.

skeptik

New Orleans, LA

February 2004

DEC 24, 2006 10:47 PM

Dead_Ringer said:

AceT said:

Dead_Ringer said:
It's better to burn out than to fade away.

So true. Rock on Santa.

I think we all know that Neil Young is, in fact, Santa.

And here I thought you were quoting Highlander

Gringo

Liberty Lake, WA

May 2006

DEC 24, 2006 11:11 PM

I cannot believe there were no photos for that story. This is truly sad.

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ

April 2006

DEC 25, 2006 01:18 AM

I just bet one kid is crying in his room cause HE killed Santa...

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV

June 2003

DEC 25, 2006 02:30 PM

MisterEnrolled

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

DEC 25, 2006 03:19 PM

Awesome. God/Santa is dead. He remains dead, and we killed him!

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV

June 2003

DEC 25, 2006 06:25 PM

No, we "clomped im."

HarManic

Decatur, IL

March 2005

DEC 26, 2006 01:41 PM

Oh, yeah? How about this?

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost

September 2004

DEC 26, 2006 08:26 PM

Dead_Ringer said:

AceT said:

Dead_Ringer said:
It's better to burn out than to fade away.

So true. Rock on Santa.

I think we all know that Neil Young is, in fact, Santa.

And here I thought you were quoting Highlander

Dubious, my friend. Very dubious.

Kes

USA

August 2006

DEC 26, 2006 10:52 PM

just when you thought you'd seen it all