I had a really fucking weird dream last night. Ever have a sexualized dream about someone you have absolutely no interest in? Yeah, it was one of those.
And it wasn't even hot, it was just awkward.like, wtf brain! I can't have a dream about bangin' jake gyllenhaal or something? Its got to be so and so, who is both untouchable and not even my type? And why is he padlocking his junk with a master lock, like its a high school locker? That shit is heavy!
Anyway. I was amused. And sharing this little tidbit kept me busy while my train is all sorts of delayed.
And it wasn't even hot, it was just awkward.like, wtf brain! I can't have a dream about bangin' jake gyllenhaal or something? Its got to be so and so, who is both untouchable and not even my type? And why is he padlocking his junk with a master lock, like its a high school locker? That shit is heavy!
Anyway. I was amused. And sharing this little tidbit kept me busy while my train is all sorts of delayed.
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ha.
bad brains here in atlanta tomorrow. i'm off to mosh!