AUTOBIOGRAPHY -
Prologue-
1. Who took your profile picture? some photographer guy
2. Exactly what are you wearing right now? last nights tshirt, dirty jeans, granny sweater, watermelon underwear
3. What is your current problem? i need to get laid
4. What makes you most happy? wednesday night karaoke at the OL. booze, music, and my peeps. nuff said.
5. What's the name of the song that you're listening to? bonnie raitt's "let's give them something to talk about"
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1. Nickname? never had one
2. Eye color? hazel
3. Hair color? black, like my soul (hums type o's "black no. 1")
4.Height? spoonable
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1. Do you live with your parent(s)? i plead the fifth
2. Do you get along with your parent(s)? i plead the second
3. Are your parents chill? no. i live with kyle's mom and the quintessential arrogant, neurotic new york jew
4. Do you have any Siblings? three. they're currently all going through puberty. i pity them.
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FAVORITE:
1. Ice Cream? is not a lubricant
2. Season? lemon pepper
3. Book? the new good housekeeping cookbook
4. Colour? red
5. Food? camel lights
6. Drink? anything with a proof
9. Pen color? thin black sharpie
10. Store? the toilet store
11. Hero? nightman
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DO YOU
1. Write on your hand: yr mom writes on her hand
2. Call people back? not even a little bit
3. Believe in love? i believe in swordfish
4. Sleep on a certain side of the bed? if you can call it sleeping, its more of a gasping and thrashing around
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Have you ?
1. Kissed Someone in the past 24 hours? nope
2. If so, where? kiss my grits
3. Had PHYSICAL therapy? i don't do therapy
4. Gotten surgery? like as a present? do they make surgery gift cards now? want!
5. Taken painkillers? finger lickin good!
6. Overdosed on pain killers? no but i once took an Argentinean xanax that hit me so hard i couldn't see straight. never again!
7. Been stung by a bee? just once, on the bottom of my foot when i was ten. terrifying.
8. Threw up in a doctors office: it's been about 4 years since i've thrown up anywhere.
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Who/what was the last
3. Thing you touched? the bra i pulled out to wear later.
4. Thing you said? "i guess i should, eh?"
7. Person you hugged? some photographer guy
8. Person you talked to on the phone? my sister
11. Last book you read? touching from a distance- ian curtis and joy division by deborah curtis
12. Last time you cleaned your room? a few minutes ago
13. Last time you talked to someone you liked? define "like".
________________________________________________________Chapter 7:
1. Where was the first time you ever kissed the last person you liked? a little over a...hey wait a minute. who says i "like" someone?
2. What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today? the waffle breakfast sandwich from dunkin donuts. but its only noon, mind you.
3. How many best friends do you have? gonzo77 is currently in the yellow jersey, but there's about 10 other people that are riding behind him for second place.
4. Would you rather get up early or sleep in? SLEEP IN
5. What piercings do you want? i've been thinking about a second nose ring and a microdermal. i wouldn't know where to get it though. tattoos first.
6. Does the thought of marriage scare you? it doesn't scare me, but i'm not meant for it
7. What would you like to change about your life right now? i'd like a million dollars, slightly warmer weather, and a better tasting cup of coffee. DD coffee is so sour. but yeah, i'm pretty happy with my life.
8. Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? i don't lie and i don't have time for that shit.
9. Whats on your bedroom floor? a sleeping dog and my knee high boots
10. Who was the last person you got into an argument with? some photographer guy
11. Do you trust people easily? too easily, that's going to change from now on
12. If you could move away, no questions asked, where would you move to? rutherford. or brooklyn.
13. Do you think you're good looking? i'd do me
14. Could you go a day without eating? so long as there's booze i'm good
15. How much do looks matter to you? i need to be at least mildly attracted to someone. but i tend to go for personality over looks. i've dated some goofy lookin motherfuckers in my day who were awesomesauce.
16. How do you feel about P.D.A.? don't be ghey about it
17. When was the last time you had your hair cut? christmas. i'm overdue
18. Would you rather be mad or sad? Mad
19. Does it take a lot to make you cry? yes
20. What's the worst car accident you've ever been in? the time i was a passenger- i blacked out in the lincoln tunnel at 3 am, then woke up at 5 am on the side of the nj turnpike with a lap full of airbag, blood, and glass. the state trooper yelled at me. oh, and it should have only taken an hour to get from point a to point b. i suspect that the person driving might have been doing something inappropriate with me while i was unconscious.
21. Are you tight with your mommy? two words that should never be in the same sentence
22. How do you like your steak cooked? i want to feel the blood running down my chin when i bite into it
23. Do you tell your parents everything? dear lord, no. they'd have me locked up.
24. Would you rather be a bird or a fish? neither, but if you twisted my arm i'd say fish. they're fun to dance with when yr wasted
25. Name one fear you have: vomit
