NEWS: Nude Sculpture Nearly Destroys Young Children

POLITICS: Nude Sculpture Nearly Destroys Young Children

Last April, Texas elementary art teacher, Sydney McGee, took 89 fifth-graders on a field trip to the Dallas Museum of Art. As is custom, parents signed permission slips allowing their children to go to the museum. Little did they know that the "museum" is a heinous den of lust.



Upon returning home, children told horrid stories of how their eyes and brains had been permanently damaged when they saw a nude sculpture. Parents were more than concerned about their innocent little angels. One of the parents had no choice but to complain to the principal, who was forced to act.



The principal admonished Mrs. McGee for not covering the "art" in a poncho, or a robe. But McGee claimed the principal had urged her to take the students to the museum. She obviously had failed to mention the thrusting of metal genitals in the faces of fifth-graders. The school board then voted not to renew Mrs. McGee's contract, essentially firing her. She is currently on administrative leave until Marc, when her contract expires. She had worked as an art teacher for 28 years and received a Star Teacher Award two years ago.

You know what I don't get about art? Penises.

YEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWW! bang bang bang

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

Bleh. The Simpsons already did that episode

yay texas!

classic..heads asplode..well , at least in america..the children can go to church and have their sins forgiven..and lobby to ban art next

All there is in art is Queers and queers...and you showed them a penis. QUEER!

God DAMN it, Texas. I'm leaving.

I can't for the life of me understand why people must feel the need to destroy their children this way.

Imagine, if you will, if you changed the subject every time your kid walked in if you were talking about, for example, police cars. Imagine if you averted their eyes and covered their ears every time a police car passed by. Imagine if you quickly changed the channel on the TV if there was a police car in the picture.

... What do you think they'd grow up to be most curious about?

thank you, good sir, for my new awesome tagline.

And people wonder why the rest of the country laughs at Texas

Every kid in Florence is subjected to....

...Every day, and just look how sissy and gay the Italians are!
Do you want this for America? DO YOU!?

tisk !!! tisk !!! tisk !!!

Trying to sneak lust into the curriculum like that !

I don't think a cold, limp dick appropriately describes lust.

Now, if you were talking about a certain former governor of that fair state....

I know sculpted peni scarred me forever as well.

Think of the children!!!

Wow...people amaze me.
Not in a good way either.

Did you chip a tooth?

Oh my god I just looked in my pants and there's ART IN THERE!! AAAAHHHH MY EYES MY EYESSSSS

This literally made me el-oh-el.

Literally.

DAMNIT JESUS YOU PERV, YOU WHY DID YOU GIVE US PENIS, VAGINAS AND BOOBIES TO CORRUPT OUR CHILDREN!?!?

You, sir, are a terrorist.

wow, I can't believe I'm to the point of calling jesus a terrorist. thanks christian right, you jerk bags.


p.s. I just love calling people jerk bags.

It was called for, he can be a real douche sometimes. When I have kids, I'm going to gouge out their eyes, that way they never have to be exposed to the corrupting influence of the sight of genitals. Now we know why blind people are all so pure.