zoran

Went to a party last night! Well, I'm still awake so technically, it was earlier today. Or maybe it still is last night. Who gives a fuck! I've been up since yesterday's episode of Oprah. Let me tell ya, it's been a long fucking time. Need sleep. It was good. Found out about google.earth. That shit is FUCKED UP MAN! You can search for peoples houses on that thing. Can't wait till I get broadband. I'm gonna stalk every mother fucker I know on this planet. It takes photos by satelitte(?) and can zoom in u pto 500 ft. It's fuckin cool.

Bowel Diary, Day One
Shit: 4 times Piss: 6 times
(this will be an ongoing theme amongst Zee's normal programming. It has been introduced as a means to inject life and reality into this particular journal, maybe some laughs, and hopefully some kind of proof that he indeed is a real person on this planet. Web streams will not be available as viewers of such material may enjoy it . . . . too much.)

I think I'm a band photographer now. Got a call from an old friend of mine who wants me to take up my old camera wizardry and snap some photos of one of his bands. Oh, the pain of being an in demand artiste! Serves me right. Shit.
I guess it's a good thing, I'm actually getting sick of buying porno mags and taking pictures of the ladies in their different poses just to get some sort of idea of what taking pictures of naked women feels like. So I suppose it should be a welcome change.

I'm getting delirious . . . . . . .

I'm hungry, need sustanance. I really feel like a burrito. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Word of warning: DO NOT WATCH RELIGIOUS SURMONS ON TV WHEN SOBER!
They're shit, unentertaining and if you have any thoughts on any religious subject that are in the vain of "anti-" they'll just get you upset. But when you're drunk its a whole different ball game. Its fun, entertaining and if you have any thoughts on any religious subject that is in the vain of "anti" they'll make you laugh your ass off.

I keep havin flashbacks of all the conversations from last night. Nanotechnology, the fake moon landing, ipod vs. shmipod, the truth: dumbing down and lying to children vs. telling them in adult explinations whats really happening. Man, they were some heavy arguements. Thank god for all the cakes and doritos. Did I mention all the cigarette's and coffee. No beer and no pot make me a sober fuck.

I'm gonna go eat. Then sleep. I'm back at work tomorrow. FUCK YEAH! Finally I have arisen from the depths of my bed. I've joined with my brethren of planet walkers. Money and girls, and comics, and girls, and music, and money and girls. I can even start trying to date again. YEAH! Dating. I'm back baby!!!!!!!

I'm gonna stop now before I remember what I wanted to type.

Read ya soon one's and zero's,

Zee