Wednesday Mar 11, 2009

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In 2003, an unidentified man from Tegelen, Netherlands, called an ambulance because he felt sick, but died before paramedics arrived. The man's home was full of dozens of pet parrots. Cause of death: asphyxiation due to overpowering parrot flatulence.

God bless Uncle John's Bathroom Reader for providing me with such profound nuggets of wisdom.
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kingskottie:
ah yes... you are one of the few on this site who even get "skronk".

i'll share the beer... no prob... some funky ass Albert Ayler records ...and maybe some making out? maybe?

(i hope yr doing ok! i miss you ZMG.)
halfjack:
and god bless you, for sharing

Saturday Mar 07, 2009

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stolen from margot...i am a sucker for these meme things.

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AUTOBIOGRAPHY -

Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? some photographer guy
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? last nights tshirt, dirty jeans, granny sweater, watermelon underwear
3. What is your current problem? i need to get laid
4. What makes you most happy? wednesday night karaoke at the...
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tos:
Yeah I actually spent a good amount of time outside today: If this is a prelude of what's to come, I'm psyched!
aesirr:
He I have written one of those but I did it at work and keep forgetting to bring it home lol.

Thursday Mar 05, 2009

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So last night I sorta got into it with some guidos at karaoke. I'm sorry, but they were making fun of rickrolled and I! And I got fuckin steamed. They were laughing at my hat so I told them that they were parodies of themselves and to eat my ass.

*headdesk*

ANYWAY!

I took the day off to go deal with the warrant out for...
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gonzoe:
every time i hear the word "warrant", all i can think of is the old kids show Carmen Sandiego and the end portion and this acapella quartet saying "the warrant!"

i lead a sad life.
shinracorp:
glad you defended yer friend but boooooooooooooooooooo warrant!

Tuesday Mar 03, 2009

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I had a really fucking weird dream last night. Ever have a sexualized dream about someone you have absolutely no interest in? Yeah, it was one of those.

And it wasn't even hot, it was just awkward.like, wtf brain! I can't have a dream about bangin' jake gyllenhaal or something? Its got to be so and so, who is both untouchable and not even my...
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kingskottie:
um... was it about me?

ha.

bad brains here in atlanta tomorrow. i'm off to mosh!


9005900:
No, all in my sex dreams I'm fucking away like a madman!!! I wished it happened in real life, tho! smile

Sunday Mar 01, 2009

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No really I'm okay! I swear.
tongue

[edit] it's almost as much fun to piece together what the hell you did after that 4th or 5th rum and coke as actually doing it. i found myself wondering, where did these mardi gras beads come from? what did i do with my leftover quail? who did i make plans for tuesday with? (or rather, with whom did...
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arbitraria:
your drive home brought to you by massive amounts of water and saltines consumed by yours truly. oh tequila. lol
shinracorp:
hahaha saturday i totally smoked in the car with one eye closed cuz there were 2 lines where one shoulda been! and i made plans for wednesday but i dont remember with who! biggrin

Thursday Feb 26, 2009

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hey all!
soooo maybe i'll do a little talking now. just a little. spoilered to consolidate space on yr friends page.

the breakup

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i'm sort of okay with everything with vimes. i'm respecting his space and privacy and keeping the bulk of it offline (especially here) so i can't really explain why it happened. but it's okay. there was no malice...
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gadget:
When? I'll be at the convention this weekend.
derceto:
but if you leave here we'll never see each other again frown

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of course you know that is a joke smile

Monday Feb 23, 2009

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Vimes and I broke up.
I don't really want to talk about it. I won't speak for him but I don't think he does either.

I will say that is was amicable.
I will also say that I don't think I will be renewing my account when it expires next month.
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carve:
zoo, im here. call me. i'm doing that too... kiss
shinracorp:
awwww frown sorry about everything. i hope that you get the piece of mind you are looking for.

Friday Feb 20, 2009

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keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
keep it together
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aesirr:
I'm sure you will my dear.
downedcity:
next time, taylor ham.

Tuesday Feb 17, 2009

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Ok, so no more airing of my dirty laundry in public.
No more jumping to conclusions, especially worst case scenarios.
No micromanaging!
NO PITY PARTIES.
And try to remember what we've already learned here. Perhaps apply it occasionally as well.

(Those be my new years resolutions. Hey, better late than never, right?)

Mentally I've been going through a lot lately. in my journeys with vimes,...
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jadeangel:
hahaha love the Izzard reference dear! <3
shinracorp:
sounds like you are getting your crap together. nice simpsons reference smile cant wait to see the video, i wish people would put me in theirs hahah.
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