NEWS: Pro-Life Retard Takes The Onion Seriously

POLITICS: Pro-Life Retard Takes The Onion Seriously

(WARNING: First link now contains a picture of a dead baby - posted after link was created)



A pro-life lunatic known as Pete completely lost his fetus after reading an Onion story last week. The article, written by Miss Caroline Weber is titled, "I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!" The Onion story is completely over the top and includes such gems as:

Pro-life Pete takes serious umbrage with the fact that this abortion lover blames the pro-life movement and her HMO for the situation in which she finds herself. He explains to her very simply - and I mean VERY SIMPLY - that she is the one who got herself pregnant. The HMO did not get her pregnant while she was out of wedlock (Whore).



Then, after she invites people to her post-abortion party, pro-life Pete breaks it down for her:

Imagine, someone taking an over-the-top article seriously. I've never heard of such a thing.

Wow. Israel and Lebanon are taking missles and rockets which may throw us into a world war and and a letter written on The Onion takes center stage.

Ohhh that's fresh. xDDD

Yeah, I read that and most of the comments basically lambasting the guy for not understanding the simple concept of "satire".

Dumbass.

-TM

Israel and Lebanon are taking missles and rockits which may throw us into a world war and you're on a porn site?

Ner.

Classy use of the word 'retard', moron.

ZING~!

"Moron" is as much related to mental handicap as "retard". They're all in the same boat along with "feeb", "cretin", "idiot", "imbecile" and "windowlicker".

Windowlicker?

Maybe Israel should be lobbing rockets at the devil doctors that will be removing the blessed life from this whore's uterus~!

It's a British equivalent to "retard". Also, an Aphex Twin song.

Ok, I may be a total anglophile and everything, but thats just wierd.

ummmm......

but without abortions, how are we supposed to feed the homeless?

This is porn? Maybe to you. I'm not quite as conservative.

Are you sure the name was Pete and not TheTotalMucci?

This is TWICE I have been able to use this! BONUS!

Wow, now tell me again how Bush got elected one and a half times?

I heard in bio class in school that they used to put names on people according to inteligence and the lowest 3 were: imbecile, moron and idiot. I don't think in that order. But now its just trainable and non-trainable.
But I could be a moron...

Are you sure TheTotalMucci's name isn't Pete?

I'm sorry, erotica.

Shhh.... He's WATCHING

Would that be considered a Swiftian reference Benhasglasses?

Amongst most people, there is a different conotation to using the word "retard" as using the word "moron". Moron implies simple stupidity, as in a unique lack of basic knowledge. It simply questions intelligence

"Retard" is just that, retardation. An implication of actual mental or physical difference that holds the person back from reaching his/her potential.

There is difference between the words is all. Not trying to start shite. But I do think understanding word choice and understanding the meaning behind the words we use is important.

So what are you saying ?

they're not most delicious and nourishing ?