****BREAKING NEWS****
OH MY GOD.
I think I saw my mom on Hotornot.com.
I can't even begin to explain the thoughts that bubble in ones mind if (like me) you've never even contimplated the chance of this happening.
Really when it comes down to it you have but two choices, hot or not? Should I rate low, possibley insulting my mother, you ask yourself "but zosso, the internet is so vast and full of people, you could vote and she'll never know" oh she'll know, she'll know. I could only image calling my mother sometime in the future, hearing dead silence for an uncomfortable amount of time, followed by "So I'm not hot".
Then there's option two, voting your own mother as hot. While less insulting it would be very creepy not to mention the fact that it could possibly rip a hole in time and space. The likes of which where only touched on by the lovable doc and marty in the back to the future movies.
Updizzates.
I'll have you know I'm holding a solid 8 on hot or not. I would be happy with a 4 knowing just how fickle I am with giving rating. If I don't enjoy the lighting in your picture, let alone your facial structure lottery gene drawing, you may find yourself with a 2.
Oh yeah, you killed my phone no more talking about possibly fatal sexual positions until I pay my bill.
ok bye
OH MY GOD.
I think I saw my mom on Hotornot.com.
I can't even begin to explain the thoughts that bubble in ones mind if (like me) you've never even contimplated the chance of this happening.
Really when it comes down to it you have but two choices, hot or not? Should I rate low, possibley insulting my mother, you ask yourself "but zosso, the internet is so vast and full of people, you could vote and she'll never know" oh she'll know, she'll know. I could only image calling my mother sometime in the future, hearing dead silence for an uncomfortable amount of time, followed by "So I'm not hot".
Then there's option two, voting your own mother as hot. While less insulting it would be very creepy not to mention the fact that it could possibly rip a hole in time and space. The likes of which where only touched on by the lovable doc and marty in the back to the future movies.
Updizzates.
I'll have you know I'm holding a solid 8 on hot or not. I would be happy with a 4 knowing just how fickle I am with giving rating. If I don't enjoy the lighting in your picture, let alone your facial structure lottery gene drawing, you may find yourself with a 2.
Oh yeah, you killed my phone no more talking about possibly fatal sexual positions until I pay my bill.
ok bye
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Your phone is dead? I was going to call you!