Just in case anybody remembers my piss and pooh diary.
Since the last entry:
Piss-61
Pooh-34.

We now return to our regular scheduling.

Due to the popular demand of . . . well, Me, i've decided to post twenty little known facts about myself, as follows:
1. I am a carnivour.
2. I collect magazines of any sort, but gennerally one's with images of women clothed or unclothed I don't discriminate.
3. I champion the right of every human being to be educated, at the expense of the state, against the state and other evils that invade our inner beings.
4. Am an advocate of pornagraphy!
5. Am a HUGE advocate of pornagraphy!
6. I am an over intelligent underachiever.
7. Have spent the last ten years trying to decide what I want tattooed on my body. Imagery vs. symbolism.
8. A red haired girl, of any shade, always catches my eye.
9. Linndsay Lohan is my secret love.
10. My wisdom and advice are born from a profound sense of apathy and miscalculation on my part, towards my own personal experiences.
11. I can be the most positive person you'll ever know, even when the chips are down.
12. Stubborness is the general personality trait I would consider one of my most highly regarded.
13. Watching a women masterbate is highly erotic.
14. I'm single, and often wonder why women don't get me. .
15. I unfortunetly love smoking ciggarettes.
16. I have no known aliases.
17. I am a trained singer, but cannot play any instruments.
18. I own action figures from various toy merchandising franchises.
19. Have been cured of my childhood fear of snails.
20. I wish that I was the heir to the Playboy enterprise.

There you have it. Twenty little known facts. Some are not for the faint of heart. And if any one who reads this and scoffs at my remarks, thoughts or opinions is offended, not only am I proud of my statements or of my duty to piss someone in the world off, I would remind them where they are reading this information.

ON A FUCKING WEBSITE DEVOTED TO EXCEPTIONALLY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO BY TAKING THEIR FUCKING CLOTHES OFF UNASHAMEDLY, HELP TEAR DOWN THE INSIPID WALLS BUILT BY A SICKLY SOCIETY, IN WHICH LIVE. THE HUMAN FORM WAS NOT DESIGNED TO BE CHAINED BY ANY FORM OF RELIGION, SOCIALIST IDEA OR SOME FUCKING IDIOT MORONS THAT THINK A NAKED PERSON VIOLATES SOME MANDATE OF DECENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half these chicks look like they could kick my ass in a fight and you know what, that just makes me want them more!!!!!!
Fuckers wouldn't know a true human being if they spurned from a woman's womb, nay, their mothers. Or if you're one of them, YOUR MOTHER"S!

I appologize to my regular readers. All five of them. Alright two. That certainly felt good. I feel better now . .

Gonna go for a smoke . . . . . . . .


. . . . . . . . . Okay, I'm back. Haven't posted for ages I feel the need to write more . . .

Here's another list

1. Most chicks with tatooes are hot.
2. It sucks to outlive your friends and family.
3. I want to meet a narcissist that hates themselves.
4. Bill hicks will be missed.
5. Jesus was just a man.
6. I sometimes have internal dialogues with an American accent.
7. I am indebted to many multinational corporations.
8. Inspiration leads to wonderment, or is it the other way around.
9. I'm suddenly bored of typing.
10. I am happy.
11. As I lay resting and healing my midsection grows at an alarming rate. Although I could argue that it just seems that way seen as my arms and legs seem to be shrinking.
12. There is more senseless violence in reality than there ever has been shown in entertainment.
13. Life can suck and be awesome at the same time.
14. I'm clutching at straws.
15. Anti-bacterial products will be the death of the human race.
16. Living in a fictional television show brought to life wouldn't be that bad.
17. I consider myself a humanitarian.
18. Those that choose ill advice are doomed.
19. Insurance is the biggest scam since the bible.
20. I'm done doing lists . . . . . .for now . . . . .

Enjoy cats, i'll be reading soon . . . . . .

MMWWWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

Later,
Zee