NEWS: You Are An Asshole

POLITICS: You Are An Asshole

That is all I can think and say to anyone who supported George Bush and his pathetic invasion of Iraq. That is what I thought when I read a report of six Sunnis being burned alive by Shiites as they left their mosque. They were pulled from a car, doused with gasoline and burned alive on a city street while Iraqi soldiers watched and did nothing. I only wish those of you who supported this war had to stand a few feet away and smell the burning flesh.



You supported this war because you are ignorant. Why would I say such a thing about you? Because you are a fucking moron. I had argument after argument with tools such as yourself during the buildup to this illegal invasion and time after time you showed yourselves to be totally ignorant of the tribal and devoutly religious nation we were about to invade. And you believed the words of a president who leaves a wake of lies and stupidity like none before.



I asked simple questions before the war. What is the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite? Met with blank stares. Because you are a dumb, American asshole whose ignorance and blind faith rules above everything. Now you know the difference though, don't you? Done a bit of learnin', have ya? Your support for this war unleashed the hornets from their nest and the swarm has only begun.



You have made the world less safe with your ignorant views and constant fight against reality. Afghanistan was a war I supported. It made sense. Iraq was sheer stupidity and arrogance from the beginning and anyone who has ever read a history book knows this to be true. Now we have two large countries where terrorists are training. When the war is over they will turn their attention somewhere, just as the Mujadeen did after the Soviet Afghanistan war. Then you will understand the word blowback. And as Americans lay dead in the streets, you will blame those like myself, who demanded that the troops come home, because you are a fucking idiot.



I have a suggestion to avoid this certain future of you and I arguing again. Sign up to fight in your war. They need bodies over there to stand on street and be shot at. They need men to drive down the roads in vehicles and have their trucks blown up. They need someone to stand at a checkpoint and have his brains blow out the back of his head by a sniper. I would very much like you to go and die a needless death because that is all you are worth at this point. You have a brain that you have chosen not to use, so do something useful with yourself and fill a body bag that might hold a soldier who is actually valuable. Oh, and fuck off.

I think this might've been one for the journal, dude.

Everyone loves Denis Leary.

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And make brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

You're still one America, don't blame it on the other Americans.

*head cocked adorably to the right*

Huwhaaaaaaat?

it has gone on long enough, there have been good thigsn and bad thigns to come out of this war. yes the bad will always out weigh the good as in any situation.

i too believe it's time to truly start pulling out. but that is a process that will take as long as it has so far in being there.

i remember my buddies a couple weeks after 9-11 beign liek dude quick war in and out, my responce was it's the next vietnam.

well. it is. there are other americans who have been there for 3,4,5 years.

and they share the same feeligns as some of us and others don't.

we do, have freedom of speech, so the best way to repsond to this if you disagree is:

IF YOU DON'T LIEK IT DON'T FUCKING READ IT.

thank you come again

Fuck, dude. Rock on.

I am in agreement with FTR even more so for the fools who voted for Dubya the second time. America land of the brainwashed, ignorant, religious fanatics. How can anyone have voted for a man who brags about the fact that he doesn't read.

Because the people voting for him can't read?

Im gonna say bravo.

BRAVO!

California is 14th? I need to move.

I'm not a big fan of this article, but I've never voted for a Bush and was against this war since long before it actually happened, so I guess I'm a supporter.

hey i'm in va an di didn't vote bush, then again i didn't want kerry either.

people took dean's passion a little bit..ok wayyy out of context. that's what we need. a passionate human intelligent president. another would-be JFK.,etc.

i mean, people don't clinton the credit he deserves. he wasn't the best. but goddamn he was better than bush


drive through, thanks!

and yes..i don't think bush is human..he's a fuking jackass. heeehawww

As a Canadian I have to be careful what I say. I'd hate to be declared an "enemy combatant".

lol

wooo this is gonna be a damn good one!

this is a kinda silly statement. because in order to know if you don't like it, you'd have to read it. you can't really un-read something.

and yeah... how the fuck is this "news" anyway?

the feeling's entirely mutual, Reaper.

i said that due to the first 3 lines..you can easily stop, not to mention the headline.

obviously you didn't read it.

most subject matter that is highly opinionated is going to be very detailed as to what it pertains in the first paragraph.,etc.

so stop.

get?
got it?
good?

next in line please

Well I look at it this way. I wish people in this country, mainly the governemnt and the right wing, would simply tell the truth.

FUCK YAH WE WANT THAT OIL< FUCK YEH WE WANT THEM TO HAVE A CIVL WAR SO WE CAN TAKE IT ALL.....

at least then I could say my government isn't lieing its ass off....

oh well nothing I can do about it

George Carlin said:

:you think that shit they shuffle through Washington every 4 years is going to amount to anything? Garbage in, garbage out. This country was bought and paid for by the highest bidder years ago."

think about that, and think about this W by vote count lost the 2000 election by 300000 votes so tell me how my fucking vote counts? huh?> whats that? your dicks in oyur mouth? yeh thats what I thought.

First: Everyone please look to the top of the article, then slightly to the right hand side. You will notice four items as follows, News, Commentary, Humor, Feature in this order.

This is listed under commentary much like the editorial of a newspaper would be.

-shrug-

And my dear Snottle, this country hasn't been so sharply divisive or polarized by such blatant warhawk ignorance, since McCarthyism or the War of Dissidence (this is my own personal term, when you can call a war Civil or anything civil about it, save for the nature of diseent against ones own government or those in power, do please, let me know.)

He is simply sharply outspoken is all. Sure he could have put it more delicately, but I saw something on MSNBC the other day blasting the suits in Washington and hoping the Dems did something better instead of blowing it too.

That person was right on the money. I saw no blasting of the troops here, or even the common American person who was blindsided somewhat arguably into buying into this hodgepodge of falsehood.

I'd like to add something else. This all stems from the terrorists and from 9/11. That could have been well averted. This isn't from classified documents and I only have one other time I can think of iin our history we overlooked such intel until it was too late, but at least we went about the proper action afterwards.

You history majors can chime in on that one

FearTheReaper are you always this angry?