Ann Coulter in Hot Water

From the "yeah ... that's a shame" file:

Wow, I'm surprised she actually votes.

The 3rd layer of hell is represented in Palm Beach Florida I take it.

PS: The Mr. Subliminal thing was funny as shit.

I think in FL they are going to do away with that.
I thought in most states they have. Or is that JUST state civil rights ? I'm confused about it a little.

or a felony, for that matter.

Looks like the government is trying to squeeze in on a little bit of that Anne Coulter asspipe action, too.

Sounds like some fellow non-voting felons will make good use of that Adam's Apple...

-TM

Ann Coulter in prison for 5 years???

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Paisley said:
Ann Coulter in prison for 5 years???

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That's kinda what I'm doing right now.

bets are she won't be too happy about that and will blame that on the democrats.

I just realized that I haven't ever actually read any of her stuff, yet I still hate her and want to punch her in her adam's apple. Does that make me a bad person? or at least a band-wagon jumping shmuck?

No, that makes you a rational, thinking person.

Not from someone who has said that Joeseph McCarthy was right and we should take over countries and convert them all to christianity.

You don't have to read any of her things to know how much of a twat she is. It's readily apparent every time she opens her mouth.

it happens.

ok. So I did a quick glance through her wiki, her wiki quote, and her official website.

I am fairly certain she is a complete twat.

But that woman's extremely talented at being a twat. And while I find most of what she's writing reprehensible and backwards, her grace in delivery is commendable. i.e.:

Juan Gonzales is "Cuba's answer to Joey Buttafuoco," a "miscreant," "sperm-donor," and a "poor man's Hugh Hefner." ---Rivera Live 5/1/00
or
"[Canadians] better hope the United States does not roll over one night and crush them. They are lucky we allow them to exist on the same continent."
• Fox News; Hannity & Colmes, November 30, 2004.


This is very funny stuff. These are the kinds of hilarious, biting, insults I dream of being able to produce in writing let alone on the spot.

I was, however, struck by the following:

"I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't."---TV Guide 8/97 (source)
I do respect that she is this blonde, woman pundit in what's essentially a man's world, but what the hell does she mean by that? What is she saying here, that being a woman allows her to completely shove off any respectable standards of professionalism? Or that having breasts somehow gives her an audience she wouldn't have otherwise?

She is also, apparently, a shitty historian with no respect for proper citations and academic honesty.

yeah, I was going to post that one, too. thanks for stealin' my thunder 'yaji. But, come on. Admit it. The woman's got some talent for smearing liberals. I'm impressed by the form, not the content.

This part:

Cracks me up every time.

i think i'm more impressed by the shamelessness of it all. she must have some huge balls. literally and figuratively.

*prays hard*

So if she's convicted, will she be sent to a women's prison or a man's prison?

either way, she's fucked.

I cracked a wide grin at your mere mentioning of this blog.

Thanks again!

And let's not forget her love of athiests, or at least her love of the image of us burning in eternal hellfire.

"But mostly, Ann, you will learn to shut the fuck up."

I don't know, I hear she's got a pretty big cock.

that is my favorite thing ever.