Pigasus

Pretty sure this'll work at the state government level these days.

Cast your vote.

Or stone, if you prefer.

The hell?

Bit early in the day to be drinkin', ain't it?

It's actually a former presidential candidate circa 1968. The Yippies (led by Abbie Hoffman and a few others) decided to run a pig for office after realizing that the human candidates in the running (Nixon and Humphrey, I think) were basically just two sides of the same vile coin. That's pretty much how I feel about almost all political competitors these days, even at the state level. I'd just as soon vote for a farm animal than throw my vote away on nepotistic crap or rich white conservative men.

I must say, I'm disappointed more people didn't catch the reference.