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Hey, remember how it was my birthday last week? You know what makes an awesome late B-Day present? Helping me with my referal offers for a free iPod. You should be able to sign up for the Callwave offer for free. Whatever offer you sign up for, you can cancel it as soon as I get my iPod. I'll be sure to make an entry the day I get it.

So I guess I should update now. My birthday was meh. My grandparents and I went to a subpar Japanese joint. But I'm going shopping when I get back to Wisconsin, so it's alright. I'm getting a TV and my PS2 back from my brother and I should be able to get my license when I get home. Life seem pretty good right now.

UPDATED to add that survey thingamajigger that everyone is posting
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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Daniel
2. Dan
3. Danny

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. Superhumanly anal ability to plan ahead
2. Disturbingly accurate memory
3. Mah Edjamakation

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1. Complete lack of willpower
2. Complete lack of motivation
3. I'll finish this part later


THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:

1. Tuscarora Native American
2. Irish
3. ????

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:

1. The 2004 Presidential Election
2. The cancellation of quality shows in order to air complete shit
3. The appeal of reality TV

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:

1. White trash
2. Boredom
3. A number of borderline-OCD quircks

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. My inability to predict the future
2. Spiders
3. Motherfucking spiders. The tarantula is God's way of giving arachnaphobes the finger. They embody everything we fear about them.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. Hairbrush
2. Chapstick
3. Nail clippers

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:

1. "Bank of Sun Prairie" blue t-shirt
2. Long underwear pants
3. Glasses

THREE THINGS ON MY (grandparents) DESK
1. Two choco-peanut butter candies
2. Superfine mini-paintbrushes
3. Scissors

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:

1. Fuck/shit
2. Please
3. Thank you

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:

1. Minibosses
2. Whoever plays the Atomic Betty theme
3. Evanescense. I'm not saying they're talented or the best band ever and I'll probably agree with you about their cons, but I just like the way they sound.

PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH (for now):

1. Me
2. Myself
3. I

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:

1. Imaginary
2. Wouldn't leave the magazine page
3. Attached to my wrist

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:

1. Honesty
2. Ambition
3. Open-mindness

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:

1. Curves
2. Gentleness
3. Affection

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:

1. Draw (working on it)
2. Dance
3. Shape-shift


THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. Sleeping
2. Masturbating
3. Wishing I could not do the above two so much

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:

1. A free iPod
2. New shit to make my computer run better
3. To get laid

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:

1. Librarian
2. Artist
3. Violent, tactically-minded vigilante

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:

1. The UK
2. New York
3. PDX

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:

1. Go to Mardi Gras
2. See outer space colonization
3. Finish this section

THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE

1. In my sleep.
2. Complete atomic vaporization
3. Fucked to death