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FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

OCT 05, 2006 07:26 PM

Last April, Texas elementary art teacher, Sydney McGee, took 89 fifth-graders on a field trip to the Dallas Museum of Art. As is custom, parents signed permission slips allowing their children to go to the museum. Little did they know that the "museum" is a heinous den of lust.



Upon returning home, children told horrid stories of how their eyes and brains had been permanently damaged when they saw a nude sculpture. Parents were more than concerned about their innocent little angels. One of the parents had no choice but to complain to the principal, who was forced to act.



The principal admonished Mrs. McGee for not covering the "art" in a poncho, or a robe. But McGee claimed the principal had urged her to take the students to the museum. She obviously had failed to mention the thrusting of metal genitals in the faces of fifth-graders. The school board then voted not to renew Mrs. McGee's contract, essentially firing her. She is currently on administrative leave until Marc, when her contract expires. She had worked as an art teacher for 28 years and received a Star Teacher Award two years ago.

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

OCT 05, 2006 07:37 PM

You know what I don't get about art? Penises.

Sean

Sean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

OCT 05, 2006 07:38 PM

thank god they fired her before she raped one of those kids, or worse: turned one of them gay.

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

OCT 05, 2006 07:38 PM

YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW! bang bang bang

girl_afraid

girl_afraid

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

OCT 05, 2006 07:38 PM

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

OCT 05, 2006 07:39 PM

Bleh. The Simpsons already did that episode

DigDug

DigDug

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

OCT 05, 2006 07:43 PM

yay texas!

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

OCT 05, 2006 07:44 PM

classic..heads asplode..well , at least in america..the children can go to church and have their sins forgiven..and lobby to ban art next eeek

SKAnthony

SKAnthony

Fairfield, CT
September 2006

OCT 05, 2006 07:50 PM

All there is in art is Queers and queers...and you showed them a penis. QUEER!

Kestrel

Kestrel

Dallas, TX
July 2003

OCT 05, 2006 07:54 PM

God DAMN it, Texas. I'm leaving.

Breki

Breki

Sweden
October 2006

OCT 05, 2006 08:04 PM

I can't for the life of me understand why people must feel the need to destroy their children this way.

Imagine, if you will, if you changed the subject every time your kid walked in if you were talking about, for example, police cars. Imagine if you averted their eyes and covered their ears every time a police car passed by. Imagine if you quickly changed the channel on the TV if there was a police car in the picture.

... What do you think they'd grow up to be most curious about?

Dead_Ringer

Dead_Ringer

I'm lost
September 2004

OCT 05, 2006 08:08 PM

wcsANTHONYwcs said:
All there is in art is Queers and queers...and you showed them a penis. QUEER!




MC_Dove

MC_Dove

Cincinnati, OH
November 2004

OCT 05, 2006 08:12 PM

wcsANTHONYwcs said:
All there is in art is Queers and queers...and you showed them a penis. QUEER!



thank you, good sir, for my new awesome tagline. smile

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

OCT 05, 2006 08:13 PM


And people wonder why the rest of the country laughs at Texas smile

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Kingston, ON
February 2005

OCT 05, 2006 08:19 PM

Every kid in Florence is subjected to....

...Every day, and just look how sissy and gay the Italians are!
Do you want this for America? DO YOU!?

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

OCT 05, 2006 08:33 PM

tisk !!! tisk !!! tisk !!!

Trying to sneak lust into the curriculum like that !

NickFaust

NickFaust

USA
April 2004

OCT 05, 2006 08:56 PM

zoton said:
tisk !!! tisk !!! tisk !!!

Trying to sneak lust into the curriculum like that !



I don't think a cold, limp dick appropriately describes lust.

Now, if you were talking about a certain former governor of that fair state....

Scinge

Scinge

Minneapolis, MN
June 2004

OCT 05, 2006 08:57 PM

I know sculpted peni scarred me forever as well.

Think of the children!!!

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

OCT 05, 2006 09:03 PM

Wow...people amaze me.
Not in a good way either.

if

if

Providence, RI
April 2005

OCT 05, 2006 09:06 PM

Scinge said:
I know sculpted peni scarred me forever as well.



Did you chip a tooth?

biggrin

pascalpp

pascalpp

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

OCT 05, 2006 09:20 PM

Oh my god I just looked in my pants and there's ART IN THERE!! AAAAHHHH MY EYES MY EYESSSSS

Este

Este

Tucson, AZ
October 2005

OCT 05, 2006 09:57 PM

turin said:
YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW! bang bang bang



This literally made me el-oh-el.

Literally.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Altadena, CA
April 2005

OCT 05, 2006 10:15 PM

DAMNIT JESUS YOU PERV, YOU WHY DID YOU GIVE US PENIS, VAGINAS AND BOOBIES TO CORRUPT OUR CHILDREN!?!?

You, sir, are a terrorist.

_kungfoo_

_kungfoo_

Altadena, CA
April 2005

OCT 05, 2006 10:16 PM

wow, I can't believe I'm to the point of calling jesus a terrorist. thanks christian right, you jerk bags.


p.s. I just love calling people jerk bags.

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

OCT 05, 2006 10:35 PM

KUNGFOO said:
wow, I can't believe I'm to the point of calling jesus a terrorist. thanks christian right, you jerk bags.


p.s. I just love calling people jerk bags.



It was called for, he can be a real douche sometimes. When I have kids, I'm going to gouge out their eyes, that way they never have to be exposed to the corrupting influence of the sight of genitals. Now we know why blind people are all so pure.

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