Things I've said or sent to people in the past week where I didn't think before I said it...
walking under a UV light: "so glad I didn't blow that car guard"
Wait this is a children's facility, I'm not allowed to be within 400m of one.
Think about it, there is less semen on these couches that a Mc Donald's ball pit.
I'll dance for money... (accounting ladies take out their purses)
Someone asked me, why don't I by a necklace for the special lady in my life and my reply was, "what, wear it on my wrist?"
walking under a UV light: "so glad I didn't blow that car guard"
Wait this is a children's facility, I'm not allowed to be within 400m of one.
Think about it, there is less semen on these couches that a Mc Donald's ball pit.
I'll dance for money... (accounting ladies take out their purses)
Someone asked me, why don't I by a necklace for the special lady in my life and my reply was, "what, wear it on my wrist?"